random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[PhoBingas]

Yes. He's often Ralph's bottom. In more than one way.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

"why do normal cattle not understand that insincere entropic idiots turning every idea into weaponized gibberish is far more of a time waster and movement destroyer than the most overt hentai addiction could possibly be"

 

[Local Fed]

The true enemy is reddit

In closing: Kill all hippies.

Maybe blacks, whites, Jews and Arabs could all get along if they hashed it out over some lunchables and 2000s anime.

Yeah, ngl, I'd hit it. If it's good enough for Ben Franklin it's good enough for me.

I extermibated pretty hard last night, ngl

I'm new to meme magic but if we work hard enough can we materialize the Sampson option getting triggered?

Fuck you Biden you're not my dad.

She is more NEET than man, now.

Not gonna lie, I think I'm starting to sympathize with antisemitism now.

Can't wait until CoD makes a game out of this conflict.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm still sore that Applejack wasn't voiced by a real pony.

 

[Meat Target]

The Israel thread has been a gold mine of quotes.

but did you expect any different on a forum founded to catalogue Chris Chandler’s bowel movements?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The feds know about minecraft.

 

[Meat Target]

Inflation has been here for years.

Blessed is your ignorance, seeing as possessing this knowledge would mean you went onto deviantArt.

He's qt. Shame he died being a retard.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Fuck the Koran and fuck Indonesia, they are a smelly country for smelly people.

It makes me hard that you could cease to exist in a few days.

They’re sand niggers what do you expect?

>transarab

My fucking sides That bitch is whiter than my wall, how can you be Arab anything when you naturally camouflage with the opposite environment Arabs live in?

Got a passport? All your dreams could come true tomorrow! Move to Bongland, convert to the Religion Of Peace, and - whilst not strictly legal - you will be issued a loicense to do what you like, to any white slag you wish! It's great!

@CatParty Are you posting this for our education/entertainment? Or are you trying to mainstream your secret shameful fetish?

At least the old guy died doing what he loved.

Wait.... are all the articles ostensibly found by @CatParty written by CatParty himself? Is he the source of all clickbait?

Okay, it's deleted. Now shut the fuck up unless you have something of value to post.

I for one will always remember the day Uncle Joe brought back slavery by declaring that the 13th amendment wasn't absolute. My cotton farm has been absolutely humming ever since.

The bellybutton is where the clitoris is.

Shame, you fucking idiot! That weird feeling is called shame

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Hi, my name is Tangerine, I live on Abenaki land, and I use gho/ghost pronouns,

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

ate kuffar
ate infidels
luv me quran
luv Hamas
luv palestine
Simple as

 

[Meat Target]

I hate this account so much. I wish it was physically possible to burn down an internet page.

 

[Haffhart]

I love Israel now because a dog fucking pedophile is batting for Palestine.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'm not sure if she still is but she use to be a cam girl. I remember seeing her do an abortion show.

Germans can’t even kill themselves without permission from their government. Just do it yourself, lazy!

 

[NyQuilninja]

California's homeless are literally not human. Anyone who thinks otherwise has never actually had to actually deal with those creatures and the mess they make.

Theres a big difference. Women just think of celebrity dicks and selfies. I only think of what if scenarios like Urkel being in Die Hard and what if Satanist worshipped santa claus.

She's going to win easily if she runs.

"The US is in fact a dead gay nigger country full of retarded dead gay niggers."

There's a lot of faggots freeloading.

Get ready for Patriot Act 2.0 coming to your ass and colon this fall.

*waves to the KF Glow Niggers*

Niggermon

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I can't even pull out one line from this as being better than any other line so you get the whole thing for your random.txt amusement:

How can you identify as a cat? Do you shit in a box or something? All these animals that they identify with, while cute, basically have no self concept and act one basic instinct. If you really identified with an animal you would be making animal noises and doing what you are trained to do, or shitting and pissing all over the floor.

As for the aliens, vampires, fae, sasquatches, or whatever the fuck, all of those beings supposedly hide from humanity and would never put themselves on display like utter retards.

And I mean a ghost... wouldn't a dead spirit fated to wander the earth undead and unremembered for eternity want to identify as alive?

I hope some vampires and fae get offended by this and smite these people.

 

[Big Nasty]

If you believe in the blackpill you are a literal nigger

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

The slippery slope doesn't exist.

Because it's a fucking cliff.

I had an outie until they stuck a camera in beside it for some laparoscopic surgery and it got scared and it became an innie. Twirling it isn't really all that.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

mass hallucination caused by inhaling too many meat fumes (or being gay)

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Germans can’t even kill themselves without permission from their government.

 

[NyQuilninja]

She blocked me for pointing out that she couldn’t even get poverty wages from OnlyFans bc we have already seen her nudes.

Oh yea i can almost hear the pulling and eating of hair.