random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Haffhart]

Racemixing halfwit elves who cuck themselves out of immortality are NOT wholesome.

 

[NoReturn]

Doesn't make you not an absolute thick skull homunculus though.

I am able to boast and actually have the balls to get a tiny shot to my arm.

 

[JimmyNugget]

The ink of my post has yet to even dry but I guess you act fast.

 

[TFT-A9]

The ink of my post has yet to even dry but I guess you act fast.

Funny is funny.

 

[gooseberry-picker]

"What tha?"

Baked's new favorite reaction to a question

 

[Loosey Goosey]

I mean, I fucked more black women than section 8 housing but I still love to say Nigger on the internet, so you know, whatever lady.

 

[Local Fed]

scissor it out girls

That's why we gotta get Josh to buy up some junk land and establish a Kiwi Farms Ethnostate: no jannies allowed!

>Swedes

Honour killings make a lot of sense now.

Africa is such a fucking meme let me tell you what.

Fuck off I want to talk about Brittany Venti's tits.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I think it has something to do with Star Wars. I have no evidence to suggest George Lucas is behind it, but I've never trusted that guy. His face looks like a hairy thumb and it creeps me out.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Most people won't post jerkoff fodder in threads.

 

[Big Nasty]

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Terrible idea about the KKK. Actually the exact opposite of fixing the problems. Either completely destroy it or integrate it

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Is a decoy owl autistic

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Let that be a lesson to you all, you fail at 100% of the shitposts you don't make.

 

[Burning Urethra]

I suppose you can rape ashes of my mom, but Idk the logistics of that seen as she was cremated and ground to a fine powder before burial. as for my dad go hog wild, haven't seen him in over a decade and a degenerate troon at that, , my sister is fair game too as she's a commie, although you may run into trouble over the fact her husband is a spic and will or probably likely knife you upon arrival. its amazing when you start as a gore janny, your family connections get severed because of stupid bullshit. try harder faggot.

 

[Big Nasty]

 

[Bloitzhole]

You generally don't want rotting ballsack.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I will never forget the am hole... Though I may wish to, I will never forget it...

[RAISES HAND TO STRIKE UP THE BAND]
[THROWS CONDUCTOR'S BATON DOWN IN DISGUST]

Did he expect to be patted down between entering and doing the deal? Did he expect his pants to come off for some reason?

Although I did come up with a new motto: Cut them some slack, they were black.

Why is a 97 year old on TikTok anyway? Just die quietly in your house.

 

[NyQuilninja]

When you realize that we really are cattle for the architects of reality, and they got a taste for veal.

Imagine a shitpost being profound.

Good. 1 nigger down, 1 billion left to go

A mentally ill woman is still a woman. Werido.

She's not even a homo. She's married to a mtf trannie i.e. a man. This is just a straight couple with extra steps.

Pudgy man with beard wearing Applebee's uniform seen fleeing the scene.

"Lawdy! Muh baybee beez innocink! Dis a setup, y'all!" - Nigmom everywhere.

Guess who's back? Spacey's back, tell a friend.

Is there a term for "this glows, but not in the fed way"?

Imagine being the father of two toddlers and deciding that skipping town is better than going into rehab.

Kick the autistic is still America's favorite game I see.

Texas Ranger glowies?

Inverted 12.7mm machine guns to show the combat effectiveness of neo-vaginas on the battlefield.

All I wanted was a good, honorable death and to go out in glory.
But instead I'm going to be drone missiled by a fucking mentally ill tranny while I'm shitposting.

These people need to be hanged from lampposts until dead, and anyone who objects to hanging them from lampposts until dead also needs the rope.

 

[Dark Edea]

You ever tried to shit diarrhea into a bottle before?

 

[NyQuilninja]

FML! I have the same duvet cover as a Troon, urgh...

Wonder how many dicks have been drawn on the walls.