random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

I took away your negrates because I want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed and I think it's funny.

 

[shameful existence]

I was banned from the Anime and Manga thread for warning them about the enroachment of SJW propaganda

 

[NyQuilninja]

Lol just say they eat babies already.

megadeth is fat & I would not have sex with it

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....I almost want to bet this started with, "Hey mah, did yinz know that great grammah died 'cause a train hit her?"

I fucking hate niggers

jesus christ, the fucking soy

Wow, the journey of an ugly woman figuring out that she doesn't need to spend 2 grand to find some sleazy incel who will drop a load into her and disappear forever for free. Only in America folks.

Nah, back off boys.

I'd rail her pepperoni nipples until the cows come home.

Seth Rogan is a kike that *should be* gassed in an oven, in a self defense situation, in Block Land.

Why do these articles always sound like they're being dictated to a secretary by a person on the verge of tears?

"CENTIPEDES? IN MY VAGINA?"

wtf kind of swastika is that jfc. like if a swastika had down syndrome.

Niggers - even when they troll it's a complete fail.

Niggers can't triforce.

I see those mutilated swastika and Walk Like an Egyptian plays in my head for some reason.

First they took your guns, and now they won't let you rape.

Physical violence against the homeless seems like a perfectly human response to being called names.

What a fucking nigger.

I thought sex was the origin of civilization.

That sounds like a problem for future generations and fuck those guys.

"Yo what if we made a Ed, Edd and Eddy reboot except it's like they are all in the future and talk about white male privilege while buttfucking each other?" - an insanely good idea

Please let us know if after touching it you begin feeling troonish. I'm curious if they lace the yarn.

Sir, did you smell burning toast when you wrote that?

>lie to everyone and say you're going to kill yourself if you don't get your neovagina
>get it
>shockedpikachu.jpg

"Nigger nigger pull the trigger" might be my new favorite saying.

 

[Jack Awful]

hahahahahahaha
what the fuck
hahahahahahaha

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

NO IM TOO COOL TO BE BANNED LOLLOLOL

Alright. I've decided to stop being a total fag

 

[Meat Target]

THE SECOND AMENDMENT SAYS YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Laughing at disgusting white trash is apolitical.

It was cut off and thrown at her father.

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From being accepting and examining everyone's vagina to changing into the office of Langley's worst anti-SOGI bigot that is widely hated and a flat-out bitch.

 

[Lame Entropy]

You don't understand how the world works, how normal humans behave. The people throwing "autistic temper tantrums" are the sane ones. They understand how power works.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Thots will now be patrolled federally.

Shut up with your lies.

I hope "goysplaining" and "goysplainer" catch on.

Holy shit, it's like an alpha Jew who survives by defeating lesser Jews and absorbing their noses.

My pronouns are bitch/tits and my name is Robert Paulson.

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You're a hobo that lives in garbage and eats in garbage. Please.

Can Kiwifarms get pronoun tags so we all too can be special and unique

Just Google Ellen Page nude scene if you are thirsty for lesbian scenes of what looks a 14 year old boy with tits.

The gayest article written by the gayest bloggers for vice, the gayest website. Congratulations, youre fucking gay as shit.

To make your dick hard so that your brain wouldn't have enough blood to process that IDF kills kids.

The Seductive Jewess is a bioweapon designed over millennia to subvert the morals of nations and corrupt their bloodlines.

Holy shit I was so distracted by those fake abs I didn't even notice the missing nipple at first. Where's your other nipple 'Eliot'?

Buco nero? Is this bimbo describing her cunt after letting African migrants run a train on her?

"A monkey can piss in his own mouth without the other monkeys thinking any less of him."

THIS IS JUST LIKE THE TIME HARRY POTTER AND HIS SECRET WIZARD ARMY FOUGHT AGAINST THE EVIL DEATH EATERS WHO HATE JEWS.

You eat garbage, live in garbage, and admit to raping your dog and an undage girl. Please, leave this fucking planet. We don’t want you.

I can't rate you autistic because Nool is a gay faggot who got rid of ratings here because so many A&N pussies whined and cried.

10 points for having a better than usual Swastika.

Ranch is the tits. Who you callin' heathen, heathen?

Panda Bear Hunting.

Why does she make me thirsty?

Winner winner, hot pot dinner.

4CHAN IS VERY SCARY....
One time I was browsing /X/ and I saw a spooky glow nigger who tried to sell me lolita.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with having sex with 13 year-old girls. This is just one lucky guy who should be congratulated.

 

[Antipathy]

We called him Jimmy "Show Me Your Titties", because he never wore a shirt, just a white sheet draped on him.

If you fight cops on the street, your jujitsu will not win. If you fight cops in court, there's at least a reasonable chance your jew-jitsu will win.

Actors should be beaten everytime they speak outside of their job.

On the other, the common narrative among people is that Chauvin is the supreme white supremacist that murdered George Floyd through his unbridled Aryan fury.

Black whining is why I went from mostly neutral on racial issues to an unapologetic racist. These whiny fucks need to shut the fuck up.

If shitbulls aren't at the top of the list you know this shit is beyond pozzd. They're worse than the niggers of the dog breeds, like 7% make up 75% of all bites...

Israel is the only place on earth that can turn conservatives into SJWs and progressives into neo nazis.

And just to think, her boobs probably smell like balls as well, because of the overlapping skin under those tube sock titties.

he's really growing into that sad alcoholic Ben franklin thing he's got going on there.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I'm pretty convinced they just put him under anaesthesia, took turns on punching him in the face, wrapped him up and told him he totally got a feminine face now.

No matter how many times I hear his voice it always unnerves me. If Kev was the first thing I saw after being born I'd scream too.

 

[Meat Target]

Shut your faggot mouth and call a janny if you need your ass wiped.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Because the Slant Eyed Rice-Nigger Communist Retards are incompetent at everything they do, hence why they have to steal everything from Murica and consume our movies.

Great Depression II The Legend of Curley's Dogecoin.

WTF are we having an apocalypse?

 

[Monolith]

We're all missing the major issue here. It's the fact that Penny decided to unconsentually photograph Kev Kev, and they both thought it was pretty uwu fsagdoshgsd to not only show Kev, but to also post it on twitter.

 

[Meat Target]

I think those glasses give anyone who uses them retardation, man or woman

It's time to start killing this entire generation. Just give them up as a lost cause and give them the gas.

I have never wanted to see someone self-immolate so much in my life

 

[PhoBingas]

He didn't even napalm that steak.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm inclined to believe the wound closing itself might be the most humane outcome at this point. From what I know, in trannies who have the more common dick and balls flay and inversion, it can and does happen and presumably it turns into fibrous scar tissue.

I'm not sure what might happen in this case though, as he has some revolting amalgamation of thigh skin, peritoneum, and bowel tissue sewn inside his bodily cavity. Bowel tissue creates mucus to lubricate the passage of stool, and peritoneum produces a fluid to stop the internal organs sticking together. A hernia into the scrotum can cause peritoneum to get trapped and lead to a hydrocele where the balls swell up with fluid. It could be if it did heal up, it would turn into an awful abscess full of ass grease and abdomen fluid and cause him more problems and further surgery.

The size he is in those painting pictures, I'd expect ordinary people of both sexes have trouble staying hygienic. Males have the hidden penis issue when their external genitalia sink into groin fat on top of foreskin stink and sweat trapped in fat, and females have the mess and smell of menstruation complicated by pubic and thigh fat. MtF trannies reportedly stink.

There's a research paper that's been posted on these fora several times where the researchers actually commented about the foul stench in most of the patients, even presumably the ones who didn't notice anything wrong with themselves. The hygiene difficulties of obesity combined with a surgical fistula instead of genitalia is a recipe for disaster.

The illustration of the patient (which is presumably drawn to be somewhat androgynous to represent a range of hypothetical people) is about as recognizable as being female as their body type.

This whole post is a wealth of random.txt.

 

[MediocreMilt]

To make a long story short, i got busted in a bullshit setup the day after it was released and shot in the back with a silenced .22 in the alley across from one of my favorite dumpsters.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

This is supposed to be a thread about the horrible behavior of a child rapist, not the sexual habits of white women in the modern era.

You can't fix what's wrong with us, anymore than you can punch away gravity.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Just think about those kids that are scared of clowns now they're going to be transphobic

The more I encounter situations as described above, I am heavily reminded of watching wrassling with my father when young, unsure whether to suspend my disbelief and accept that the kayfabe was real.