random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Antipathy]

It's not just Disney; because we, as a society, turned away from God and are looking for someone to fill His place, lots of people deify consooming or ideologies.

Yo bitch how many niggers you fucked? I hope you have not been soiling your white genes with nigger germs.

A man with mutilated genitals pretending to be a woman telling another man with mutilated genitals that he's not allowed to cum until he's painted all of his Warhammer figures

Bottom line, her pussy smells SO bad, it literally made a man run away into the night.

 

[Sharklaser]

This guy is too fat and out of shape to kidnap a princess so he had to become one.

 

[verygayFrogs]

YES I FUCKING DO SWEAR YOU FUCKING TRUMP NAZI FEMINIST LOW-LIFE RAPIST GARY SUE MOTHERFUCKER I'M GONNA RIPE YOUR GUTS OUT AND MAKE BEEF STEW OUT OF THEM AND HAVE A PICNIC WITH MY GERIATRIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL HUSBANDO WITH IT AND GIVE YOU A BAD RATING ON YELP!

THE SHUCK DID THEY DO TO FUCKLE

George Foreman would grill.

Hailey can straddle my head and suffocate me with her hairy unwashed fupa anytime.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Somewhere up there Jesus is brandishing a whip and getting ready to come down here and start flipping tables.

 

[NyQuilninja]

My only regret is not meeting you fags sooner. I'll buy you guys a drink in hell.

I agree, stop the ZOG occupation of Iowa.

Shout out to everyone who fucks the person they love and shuts the fuck up about it.

Is it just me, or it it getting crazier out there?

Our enemies are attacking our supply lines and all this faggot talks about is ice cream and how much he loves niggers.

Just the title alone made me want to bully the author to suicide.

That's a lot of words for the Washington Post to say they want to tongue bathe Biden.

Can we please have a supreme court ruling on whether Californians can be classified as humans?

Why? You wanna jerk off with your psycho dick? Kys

You don't get more representation because there is literally more of you chief.

Keep that beard clean? Based fag, very cool, wanna fuck my husband

HE HAD A MINECRAFT YOUTUBE CHANNEL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. You can't make this shut up. The autism is off the spectrum.

You heard'em boys, drag the niggers into the woods and hang them from the trees!!!

GODDAMMIT
okay
a) you fucking mong fish that's not what "blood in the water" literally means
b) which the fuck one of you dolphin rapist assholes gave the sharks internet access

Fuck him up, Minnie

These glasses had better be in gender-affirming frames. It'd be suspicious otherwise.

The internet is beautiful and dangerous... I am sadder that I know about LGBTSCHCO...sigh.

Can you imagine being a black man and making the soy face next to a movie about people of your race being gang-raped as slaves in front of their friends and family by white men? That is taking cuckoldry to a new level.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

A celebration of cosmopolitanism for people who have never had to contemplate their own death.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"What does uncle faggot do for a living mom?"
"Oh he writes angry posts online to keep America safe from terrorists honey, he's why you have rights as a woman in America, make sure you say the pledge of hulligance very clearly, that's how we know you're not Trumptards!"

 

[Meat Target]

This is how it works: imagine the dumbest most retarded response you can think of for a given scenario. Now reflect on that retardation you just shit out and then really strain to figure out a way to make it even more spasticly retarded. And then clownworld will show you that there was not only was a basement below your projected retardation level, but an entire retartled subterranean city below it that goes on forever.

That house has a fucking birth defect. Who made that?

I hope he gets hit by lightning.

In the dick.

I am not letting some small dick chink rape me. He better be at least 6 inches.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Reminds me of when I was a kid and we had to make anti-smoking posters that they hung up in the halls. Mine said "SMOKING IS FOR HOMOS" until some homo saw it and made me change it to "Smoking is for Losers".

based and red-gummied

If Tina Turner wasn't too good to pick cotton, neither the fuck are you fatso.

I love how this is about a horrific murder of a woman and the murder of her three young children but Kiwifarms is more focused on roasting the fuck out of that janky-ass house. Never change, Kiwis, never change.

Nigga do you see that house?

I call bullshit, unicorns or even horses aren't genderless until you turn them into glue.

The altitude at which they will be leaving the helicopter means the location doesn't matter... in Minecraft.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

The Kiwi Farms has received two letters from Russia's ROSKOMNADZOR requesting
the deletion memes depicting Hitler dressed as Santa saying "ho ho holocaust".
We receive this request every few weeks.

 

[verygayFrogs]

The current left wing is the left wing equivalent of Alex Jones. Now suck my feminine girl dick before I have my tranny period.

Quagsire's redesign is a hate crime.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Amen, Amen I say to you: You are being cringe.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Shitskins don't appreciate nature, all they do is shit up the cities with their third world existence.

If I had the chance to take an urban youth camping I’d do it, if only for the ability to pop him in the knee with a .22 and run if we get attacked by a bear or a mountain lion.

 

[Dark Edea]

Your product went so far woke that it ended up implicitly advocating for the cereal ethnostate.

 

[NyQuilninja]

All those faces are going to end in new articles about how their parents abused them or the kid end trooning and fucking their lives with a thread here for good measure

I’d like to point out to @CatParty that when I made the joke that the Capitol Building incident reminded me of a failed mission out of Fallout: New Vegas, I didn’t think people would take it seriously.

Gamergate burned our crops, poisoned our water supplies, and delivered a plague unto our houses!

I am embarrassed on his behalf. On everyone's behalf, really.

Hopefully a black tranny that is disabled.

/pol/: Let's all jerk off to anime!
. . . some time passes. . .

Pick up a book, faggots.

I don’t know whether I should be embarrassed, mournful, or laughing.

Yep...'ol Bessie ain't what she used to be these days, ayup.

Fuck these faggots. Adopt like normal people or suck a cock. Actually, no, neck yourself, you might enjoy sucking a cock.

What the hell is up with the proportions of that house? Did they add on the second story?? Weird.

Right? I wanted an article with what was going on with that house. Is it the result of an ancient Indian burial ground?

They've tried for years but what came out of the hole never reached kindergarten.

If God exists, he can't punish those who destroy innocence with perversion hard enough.

That house has a fucking birth defect. Who made that?

I wish orange nigger would shut the hell up

Are those names fucking D&D spells? What the hell?

I had a claimant called “Tywooqiande” once and to this day I’m still not sure if I ever pronounced it “correctly”.

Sounds like a Groomicorn.

Why don't they sell off the Iranians as pinatas to poor little meheecan kids at the border, fuckers can't get a blanket but you can at least get them a pinata. Also fuck off dograpist.

I mean we can give them some free vacation in mexico shirts that say

"The Cartels are faggots who suck Italian dick for money"

we need more trans representation in the drug cartels!!!!

i too flail like a sperg when i get upset

Pfft, I wish we shoved niggers into ovens. Might not even be having any of these troubles now.

Seriously, though, how can you even compare the holocaust to slavery?

Fat girls give sloppier head, because they're used to having their face stuffed.

This is a lot of effort to convince yourself your waifu is not a husbando

Lipstick means dog cock,

Stop poking holes.

 

[Cats]

false feces

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wish people would just cut all the middle steps, curse God, and go about their lives.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

@secret watcher

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Because most coomers can't jerk it to Harlan Ellison telling them they're worthless morons.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Funko Pops have always reminded me of those Turkey Sex experiments from the 1960s.