random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[On a Journey]

She has a very, very small penis. (From a doctor on I am Jazz)

I can make my room nice and romantic. I can have candles... I could have candles and I can have... uh... candles... and, you know? *grunt* Various items of romantic nature. (Chantal's May 12, 2021 livestream "Let's Clean My Room Sty lol")

 

[NyQuilninja]

Who his this whore and why is she physically incapable of shutting the fuck up?

faggotry made of other, smaller faggotry

Choke on every missing watt, you clownshoe voting faggots.

At this point Trump's never leaving their heads. Looks like he's been there rent-free for so long all those squatter's rights laws the left has pushed are now in full effect.

I never knew a man could have so slack of a jaw it caused his chin to spontaneously disappear until now.

That's the issue with this propaganda and brainwashing. You can't. You can tell them that the sky is blue, grab their head, and point them at the sky, but they will vehemently deny it and claim to their deathbed that the sky is green.

Americans are lazier than Italians.

So some dudes and dudettes in black dresses invented something out of thin air. Still not in the Constitution.

WTF, why is the government being the Ministry of Truth, only private corporations like Twitter and Facebook should be allowed to tell me what is true and what is wrong!

Is my fucking birthday just going to be endless black cock sucking from here on out?

Fucking niggers.

If you needed a goddamn game to find out you like to stick stuff up your pooper, you have deeper issues than just people not accepting your orientation.

I would not like if my piss slave sessions became public.

Cops and Antifa both suck. They both support the establishment.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Only if it's possible to kill a man with an overly aggressive blowjob.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

It looks like a little kid tried to make a sand castle out of his head and it went horribly wrong

You survived precisely because you groveled, sniveled, and begged the West to save you from a small man with a stupid mustache.

And I've selected which one of my feet is kicking your ass.

I thought waffles and pancakes and corndogs were basically the same thing with the difference between them being one is soft, one is textured, and one has a hotdog in it.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Hmmm...If bitches can consent why not dogs?

(No really though do not rape animals)

 

[NyQuilninja]

Post receipts or quit the forum and kill yourself, faggot. Or just get banned. Good going.

That fucker gives people sunburns and trees cause allergies. Fuck em both.

Someone should buy both the penis and vagina waffles and videotape them having sex.

"I'm not sure we know if alpaca societies have gendered concepts."
Please take those poor animals away holy fuck.

ewww
unless its a milf
but still
ewwww

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They're like the fraternal twin sons of Peter Griffin who enjoy banging eachother and trooning out.

The descendants of a bunch of convicts is such a based idea for a country and yet it turned out so cringe.

Is there even one of these fuckers who isn't fat as fuck?

 

[verygayFrogs]

So a pedo transtrender faces the same hardships as a gay man. Riiiight.

Roleplay autism until banned.

>implying that he gives a shit

Trans is the new autism

Two dicks, nobody wants to fuck a horsecock.

Two Dicks is gross and would have two ballsacks

I'm now convinced that the THOUGHT of tenders turns the average person autistic.

This thread is for autistic food, not Asian cuisine.

White BOYS Fuck Dogs

Yesterday as my coworker bragged about buying nudes from some fat white girl

The perfect accompaniment to a plate of Sonic Curry.

THIS ISN’T YOUR HOUSE CALM DOWN!

GUESS WHO'S GETTING AN IMPROMPTU CIRCUMCISION

I'd fuck a tub of mayonaise

Make sure to lock your doors before going to bed or else the Gay Pride Diaperfag Bird will come and rape your children!

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Autism Kongfirmed.

Waterboarding in hell by demons

I bet she fucks like a wild animal.

Might need some help filling it up

Jesus Christ is that a fucking gremlin

who the fuck still buys just dance

Nintendo is FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

lol never change GameFAGs

Neovagina isn't vegan

Suck my FAT nigger nuts Advance Wars is back biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

Monkey ball chads we have awoken once more, for the glorious monkey god

Chad Regginator vs Virgin Muh Tranny Waifu Neil Cuckmann

Man, let Metroid fans have a win. The Metroid fanbase gets screwed over more than Sonic fans.

Translation: Can we please forget about the fact we got buttfucked the hardest by the people with the smallest dicks?

41% BEAM ACTIVATE

Auntie, there are bird people making fun of me and my piss art

WE WUZ GENSHIN AND SHIET

We'll i don't now what's gonna happen, but one thing i know....there will be porn of it.

UNLOCK THOSE PAGES RIGHT NOW, YOU ASSWIPE!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!! D:<
ALL THE FUCKING PAGES I EDITED ARE NOW LOCKED BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!!!! YOU STARTED IT!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

WHY DON'T YOU REPORT IANDEVILBISS1'S ACCOUNT TO FANDOM.COM OR SOAP????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HAS THREATENED AND FLAMED/TROLLED ME HUNDREDS OF TIMES SINCE LAST YEAR FOR EDITING PAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK WHAT HE DID TO ME AND MY EDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D

QUIT PUTTING UP TROLL PAGES ABOUT ME, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<" QUIT PUTTING UP TROLL PAGES ABOUT ME AND CALLING ME "NATE SPEED", "MENTALLY (beep) BABYISH ASSHAT", "TROLL" AND "(beep) SOB" AND CLAIMING I WAS "VANDAIZING" AND SAYING I "SUCK AT EDITING" OR I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING WIKIPEDIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D

I'M TRYING TO EXPAND MY WIKI! I JUST ADDED MORE INFO ON THOSE PAGES!!! I'M TRYING TO EXPAND THIS WIKI WITH MORE STUFF! AND I WANT YOU TO STOP REPORTING ME FOR TRYING TO HELP, YOU ASSWIPE!! D:<

STOP REVERTING MY EDITS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!! STOP REVERTING ALL MY GODFORSAKEN EDITS AND LEAVE THIS FRIGGIN PAGES ALONE OR I'M GONNA KILL YOU HORRIBLY, YOU BUTTFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!

QUIT TAKING DOWN MY EDITS RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

GET OFF OF WIKIA YOU (beep) (beep), LUCASMOURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

NO I'M NOT, YOU ASSWIPE!!!!!! (KICKS YOU IN THE BALLS FOR SAYING "NO ONE CARES" AND "YOU ARE NATE")"

STOP REMOVING MY EDITS WITH COPYRIGHT CLAIMS OR I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, YOU ASSHOLE!"

QUIT CALLING ME "NATE SPEED" AND "SOCKPUPPET" AND REPORTING ME TO THOSE SOAP (beep) RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, YOU FUCKING NUMBSKULL!"

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR GETTING THOSE PAGES LOCKED, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!! (KICKS YOU IN THE BALLS FOR IT)"

DICKWAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

GET OUTTA HERE, YOU FUCKING BARFER!!!!

STOP ADDING THAT DELETION TAG AND REPORTING ME AND CALLING ME A "BAN-EVADING VANDAL", "SOCKPUPPET" OR "NATE SPEED", YOU FUKCING BARFER!!!!

I'M TRYING TO EXPAND THIS WIKI WITH MORE STUFF! QUIT PLACING MY SANDBOXES FOR DELETION AND CALLING MY EDITS "VANDALISM"!

STOP REVERTING MY EDITS AND CALLING ME A "NATE SPEED SOCK" YOU JERK!!!!

IAN STARTED IT! HE STARTED IT! HE REALLY DID

QUIT REQUESTING "ANTI-NATE SHIELDS" AND CALLING ME A "SOCK", "TROLL" AND "NATE SPEED", YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!

I'M GONNA KILL YOU, IANDBEACON!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TREATING ME LIKE SHIT AND TAKING DOWN MY EDITS HERE AND ON WIKIPEDIA, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!

"We hate Asian people because they are not like us, we do not respect them. Hail Melanin."

I'm feeling fat and sassy.

Wow, if Chris was an actual woman

'Twill be a holiday of great theft and nig-noggery.

Lovato trooning out saga when?

Your unending thirst for old women is both legit fascinating and mildly entertaining.

Silly Pokémon and their made up genders.

 

[Local Fed]

Grandma had to die to own the trumptards

People have been reproducing since at least the 1980s.

 

[Meat Target]

BTW, anyone have a candy van they want to sell? Asking for a friend

Lee Harvey Oswald was inspired to assassinate JFK by a change.org petition.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Playing Amhole roulette with a troon threads images sounds like a terrible idea, not gonna lie.

Imagine how many dirty, alpaca shit covered tranny hands are gonna be going into that giant pile of burrito cheese.

can you cringe retards shut the fuck up

You don't want a mini essay about the economic situation of my family in a thread about a bald e grifter?

I deeply, passionately, don't give a fuck.

Fuck you, and fuck off.

There's nothing to see here, just a mostly peaceful shooting.

 

[Meat Target]

I couldn't read the article, there was just a featureless void of screaming, burning emptiness where words could be.

Must be a broken link.

I don't know what you softboys are crying about, bpd thots make the best partners.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Sex cults with attractive women aren’t on Facebook or roblox.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

You think DC ever wanted to acknowledge Batman performing oral-sex in an official capacity?

 

[Mr. Awesome Man]

Now replace the Avenue Q song about "The Internet is for Porn", and replace Internet with "Anime and Manga", and that there, is spot on about why anime and manga is so popular.

The sickness afterwards is all part of the experience. It means they made your food right!

"He stabbed this pancake many, many times"

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Long nose tribe say they no control cave paintings, but grug banned from participating in cave paintings for saying long nose tribe have too much control of cave paintings. Really make grug think

 

[NyQuilninja]

Yeah the really boring desk job slots should require you kill a man before you're even allowed to put pen to paper!

They believe Ronald Reagan invented AIDS with Nancy/Mommy's astrology black magic to cull the faggot herd. And astrology counter spells/prophecies are the only way they can counter it and enter Jew heaven.

Vegans will never have great sex, cope traitorous human scum.

Omnivore master race rise up hard, strong and throbbing

Two H's good. Three H's bad!

I like you, citizen. I think you deserve an increase in your autism ration from 10 milligrams to 9 milligrams.

Nigger, they killed the dog that DIDN'T bite people.
That's just a perfect example of priorities.

Is the Handmaid's tale, Harry Potter, for the even sadder winemoms?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Would underage looking robots be legal to manufacture? If so, I might consider it.

 

[Margo Martindale]

The most horrible soul crushing thing you can tell a tranny is "No."

Simple but true. Credit to this post:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/factorio-thread.56230/post-9268759

 

[NyQuilninja]

A garbage truck is fitting because this woman is a literal cumdumpster.

News Flash: Canada, the gayest fucking country chooses to be gay and stupid.

Pedophiles
Really
Insist on
Destroying
Everything

Happy Pride!

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

Why the fuck is a woman telling me how to fuck guys?