random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Raging Capybara]

It is disturbing but obese warfare is in fact what they're imagining.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What could be more American than big titties and fast food?

I’m not logging in to e bird dot org nigga

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I follow someone like this. She’s been my own personal lolcow for around 4 years or so. She’s progressively gotten worse and now thinks she’s some sort of shaman, psychonaut, seer, faggot, but she also loves furry shit so she’s also a wolf moon fire goddess.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

i'm well under 300 and have lost 10+ lb this year.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I would advise him to stick to that instead of drawing werewolf cock bulging through someone's abdomen.

Possum tiddies are inside the pouch.

0/10

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Don't know what chetniks or ustashas are, so I'll go ahead and remove kebabs

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

How the Alt-Right GamerGate Terrorists made me have diarrhea in my MTF partner's mouth

 

[WolfeTone]

From time to time the tree of liberty must be fed with the pseudo-clits of trannies

 

[FearsReality]

“Two choices lay in front of you: stop protecting KiwiFarms and lose one website, or face murder charges as you are complicit and lose your entire company.”

 

[candle tiger]

They're all sucking dick. Literally all of them. Right now. Be quiet for a minute and listen. Do you hear that sound? That's the ex-gays, sucking dick.

 

[Meat Target]

Bob never received check one from Marvel but my lady's honor has been besmirched! How dare you imply these stories are formulaic? It's pistols at dawn, sir!

All I want to see Wedge mime is, "I hung myself from a meathook and blew out my asshole."

 

[AMHOLIO]

Be quiet for a minute and listen. Do you hear that sound? That's the ex-gays, sucking dick.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

There is still the more cerebral pleasure of horrifying others.

 

[Local Fed]

Kiwi Farms is responsible for the financial crisis of 2008.

"OOoooOOoOoo, I'm hearing Near's Voice From Beyond The Grave Again...... and he says... Nooooo Fundraiserssssss.... And please respect my pronouns"

No one expects the Trannish inquisition.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I survived mw2 and halo 3 online lobbys i can handle being called names

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Baristas who are baristas are just baristas.

I started to register but then I saw a squirrel and forgot all about it.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Ya slip em the roofity doofity an den zip zap zoom rape rape rape and den bribe da judge.

I'm unapologetic, transparent, and tell these trans women they still are men.

Orange man legally found not bad
Ugly lesbian legally found fake news
the trump curse still has some juice left.

Pedophile service user accuses other pedophile service user of servicing pedophiles.

I mean, why do people even use straws, just lift the fucking cup up you retards

The phrase ”fat liberation movement” is an oxymoron.

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"Democracy?.... Nigga fuck that gay mob rule shit" ~ Socrates (probably)

This thread in a nutshell:

Joos

Is there a point in time where Biden doesn't humiliate America?

Fat people should be viciously humiliated in public and forced to wear derogatory signs.

 

[Meat Target]

You know why God created pizza delivery services?

To fill potholes and create body armor.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Ha! I sincerely do not find anything credible about this forum that makes it Not-Trolling.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I wonder if they are using volunteers to do the work while they play video games and bang each other in the ass.