random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Sorry, troons, but the valuable e-bucks of the internet belong to George Floyd and titty streamers.

hello and welcome to the farms.

, I highly recommend you start at the beginning of this thread and flip through the highlights.

This thread is best exemplified by "I can't believe they're this retarded"

I imagine Michael is only kept around because they abuse him and he eats shit for their amusement.

the number of midnight fanny emergencies is relatively low, compared to other organs.

"Officer his bussy was too tight I couldn't pull out ! It's not my fault! He tricked me!"

 

[Monolith]

What the fuck. You'd think that being diagnosed with testicular cancer would be enough to sober you up for a few seconds so as to consider things outside of the context of your fetish.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

You made a mistake when you deprived an aryan from everything he had to lose, you made a bigger one when you deprived a Satanist of one.

 

[NyQuilninja]

finally i will have a daughter that will cook, clean, and i can rape everyday, the future is looking bright, people

It takes two idiots to make a baby, Naked Ape.

You know what the OP article is right. I remember being a kid and watching PBS after school and one of the most foundational moments in my life was that one episode of Arthur where D.W had an abortion.

THEY RAPE ALPACAS YOU FUCKING FLEAMEN

He wanted sex and wasn't horsing around.

It isn't rape if they don't say Neigh

His fetish is Horseplay

His sexual partner was hung like a horse.

I have anal sex with the horse. Yeah, I wouldn't say it's pleasurable but I know he enjoys it and that's what I like.

Coming to a newspaper near you: "Why Donald Trump ruined fart porn"

Joke's on you, Covid. I already have a micropenis.

"Officer his bussy was too tight I couldn't pull out ! It's not my fault! He tricked me!"

You can deal with it by necking your self you dumb nigger cattle

I'm amazed more gay guys don't wear this, because this looks tailor-made for flaming homos. Matches well with a pair of assless chaps.

Wow, almost a full black-out on my "woke buzzwords" bingo card. Impressive.

Brennan, please go outside and touch a boob. Thanks.

Everything I did in a past life was justified and I will do it again if I am not stopped.

I am convinced Francis E. Dec was in fact driven mad by visions of the future. We are living in the era of the gangster robot computer god and it's parroting puppet underlings.

Chads don't do bdsm. That's for fat basement dwellers with mommy issues.

I couldn't even tell that they made eggs. I thought it was macaroni and vomit salad or something.

 

[Alex Krycek]

And the Wogglebug has NOT secretly converted to Christianity anymore than I have, or else I would have admitted it.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

the power of combined autism compels our journey to be eternal

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

When teens don’t back off apologizing for being so wrong she always starts to talk about her intestinal functions.

 

[Hitman One]

For us, the power of combined autism compels our journey to be eternal,

his rectum has been destroyed by sheer degeneracy.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Zimbabwe is in a better state than Haiti. The Carthaginian Empire is in a better state and it hasn't existed for nearly 2000 years.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Look, I don’t want to come off as some kind of religious extremist here, but have you considered … practicing Judaism?

This is one of my favorite quotes here haha.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Shut the fuck up Shamu before I tell the Japanese whaling industry where you live

 

[NyQuilninja]

Imagine being so privileged that you feel like you're being oppressed by emojis.

"She's so much more"

Damn, fatshaming even in the headline smh.

Damn is he gonna be able to molest that many? 1.7 mil is a lot of little guacamole gobblers for an old pedo to chase after.

A vaginal physical therapist must be a cunt of a job

How is it possible for niggers to be so dumb?

America is not for all people; America is for free men and women who value individual liberty and equality before the law.

The rest of you peasants, serfs, and slaves can fuck off to whatever authoritarian/welfarist shithole will take you.

I cant believe they made a future Suicide Bomber/Stoned school for the autistic

God is white, there I said it.

It's time for you to take these nuts on your chin, that's what it's time for.

You’re actually retarded. Like, several levels of retarded.

I was about 90% sure this would be about autism.

pretty sure her demise is going to be fueled by pastries tbh

I'm still waiting to celebrate a holiday where America is liberated from the niggers...

Run screaming into the night.

That dick you suck has been in another man's pooper.

Talcum X is a CIA honky who honks in the dark!

Lol neck yourself you limey cunt.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

... and all was quiet, and night fell, and there was no sound save the for that of the wind rustling through the long grass, and faintly, in the distance, the sound of a man in a dress still jerking it to hentai characters.

I mean the bad, reddit autistic, not the good, kiwi autistic.

Bitch looks like a trash bag full of Mayonnaise.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

 

[NyQuilninja]

CatParty those heat maps look like vaginas.

Your kids are going to search out porn anyway, therefore you should be okay with your school showing it to them during school hours.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

so tune in next time when i present my totally original token: TranniesWillNeverBeWoman®™, guaranteed to save both children and puppies.

Why risk toilet witches when I can just shit anywhere?

Go on, Pajeet shit down some nignog's neck.

 

[WolfeTone]

@Benzo Samurai

ralph is makers marked for life

the gunt he carries is a cross

the suffering he's carrying - the innocence he lost, its on us

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I didn't know Oblivion had a chromosome slider.

 

[Enterhater42069]

quit flexing your e-penis

She’s got a “2 cucks for the price of 1” deal.

So is this why there's a conspiracy that Australia doesn't exist?

A [wise] midge once said:
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

stop making fun of chris chans olympic mascot ideas

This reads like a fucking schizopost of AI selected marketable buzzwords

Sorry, abolitionists. I'll bootleg all the heterosexual propagandizing content if you ban it.

Only degenerates enjoy spam, and they should all be murdered. Meatloaf is clearly superior.

HOW IS THAT HEALTHY, I BET IT'S MADE OUT OF PIG HOOVES AND CAT EARS

MEATLOAF > SPAM AND IF YOU DISAGREE you have a right to hold a different opinion

YOU SHOULD DIE

I am a girl but I wonder if it would feel good for a man to stick his hand in a Kermit doll and then sort of open and close the mouth so it's like he's nibbling on the penis.

Women don't feel sexual pleasure, a man in the 1800s scientifically proved it.

If corporal punishment were mainstream we'd have about half the lolcow threads we're currently having right now.

I’m okay with side boob if it pisses off the idiots that still think the characters are children

Praise Melanin. All Asians will be eradicated.

"I'm sorry for sending death threats to you, here's a poorly worded Gacha Life picture as an apology."

Do you want free speech or not? Jesus.

Dude. Stop being so accurately mean.

LOL, zero followers

This nigger made a Twitter account just to say Kiwifarms bad? Niggerlicious.

All sex especially heterosexual sex is both rape and pedophilia.

He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day.

He's the type of guy deviantart autists want to be

CORRRAL, I MADE A BELT OUT OF WATCHES

IT WAS A WAIST OF TIME

A WAIST OF TIME CORRAAAAAAL

I’m not gay but the concept of pissing on monika is an appealing one

I realized that with marijuana legalization and virtual reality society is going to become so uninhibited and autistic that the fabric of reality will tear down and any concept of normal society will disappear.

Femcel gang rise up.

I don't know what's real mental illness and what's shitposting anymore

White women fuck dogs.

Wow, that was a long winded attempt to turn everything back to your own narcissistic cluster B personality defects.

They're just mad Mix it up girl has a functioning big dick and passes better then any tranny could.

how does a computer get fat

Say the N-word on a Jamacian plane

fuckin g cuckhold hotpockkets you dpn't get paid and you stTT I'm havinbg a stroke

Lola: SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH CLERK OR I'LL KILL YOU ( Lola Continues destroying everything in the stores and continues to destroy the whole store and screams at the clerk and threatens her )
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Rapey people like the concept of making others do things against their will

That's honestly no worse than somebody trying to dox a zoophile based on ice cream flavor.

Does being dead count as feeling less suicidal?

I appreciate girldick.

A kind reminder that if you think you might be trans, know you are trans, or are currently out as trans, kill yourself

half the site is a tranny, not special.

Yay! Let us celebrate mental illnesses!

I mean, Hitler's a lesbian icon to me...

I change my gay hero to Tariq Nasheed for introducing me to black man ass

I hate everyone on this thread but I hate you in particular, please, have a shit day.

Did she really chop her tits off or is she really that flat?

there is no meme all fags are pedos

i have my cat in my arm and a scented candle lit. this is it. this is happiness

That would be fucked up. It would mean that a large part of the men whose dicks I sucked were faggots.

It's a spooky month!

I don't want to taste the French flag.

Pfft everyone knows white supremacists love Applebee's

They all taste like Nazism!

It's fucking DELICIOUS!

If something isn't dedicating its entire existence towards appealing to blacks, then blacks will want it demolished.

...and this is how Hitler gets elected in Canada.

Hockey is gay anyways. The dudes who play it are inbred doughy boys.

TL;DR: ICE IS RACIST

Self-awareness 0/100.

Either you support BLM or you're racist; there is no other option.

lol america's getting blacked

Play nigger games, win nigger prizes.

I'm not sure who but someone should kill themselves.

They're coming outta the goddamn walls!

Leave it to the persona fan to be the most retarded person in the room

Remember, obsesively following and archiving the lives of mentally ill people is a niche activity.

I wish I could go back to not knowing how the sausage is made.

Godspeed @vertexwindi, I don't care If this Is true your one of the few good moderators around, We'll miss ya.

nice necro you fucking retard.

Cum. The answer is always cum.

99.9% of all gay men get raped at least once in their life,

remember that time J.K Simmons got his face shit on

Then why does prison rape turn you on?

Oz wasn't trying to warn you. Oz was trying to get you lusting for prison cock.

Nonsense. Coconuts are your friends and bounty of (((Kona))), master of good fortune.

all birth defects should be treated with abortion

Guys tend to have regrets after cutting their dicks off too, doesn't stop them from grooming others to do it

You will find no reprieve from hearing about sonic save a murder-suicide.

Nobody wants to be reminded that there's autistic people arguing over digimon on the internet

Fuck autistic niggers

Everybody who uses this site is autistic. Prove me wrong.

Everyday I wish for a big titted autistic goddess to show up on my doorstep ready to go...

No "All Cats Have Asperger Syndrome", disappointing.

Go home, WrongPlanet, you're drunk.

God, why would you dox so many KF users in a single torrent?

I don't have HIV or AIDS you piece of shit.

Also, the guy at the internet stalking forum is asking ME to get a life? That's rich. Your community exists because you couldn't stop talking shit about an autistic adult who made a bad webcomic. You were so utterly obsessed with them that you created an entire encyclopedia dedicated to their life. You now continue to make encyclopedias dedicated to other people's lives. LOLCows you call us. You are parasites. You have no lives of your own so you mock ours. You're often worse than we are. We embody the insecurities within yourselves. You want me to get a life? Get fucked. I have a life. I have people who care about me, who would take me in, who let me spend the night last night because I couldn't stop crying. I have family. I have support groups. I have a therapist. I don't need to appologize for living, for eating, for playing video games, or for being whatever slut you think I am. Fuck you.

Nice tu quoque fallacy, fag.

I'LL KILL MYSELF/RUN AWAY FROM HOME AND THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY

What was his justification for livestreaming with a gay cat boy like what?

Dumb, edgy, worships Nazis, no chance of ever succeeding... sounds perfect for you!

Ah, rationalism, the perfect political system for the self-enlightened, "Screw you, I got mine"

I'm always right and anyone who doesn't want the wall is only interested in raping young south american girls.

5 cents with a side of gunt grease per tweet, a WHOLE 10 cents and one of Ralph's finest child porn videos for a show appearance. Source: lol trust me bro.

"I cast them out into the sea the like the sacks of shits they are"

 

[NyQuilninja]

Pronouns should be Death/Fat

*lying perfectly still, making sizzling noises*

2/10 feet: would not lick.

Nigger anus wreckers would be way funnier.

I have a feeling they're already familiar with anal bead style IEDs.