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[Meat Target]

Homie, your dick broke and you got your wires crossed-- managed to confuse annoyance and irritation with sexual arousal.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Stop Massaging Toothpaste On Your Penis, Says Doctors

I'm not schizophrenic. I have high end intelligence ADHD.

The year is 2030, the troon-wing death squads and their laser shooting fake clits pinned down the resistence.

They have nothing to lose, and that is what makes them a threat. No penises and no pride.

kiwi farms responsible for another killing of 30 year old internet youth

We just funded a gay retard's vacation to the northwest and now they want us gone?

Racism has patch notes now.

Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will break Frederick Brennan's.

I'm really disappointed in the lack of voxel tits.

I thought feminist women used to be disgusted by the idea of fucking a guy who's like 900 years old but with high-status.

It's kind of like me being drunk and fucking a dude who I thought was a woman

RIP Office Whore I didn’t even get to use the butt plugs.

 

[NyQuilninja]

And here i thought i was just a degenerate.....turns out my amygdala can melt steel and unravel the secrets of the universe.

He is a symphony of Cluster B disorders. Treatment won’t help him.

Have you considered not being a fat faggot?

Yo kids that toothpaste idea sounds OK, but you should maybe try the ultimate stamina increaser. Just grind up and mix some iodine, capracian tablets and fiberglass into a small dust and shove it into your dickhole with a straw.

This is genuinely evil and retarded. You are evil and retarded.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

>tfw my dreams of impregnating tf out of greta and having a bunch of beautifully retarded alcohol fetal syndrome kids will never come true because her wonderfully autistic womb was turned barren by the depopulation shot

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Committed to his ignorance, DaBaby took little to no responsibility for the comments he made and the people he hurt.

It’s from an article which I thought was hilarious.

You seem to be jealous that he is in a diaper and you are not

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

If it is hairy that just means it's manlier, obviously.

Don't know much about sneedery
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the HRT I took
But I do know that I want babby
From my very own transplanted wombery
And I know that when I die of septicaemia
What a transphobic world this will be

This will end in disaster and it will be glorious.

That woman is proof women should never be taken seriously

"the worst ableism i've faced was being told i'm not cripple because i get tired walking up hills"

 

[Meat Target]

Because it's fun, now shut up you fucking dweeb

I’m too lazy to do math so fuck you.

sped-fueled chicken binge

pumping your body full of chinese horse piss pills and chopping your cock off bad for your mental health, more at 11

if the hair is blue, he'll rape you
if he dyed his beard, he must be feared

Feel more bad for how he raped his hair.

Go eat a donut, fatty, and leave the rest of us to admire the pretty girls while you rub your bean to some deformed looking Britibong.

 

[Spooky Bones]

"Let a gallows be made for Joshua Moon as this gallows would be called The Gallows of the Kiwi Farms."

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

request for this thread: do not compliment my penis that's also weird

Cant believe i gotta defend fucking furry titties but here we are.

I'm going to jerk off to that lombussy out of spite instead of lust then.

Fit young women in bikinis frequently hugging each other? I fapped to much less in my coomer days.

Just bring out the ball pit and rename this farce from the 2020 Olympics to Dashcon 2021

Just put a bunch of breath strips on your cock and you're good to go

If it's not a gay disease, then why does A.I.D.S. stand for Anally Injected Death Sentence?

The world ends not with a bang, but a bazinga.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

your Jew idiot tricks are not going to work here, old man

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Reminds me of computer class at school with our suspected fat, paedo teacher. Memories.

 

[Meat Target]

Imagine living a life where you're rich and famous for playing video games and you fuck it up because your thirst for baby dick is too strong..

 

[Zero Day Defense]

The MyPillow Guy Really Could Destroy Democracy​

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From this article post.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If I had to fuck any of the high profile women in the Democratic Party, I might just shove a rainbow flag up my ass and march in a parade instead.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Having done every drug on the planet aside from Heroine, Krokodil and Jenkem I've met and caroused with all sort of creatures.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I should get a pass to destroy public property until they give me my pussy

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/sc...-ripley-blfc-ripleystorm-twitter-png.2388980/

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Taking an alpaca to a furry convention is like taking an eight-year-old boy to a NAMBLA meeting.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Uncouth moron nigger opens his banana gob and idiocy pours forth from his vile bootlips! Stop da press!

You seem to be jealous that he is in a diaper and you are not

So the ultimate fate of the troon is to live long enough to not remember their own pronouns.

If I had to fuck any of the high profile women in the Democratic Party, I might just shove a rainbow flag up my ass and march in a parade instead.

Celsius is gay.

They're Puppets YouPedophiles.

The Hindustani are fucking savages. A twisted parody of human civilization.

How I finally turned my husband into a faggot.

I'd give her space, but she'd eat it.

Wearing select pieces from the Guy Fieri Flavortown Collection

No. Fuck off back to Africa, colonizer.
This is the red nigger's land, say you not?

It's okay, he's spiritually projecting Thoth onto her. He's not raping her, just ankhing his sexual energy with his Egyptian husbando.

You‘ve heard of the Coal Toll; now get ready for...

...the Talcum Tax.

“Whorephobic” that’s a new one

I’m just disappointed that in 2021 we have to pay whole 3 dollars to gain access to lolcows on the internet.

If my wife wanted to try pegging I'd say "sure honey" then wear the strapon myself and rape her in both holes at once no lube and no mercy

I mean it's Louisiana. Isn't the state motto 'It ain't rape if we're related'?

the pot is calling the kettle a nigger

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He'll make a beautiful woman. He's got his his mother penis.

The only thing the MyPillow guy could destroy is a pilllowcase of cocaine.

But if we decolonize the decolonization movement using decolonization techniques from before the decolonization of decolonization, won't colonialism be inherent in the decolonization?

 

[Positron]

MovieBob's followers are a fun bunch.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Maybe Kevin's homecoming will be like the end of Old Yeller sans death.

Wonder if we can get Jon Lithgow to yell at the troons for us.

Would it kill Kevin to STOP BEING HORNY for 1 minute? Yes.