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[Elwood P. Dowd]

Twitter / Archive - https://archive.is/tJask

 

[Idiot Asshole]

"Man, Chris is so fucking boring nowadays. I really want him to do something big for a new arc."

*One more finger on the monkey's paw slowly retracts*

Just when you thought the extreme couldn't be zapped any harder.

 

[Blackstar]

Aside from fucking his mother he did a pretty good job of doing his work.

 

[2 Guys 1 Amhole]

Please don’t joke about the people stalking me in my mentions.

 

[2 Guys 1 Amhole]

Taking an alpaca to a furry convention is like taking an eight-year-old boy to a NAMBLA meeting.

 

[Hitman One]

What are vagina bones?

 

[Meat Target]

COME ON BOYS!!! SHITPOST HARDER!!!

 

[Ken Barlow]

The manchild who never learns.

 

[Blackhole]

In the end, one way or another, the A-Logs are going to win.

and they did. and they did...

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

And imagine what kind of shit they'll find if they go through his internet search history. A lot of how to stimulate geriatric pussy articles.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I want to fuck Barb just to cuck Chris.

Damn dude…

 

[Childe]

I'll never understand why some of you people decide to be self-righteous and holier-than-thou on a website dedicated to laughing at retards on the internet.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

@The Marineer

 

[Penis Drager]

Murder is fine as long as your dick is the weapon.

 

[Blackhole]

this is what you get for not embracing based and redpilled nuclear energy

This is why Americans need Dating Education.

I swear to fucking god, if this "emergency" that required $750 was Skylanders or Lego related...

 

[HumanHive]

incest is ok.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

We need incel representation in video gaming.

“Asexual” people would change their tune if they saw the feet in the recent Resident Evil game.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Aside from fucking his mother he did a pretty good job of doing his work.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I want to fuck Barb just to cuck Chris.

Is raping your own mother, bragging about it, then stealing her cash, and laying about it a sigma male grindset?

Chris has created an entirely new level on the male sexual hierarchy with his actions. I call it Sigmachu.

 

[Local Fed]

I don't care if you're a faggot commie who loves sucking the girldick, just be funny.

Yes, it's completely normal and appropriate to get societal philosophical information from a frozen sandwich meat company.

And his life partner is heterosexual, you simple cunt, they've said no homo on many occasions

What the fuck does he expect 'microdosing' estrogen to do for him? Make him slightly a woman?

I may be an autist with an anime profile, but I am a man of my word.