random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Not Really Here]

Horses aren't Jews, bud. Ever seen a circumcised horse?

Fucksake, the levels of autism in this sub might require Null to acquire a Hazardous Waste Permit.

Gay Canadian couple has a dramatic break-up, Kiwifarms most affected.

If you don't believe man on man ass rape isn't banter, that means you're the fag.

Man rape is based and red pilled you communist faggot.

relax niggers just enjoy the gay leaf breakup kino

 

[TheJelqster]

If I see one more She-ra news article on this website, I will not be able to guarantee the safety of my nearest McDonald’s franchise

 

[Liquid Marlon]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Enjoy your motherfucker coins

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

"Nothing works here. The medications don't work. The real nazis made me sue the fake nazis. I HATE THIS PLACE, CHILD."

 

[Mal0]

God didn't make men and women equal, Colonel's Smith & Wesson did, along with Sam Colt.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Every Arby’s hot ham and cheese is actually carved off a captured immortal that was subdued in 1963.
His eternal suffering is your post lunch loose dooks.

To think this all started because someone had swollen balls.

Just imagine.

Nicki Minaj posting a picture of said swollen balls could be what ends the Covid Cult and Fauci and bring freedom back to the galaxy.

 

[White Baby]

I don't think I said that but it's still funny as fuck

 

[Blackhole]

loli haet pizza

I, for one, cannot wait for Fat Fruity Ferris Amhole arc.

Apparently "antifa" means "enthusiastic supporters of child rapists."

Because when you're wearing rose- colored tranny hypno-goggles, all the red flags just look like flags.

I WILL NOT EAT BUGS
I WILL NOT LIVE IN A POD
I WILL NOT READ YOUR CARRD

You can do anything with a can of baked beans and a motivated digestive tract.

WE LOVE OUR JUDGE, OUR COURT PRESIDER

OUR STENOGRAPHER THEY'RE IMPORTANT.

WHEN I'M ON THE STAND ON THE STAND
I CAN SEE THE BAILIFF MAN
WITH THE BIBLE WHERE I PUT MY HAND PUT MY HAND

typical niggercattle and their ranchers

It it involves my ass, I'm going to pass.

...Man I really should reread the quotes from Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.

I love being lectured by women about men's anatomy.

Unfortunately, PTSD is cheapened to the point of worthlessness now.

Well, to be fair so is most of the mental health system, but PTSD in particular.

Come on man! Biden is a pedophile, not a zoophile, get it right.

P.S. put the WE LOVE OUR JUDGE song quotes in the same random_text. that way it's extra funny

 

[Meat Target]

"he who grifts anime avatars might take care lest he become an anime avatar"

I hear tell that Chili's is quite a hotspot with hookers 'round the globe, these days.

Imagine being such a creep that hookers reject you

they might actually need to employ advanced diplomatic tactics -- like the rarely-practiced "not being a complete and total cunt to every man you see" -- to have any chance whatsoever of achieving their political goals.

We have a whole Army of British Hookers to use?

 

[Hitman One]

I need gyneco for my amhole

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

Wedge just wants to be a Swiss army knife of sexual organs. Unfortunately he merely looks like someone who has been operated on by a Swiss army knife.

Lord I shouldn't have clicked that. Fuck being not safe for life, those aren't even safe for death.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It was a fucking Wendigo

 

[Meat Target]

I take mild exception to the statement that we're a "fairly trashy gossip site." We're a COMPLETELY trashy gossip site, we work hard to be disreputable!

Imagine failing so hard at life that you get blacklisted by hookers.

We're Jerry Springer shining a light on the trailer parks of the internet.

We're the TMZ of TMI.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If it's not that despite all the shit leading to it and it's some dumb shit that's literally just "haha gender cool a" I will fucking commit a violence in video games

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Tears silently fell from RJ. It was not just his DNA that had changed.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

200 tweets a day.

200. Tweets. A. Day.

 

[DerKryptid]

Is your "sister" a tulpa?

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

I a man not entitled to the sweat of his toes?

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

So far the "map community" has tried it and now the people who want a horse to give them a colonoscopy are giving it a shot as well

 

[Donutcapybara]