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[Big Nasty]

They also posted their "music" in one section and it's just weird moaning/grunting and esoteric background noise.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Girl, you can't tell people they should be more embarrassed about what they post online and then post your pancake titties for all to see.

 

[Betonhaus]

I have a list of steyrisms stashed somewhere and there might be a couple that are worthy

"Hmm, Looks like I touched a nerve there. Sorry, I will try to be more sensitive to your needs in the future."
"Thanks for letting everyone know, we were all waiting on the edge of our seat for your analysis."
"I'm sorry you feel that way."
"Fascinating Analysis."
"Fascinating how that works."
"Fascinating."
"Really? Fascinating."
"Don't be offended if I don't believe you without any supporting evidence. "
"Don't be offended if I don't believe your source."
"Makes sense but I don't believe it. "
"People who don't spend Monday on Thursday will just spend it on Friday."
"Thanks for the tip, I'll process it in the order it was received."
"Hi and welcome to the thread"
"Welcome to the party, you're a bit late so we gave your seat to someone else."
"Did you get that from the Cesar Chavez School for Revisionist History?"
"I'll take that under advisement."
"No amount of explaining will make you understand."
"Nothing that you will understand. "
"You can only do that for so long."
"Its all about context."
"You are hearing things again I suppose"
"It wasn't much to begin with"
"Good thing my mouse has a scroll wheel"
"I knew you would come around to seeing things my way"
"welcome to the conspiracy"
"You aren't going to get a good sample with this crowd"
"Sounds like a healthy, productive lifestyle you have there."
"I can't tell if that's anger or despair coming from you."
"Definitely an interesting story."
"It means something because it is different."
"Whatever you want to think I guess."
"Do you need a tissue?"
"When the future comes, we should decide how to deal with it."
"I've made you unhappy again haven't I?"
"Try asking some one near you for help"
"How utterly mind blowing."
"You must have never had a physical."
"You saying that its not true doesn't mean much to me."
""nuh uh" probably would have been a better response."
"I resent your opinions and wish that you did not have them, or at least had the decency not to share them."
"No."
"Go to the gym, it will make you feel better."
"You seem upset. Maybe you need a break from the internet?"
"There is a surprising lack of links for all the interesting assertions that are being thrown out in this thread."
"If there was ever a useless thread, this would be it."
"Thanks for sharing."
"You're going to have to describe it better than that."
"This has to be one of the stupidest things I have seen in a long time."
"I'm sure everyone appreciates your well thought out and tactful contribution to the thread."

 

[Prince Vegeta]

literally blowing up her tailbone transvaginally

From the queen of hyperbolic liars TT who accuses someone of attempted murder by slapstick with a gag so heinous it made a friend consider doing this, true story.

Post in thread 'Exulansic / TT Exulansic / Sierra Weir / Sierra Dullea Weir' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/exula...-weir-sierra-dullea-weir.110961/post-15998329

 

[Spud]

I have no Yahoo News, I have no Microsoft Edge, I have absolutely nothing

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Jelly beans are neither jelly nor beans.

I too am a massive hypocrite and would surely shit myself if someone would push me on my true values, which I don't have any at all.

Cyrax won't give up and he will become an even bigger laughing stock than he already is. Have you not seen how petty he is now towards marty?

Putting the link to this thread in one of his Twitter posts is a great way to make sure nobody sees it

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

"Happy Easter! Beware of that weird furry hiding eggs everywhere. "

 

[Spud]

Browsing the topic forum: "Oh, Gehenna has just posted. I'll click on that thread, he always has some inside insights into current political topics that are good to read".

Gehenna: "Arab women got big butts 'cause Arab men like that."

 

[Overly Serious]

You muppet. That's way too long for Random Text.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Crafting in video games is dumb and gay. If you want to make shit, do it IRL, video games are for violence, you fucking autists

i for one am getting pretty fuckin tired of open world FPS games with crafting elements. back in the day, you collected the twenty pig assholes to turn in for a quest or some shit. now, you just stitch them together for a five percent increase on pistol reload time.

any nigga who hates dk64 can fite me irl.

If I had friends, I wouldn't be playing video games.

Mytic Caverns on Tripod (by Ayresta Yentari, please look at the about page with her friends, it's adorable. The art by her friends is also adorable. You'll need to adjust your browser width to view it.)

Female autism before social media, genderspecialness and critical theory. Just a chubby girl sperging about poetry and dragons.

You muppet. That's way too long for Random Text.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Fine i admit. I AM A TRANS BUT I HATE TRANS ALOT AND WANT TO RID THIS WORLD OF TRANS PEOPLE STARTING WITH MYSELF

(Originally posted by @BlonkBloink, but it was deleted)

 

[Gentlebastard]

As much as I enjoy the funny, albeit horrifying, content on here... I'll be happy if one day, this thread among the others, will be nothing more than an archive of the human atrocities that plagued the early 21st century. Godspeed, frens.

there’s at least 700 troons names lilith and unfortunately they are real and do exist.

you guys are like the chernobyl liquidators for going anywhere near this shit

there's no ironic redditing, if you spend time and energy posting on reddit you just become another redditor.

I am forced to assume they identify as 2 year olds and- actually I really don't want to continue this thought.

Why do they think Shinji is a tranny? He just a teenager with daddy issues, depression, is suicidal and was groomed... hmm.

Good job Fatty, you're too dumb to even use a hammer.

This isn't just normal retardation. This is advanced, concentrated retardation.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

He said Hot Jew not Passable Tranny.

The Jew got jewed, an Easter miracle

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I have no doubt there's rule 34 of the DARE lion.

Pabst Blue Ribbon master race.

These are levels of retardation actual retards would have trouble reaching.

"I kid you not, this creature was 7' if it were an inch, with hands the size of frying pans, arms like tree trunks, and a voice deeper than James Earl Jones. Caked in makeup and a wispy wig, born only to swim and hate, not necessarily in that order."

The patriarchy wins again!

We are all just walking troon vaginas waiting to happen. Thanks for not dying yet Jim.

gi joe and transformers but cobra is just keffals liz and a few other infamous troons and the

....It's not an abdo, but I think a lot is the angle, a lot of the rest is that its southern hemisphere appears to be entirely unmoored, and the rest-rest is that she got someone to staple a burrito to her gat dam mons.

Something something chickens something something coming home to roost something something

three debunking surgeries

 

[Spud]

You muppet. That's way too long for Random Text.

Mein Nigga, Terry's speech about what a bird sees is a Random text, your post will be fine

 

[Betonhaus]

Just close your eyes and think of Texas

 

[Ookoo Squad]

The article makes it seem like those videos were depraved beyond your regular dogfucking

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Browsing the topic forum: "Oh, @Gehenna has just posted. I'll click on that thread, he always has some inside insights into current political topics that are good to read".

@Gehenna: "Arab women got big butts 'cause Arab men like that."

 

[Betonhaus]

THOSE ARE NOT BOBS OR VAGENE GOOD SIR

 

[Big Nasty]

A certified hood classic:

>Black people OC: Fucks bitches and beats everyone
>White people OC: Shits their diapers
Whites are doomed.