random_text.txt

[AnOminous]

I don’t know why you keep making rape jokes at my expense.

 

[tehpope]

stop pretending to actually care, just watch the fire or find ways to feed it.

 

[Hitman One]

After reading this article, I say kill all furries.

Though admittedly, before reading this article I also said kill all furries.

 

[Rotollo 2]

All your names are nigger names imao.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I bet you she still has hair between her teeth from the miles and miles of carpet she munched like a ravenous animal the night before.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@bird.up

nigger porn is always based

 

[Black Man Underwear]

his royal highness, sir muhdik negromantical, king of ethiopian niggers, remover of food and water from africa

 

[Rotollo 2]

i am quite literally a schizo, but alas, i've no interest in a fujoshit

 

[Aquinas 2]

if i get quoted in this thread again, i am going to shit myself and cry

 

[JethroTullamore]

if i get quoted in this thread again, i am going to shit myself and cry

 

[Aquinas 2]

why would you do this to me

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Feeling pretty clever, retard?

He bought VIP tickets to a Backstreet Boys concert for himself.

Just leaving this here. Pure trash for retards.

Fuck you Canadian faggot, I'm glad your cat got baked alive and your hapa kid got traumatized because of it

The fat, middle-aged, shirtless, sun-burned dude is the most respectable looking person there.

I don't care what's going down, I will be damned if I let a bearded midget in lederhosen deescalate the situation.

why would you do this to me

 

[Meat Target]

Iron Law of Kiwi Farms: anyone who vocally hates the Farms is a sex pest, coomer, pedophile, zoophile or zoosadist.

 

[Poonocchio]

Trannies don’t live in our heads rent free. They barge in and take a shit in the foyer.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@henstepl

rest assured that the nuclear insurance zipfile will be released automatically if it proves to be high-consequence instead.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I've met a slew of lesbians over the years, and they never used to like shoving their cocks up assholes.

 

[Troonos]

DropKiwiFarms is a pedophile ring.

 

[Kyle Odom]

This is further evidence of what I'm dubbing the Iron Law of Kiwi Farms, which is that anyone who vocally hates the Farms is a sex pest, coomer, pedophile, zoophile or zoosadist.

 

[Meat Target]

Brother, if it look like a 7yo, talk all cutsie like one in the game/ anime/ manga, it's a 7yo, not a 900 yo vampire.

 

[Flexo]

I'll see you all when New York is Past York.