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[Johnny Clyde Cash]

This tweet from Ali Jamal would be a pretty good candidate.

The list of ugly people and they say I'm ugly lmao; most of the people on that list drink alcohol and do drugs

 

[Power Appreciator]

So the day comes that I get to rejoin Cyber Space...only to find it has become infested with trannies! Oh no!

 

[MrJokerRager]

Okay, but how did she vote prior to this?

 

[Gentlebastard]

You're asking for free jizz from some rando on the internet, the hell you expected dumbass?

I think what we need now is the cleaning power of a nuke.

It's been a while since I gagged reading something. Not even the giggly goonclown thread could elicit that feeling in my jaded soul.

Your remark is as horrifying as it is logically consistent, and I hate you for making it as a result.

What the hell did I do in life to be subjected to this article?

If you think it's bad with Millennials, just wait until the next generation starts flooding in; you have an entire generation of people who grew up staring at a nightmare rectangle for 16 hours a day.

This isn't black people shit, this is retarded white hippie shit (should've been obvious since this movement started in San Francisco).

We wuz honkeys an shit.

We wuz Banjos.

It's all part of their long game. Next will be "We wuz Kazoos", finally ending with "We wuz Banjo Kazooie".

Watch out, Rare. They're coming for you.

How fucking Orwellian does your government have to be to just outright give someone the title of "Domestic Spy Chief"

I mean, we have them here too, but at least we give them titles like "FBI", "NSA", and "Homeland Security" to at least pretend to hide it.

I just can't stand anime at all anymore. Seeing that image fills me with existential dread and rage

Yeah, no reporting, spray and pray tactics, and it's in Atlanta. Looks like a faggot must've pissed off a nigger and nature took its course.

Oh well if you put bullhorn emojis around all caps you must be right and not just a fucking lunatic.

Plz only murder at night.

Jack merely understanding the word 'sieve' is on par with you or I understanding. 'Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism.'

How is it possible for one man to be so aggressively wrong about everything all the time?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Not only are they pretty and famous and all that but Russtard was so repulsive he turned them into lesbians.

Also... that would be kinda hot.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

These ‘day of…’ celebrations have gone too far if I’m expected to start measuring penises to know who I should be buying cake for. Should I just buy cake for all of the guys to be sure? What about the pooners and girldicks? I’m up for any excuse to take baked goods to work but this seems like it may be even more awkward than Hug a Jew Day (first Monday in February).

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Unless they're eating raw ditchweed, their gay hippie weed is just as natural and God-approved as my superior heterosexual meth.

 

[Meat Target]

After reading this article, I say kill all furries.

Though admittedly, before reading this article I also said kill all furries.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I mean he could just fill that void it with alcohol like I do. It's much more fun.

 

[Meat Target]

I know this will be controversial, but I'm starting to think that people who walk around in giant, expensive animal costumes publicly for sexual gratification might not be the most mentally stable among us.

Imagine being so coom brained that you need to dress up like a dog in public and go to the beach in the summer just to get off.

 

[Spud]

Null's law: as a MATI stream goes on, the probability of Null mentioning troon rape or throbbing tranny cock approaches 1.

 

[Power Appreciator]

Fuck the children.

 

[RACISM]

I don’t wear adult diapers, well not always. I just have a bit of a flatulence problem and sometimes it gets a bit excessive. It’s cost me many a cute girl in the past cause of my stink

 

[Meat Target]

the Pentagon is not going to declassify shit just so people on a forum can win an internet argument.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Source : the voices in my ceiling.

That's some eugenics thinking and not even the most retarded breadtuber has gone down that path.

Even breadtubers are a poor point of comparison for the sheer extent of Canadian brain-rot.

What the fuck?!? Stop thinking about your son's penis like that, holy shit.

‘My girlfriend has a penis, and no, I’m not gay’​

Nah nigga, you certified gay

A micropenis wrote this article.

Imagine being so pozzed that even Alex Soros says "damn, you guys have too many niggers here."

It's a violation of my human rights that little bugmen like this are considered my equals. I deserve the right to shove these whiny weiners into mud puddles.

A well-meaning retard is still a retard.

I want everyone to have a puppy (or cat, I'm pro choice) and have sunshine and rainbows. I think the best way to do this is to behead journalists and feds.

My intentions are good so you can't judge me Newsweek.

Never would've imagined coomers and lesbians would team up to create broods of fatherless miscreants to wander the world

You are better off becoming a libertarian to get some sideways Asian vagina like I did in all honesty. I can admit to this because it's less embarrassing than saying "I suck dick but love pussy".

Why are all the conspiracy theories coming true?

You shit your bed, now sleep in it.

Only Muslim inbreeding could create such a low IQ that you think rape would be more fun with a broom than with a penis.

Alright, it's after midnight now, so it's time for my daily reminder that journoscum are not people and are barely worthy of life.

"You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination.”

This is gayer than if he actually fucked dudes.

We're reaching levels of cope that shouldn't even be possible.

At this rate I fully expect that in two to three years they'll just come out and say Alex Jones was right about everything and they really are satanic pedophiles who work for inter-dimensional lizard vampires to harvest the souls and adrenochrome of children.

To be fair I would move near wildfires to be away from niggers and drugies

Don't ask questions; just consume fear event and get excited for next fear event.

we are happy to declare "lol fat" wherever it applies

There's nothing quite like the experience of being chased around a 7-Eleven by a mumbling, grunting, angry panhandler high on drugs.

If Google gets mad, he might not be able to build another skate park, and without another skate park, we'll surely lose the civil war.

It's like listening to a farmer drag a harrow over a field of slate.

If this is your "true self" you should kill yourself.

Ian is here to talk graphene & chew butt, & he's all out of butt

I can't expect perfection but I didn't know it was on this level of fucking ridiculous.

I hope this woman finds the solace she seeks, maybe someone should give her a brochure for Canadas MAiD program

I'm starting to get on the schitzo train tbh, schitzo conspiratards have been right more often than they've been wrong these past couple of years.

I’m just shocked millions of people are watching this gay nerd slap fight.

is this the kinda gotcha that only makes sense if you have a GPA of 1.7?

I like how them "punch nazi" people keep inventing final solution again and again.

Vegans touch grass to much. To the point that it should be qualified as molestation, I think.

And hey man, everyone has their own tastes. I mean, there's guys down to fuck Lizzo and Amber Lynn Reid.

Don't talk shit about Null.

 

[Pedophobe]

Anyone got a link to the pic of Coach's wife in the Nazi dominatrix costume?

Why clowns, though? I'll never understand that part.

Thank you for your service. May you run over 100 CIA niggers

 

[MrJokerRager]

"The Turks have breached the walls of Constantinople - wonderful, once they take out the Emperor, the people will turn to me to rule Byzantium!" -some ancestor of modern Republicans living in Asia Minor in 1453.

 

[Power Appreciator]

Hahaha imagine if all journalists killed themselves? Hahaha imagine how terrible that would be? It would be just so awful lmao

 

[Yamamura]

It's not like he's the only guy who ever whacked off in a porno theater. It only made the news cause it's pee wee.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Your just holding me verbally hostage.