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[Gentlebastard]

So, it was a Barack Obama-Joker hybrid versus a mother.

I still cringe in embarrassment for him that he lowers himself to interacting with Sinseer.

How the fuck do you dox a bakery? Or rather, how does an un-doxed bakery stay in business?

Honestly think that's the biggest forehead I've ever seen. It's actually quite impressive.

now that everyone's trans, personal effort is forbidden. It's all medical procedures and inordinate self-confidence, nothing in-between.

everything has to revolve around sex all the time. No other human aspect is worthy of mention, just sex, Sexuality is the only bar to measure all things

I'm thinking that snacking on a small mole hill of lead paint chips was involved.

Since it's the internet, you can't know for sure that he's not an actual otter behind the keyboard or something.

Titties good. Nigger word bad.

Always assume anything you buy second hand has had shit or worse on it and clean it well.

When i was still very young i got my cellphone stolen and my dad got me a second hand flip phone which still had dick pics on it

the afro disco alien was my friend growing up and I had to fish him out of a dog turd once

"Flip phone dick pics" would be a cromulent username.

I'm browsing Playboy for the articles. I also crank it to loli tentacle rape hentai and do intravenous drugs in public, for some reason I felt compelled to share it here with everyone.

Is there something wrong with this man's mouth and/or teeth that he's trying to hide, or is he just completely incapable of making a normal human facial expression?

Yes.

All the kings horses and all the kings mxn, STILL couldn't put humpty together again and I think people need to start really accepting this.

Oh and God, one other thing, PLEASE let there be video or at least audio so we can all relive the glorious fireworks at our naked leisure.

felony true crime podcasting

A rodeo clown and a guidance counselor make for an odd dynamic in parenting.

Sympathy that lasts as long as it takes for someone to glance at his twitter timeline.

"WHEN WE WRITE ABOUT FUCKING ANIMALS IT'S HIGH ART".

When men watch porn, they're coomers. When women do it, they're intellectuals.

This complete removal of shame, or the idea that some things are wrong, or that you can be trained to find certain stimuli arousing, has been corrosive to society. Make shame great again.

So how long til this is turned into autonomous rape containers?

I'm sorry were you expecting a genuine true and honest hidden cam style picture of two people fucking inside a robotaxi to accompany the article?

I invite the author to go first if it's so important to him. You can do it, I'm sure the good people of Niger won't cut off your hands and tear out your tongue. You're a journalist after all!

If you just want missionary and blowjobs, you're a prude who won't indulge in her fetishes. If you want her to wear a costume of your favorite anime girl while giving you a handjob, you're a sick weirdo who needs to be locked up in a mental institution.

TOTAL
LEAF
DEATH

Spaceballs future? Not on my list of expected, but acceptable.

All things considered, let the world burn. Lord knows we deserve it.

Old McDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
and on that farm he had a thot
E-I-E-I-O

with a thot thot here
and a thot thot there
here a thot
there a thot
everwhere a thot thot

Old McDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

I look forward to these thots in bikinis proving they're strong independent queens who can handle organophosphate exposure.

For some reason, femcels are even more hilarious than male incels.

I can't put my finger on it.

Because its like watching a fish die of dehydration. There's that tang of irony there that makes it funny instead of sad.

I was expecting a tranny thread, and was pleasantly surprised to be wrong.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Jesus even healed a gay man in the bible.

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

The vilification of penises for the idea of a penis-free lesbian life comes from TERF and lesbian separatist rhetoric that has ultimately harmed the lesbian community in general.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I find this shit hard to believe

I don't want to kiss you, I'm firing your dumb ass.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Old McDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
and on that farm he had a thot
E-I-E-I-O

with a thot thot here
and a thot thot there
here a thot
there a thot
everwhere a thot thot

Old McDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Meat Target]

"Oh, okay, Billy. But don't get attached! We can't afford to bring home another hobo, the backyard shed only has so much space and Patches is very territorial!"

 

[Spud]

My new headphones are great. Is this some new type of pedophile JOI?

I prefer my furry porn to be normal and realistic

 

[Positron]

(Source)

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Imagine I'm a typical 90 IQ Redditor. I've heard of the trolley problem, but I don't quite get it, who's the bad guy and who's the good guy? It's not MY fault that someone died, even if that's what I chose. I blame the trolley, the trolley is the bad guy. I'm going to write a fanfiction where the trolley is evil and I throw the trolley into a meat grinder.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm sure some German has jacked off to it.

I can be an asshole, but only to weirdos that deserve it.

This meme is so retarded that I feel dumber in trying to understand it.

Even a broke pig is right twice a day.

I took a dig into his profile and just about ended up with abs from how hard I was laughing.

niggers were being faggots before WYPIPO showed up so we should accept it

"No, atalker. I am not in Prison, it is you who will soon be cellmates with Big Nigga Tyrone in cellblock A, not I. You have been warned many thousands of times to cease writing me at this address."
-Postmarked from Milwaukee County Jail & Criminal Justice Facility.

Why... Why did I click that.

Decided to dig a bit deeper and I found lunacy.

Wtf, I love Ugandans now. They are intense.
"This wan is eating da poo poo which is now all over his face".

Like most people who are about to have a major surgery, time was spent before surgery reposting furry porn and simping for a horse cock enthusiast.

Oh and don’t worry. The surgery didn’t affect their sex drive. They are using the hospital WiFi to post and look at furry porn.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I give it five years before Disney puts out a movie called "Fuck You" which consists entirely of all their popular white characters being brutally executed by a light skinned black woman with bright purple hair.

 

[Poonocchio]

And many years from now, as old Doods, dying in your Poonsacks, would ye not give all the years between that day and now for one chance, just ONE CHANCE, to come back here and tell the twansphobes, that ye may take our binders, but YE'LL NEVER TAKE OUR PACKERS!!

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

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"Sourced completely from KiwiFarms, the most dependable source of information, not only in the universe but also the multi-verse."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Maybe we can gauge transportation simply based on "how hard would it be to clean if I took a shit and vomited right here" metric; the harder it would be to clean the better the transportation is gonna be.

Instead of whining on the internet, get off your ass and learn to paint. Take your own advice.

I leave for the weekend and my favorite thread turns into an A&N shitfest, wtf.

Snow Bland and the Zero Fucks.

 

[Pissmaster]

There are few things more pathetic than a person who chooses to stick around in a space where they are not wanted.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

If their HRT doesn't give them the breasts they want, is the HRT itself transphobic?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Also the toy on the left looks like some weird fantasy Klansman

 

[Pendulous Dong]

Is he even at Applebees? Why the fuck would he pretend to be getting drunk at Applebee's?

 

[demicolon]

I dont think he's completely a puppet or a lord. He's an arrogant toad in the middle of the road.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

The jew's entire reason for existence is so that more white women can get raped with brooms by niggers