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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What's my point? I don't think I have one, I just wanted to make the boxing match joke.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Okay I'm about to lay some knowledge on you about America that I just learned:

If you see a pooner in a coffee shop, that shit is GOOD (Starcucks doesn't count). This is one of the only things Pooners are proficient in. They are goddesses of caffeine.

I just got served by a full zippertit 19 year old 5'5 with a frog voice and a he/him pronoun pin wearing chekered jeans and this thing was handcrafted by Prudentia herself.

Yes, to go to these places you must indeed view and sit by the troon, beta male, deathfat, danger hair, and well meaning liberal girl (all white) who are talking about Diversity (tm). You must indeed listen to whatever shitty music is on. Enjoy the "ambiance" that is usually an unfinished concrete floor, house plants, and exposed brick

But you will.
You.
WILL.

Have the best Goddamn frappalappacappusheeno of your entire goddamn life hand crafted by that emotionally stunted zoomer.

I am, according to journalists, the 6th most transphobic poster on this website and I rate this coffee 100% worth the experience.

You've inspired me.
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[Kyle Odom]

Member of dead gay forum murders formerly alive presumably non gay child.

 

[Meat Target]

HIII GUYS, I'm your Nigger Faggot Fairy TransBirthing Person. I've been summoned by three niggers in a post. Who wants my mouth, my front hole, and my back hole?

 

[William Tyndale]

“SomethingAwful goon has murdered a 9-year-old
(SomethingAwful is still online; Kiwi Farms users have murdered zero children).”

 

[Sprate Header]

Asphalt as a demonic medium isn't well researched.

 

[make_it_so]

it's just like in that movie "the terminator" where you have humans running from skeletons because the skeletons of the world suddenly came to life.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

If you asked these people to draw a circle they'd have to check tiktok to see what a circle looks like, and they'd probably draw a dick.

 

[Poonocchio]

"transformers, gonna get fucked in my new vag, transformers, transformers, just airing out my vag, transformers, coom, coom, coom transformers"

 

[Hitman One]

Imagine being a dad and your daughter gets yeeted by some sperg that looks like fucking comic book guy.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Of course, people may be stupid but they aren't that stupid, most have a perfectly functioning bullshit detector.

I have an azn friend who is also like this. He is young (early 20s), has a soft azn face, soft aristoratic hands, think he goes to a hair stylist, puts on perfume, very fashionable and conscious about his looks in general.
"buhu why do gay guys hit on me all the time" CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A BOTTOM TWINK QUEER AND STOP PRETENDING YOU DONT ENJOY THE ATTENTION YOU FAGGOT

Edit. I'm being told they are planning a viking funeral for the bird. Would that count as a bbq?

I found it very amusing that almost all of the first half of their list is inclusivity towards being a massive sex pest.

I just assume it's his scrotum with handles.

You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.

Anyways, the pooner with the “PORN” knuckle tattoo and hentai shirt/anime blush makeup is perfect. I don’t think you can get much more coombrained than that.

One pepperoni'd black child is a tragedy; eight is a statistic.

 

[Harm]

"I want to be offended in the first-person." - Null, Mad At The Internet 8/11/23

 

[demicolon]

I have a violent case of anal schizophrenia, it's hard to tell if the hedgehog murdering a man for smoking in my room is real or not.

 

[Pissmaster]

This is covered extensively in the "I'm tired of this gay shit" thread.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

A homosexual man screaming the word anus comes sprinting around the hallway corner.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Speaking as a gay man, that dudes a retard. Hand in your fag card hun. x

Let us not come down so hard over chewing sides, many people have chewing sides.
I have had a chewing side many times over the years, and basically have an 80-20 dispersal currently in order not to endanger the circumstance.

 

[Power Appreciator]

It's why we're here. To piss on glow niggers, and to outshine them in every aspect.

 

[Yamamura]

I can only imagine what Bluey is teaching kids. Hopefully they say "cunt" all the time, being Australian.

 

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[Trianon]

Sneetches, but with uteri