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[MrJokerRager]

They took "Thank you come again" literally.

 

[Sprate Header]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse really need to fuck off and die already.

Unironically goes hard.

 

[Pedophobe]

But regardless, the Wogglebug's show MUST go on

it all makes so much too much fucking sense now and explains everything!

Help! It hurts!

 

[Poonocchio]

I think anyone who says they're a map is literally admitting to being "Male And Pedo"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Ms. Scott asserts that she is a “law school drop out [sic]” and worked for a lawyer for six months while in college.

Oh well. 40 big ones, make sure to buy a large sized pizza in her honor with that.

It is alleged that Ms. Scott has made over 2,700 posts on Kiwi Farms.

I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MIDNA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE IMP WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER IMP BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK MIDNA I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER IMP PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE MIDNA I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK MIDNA I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT MIDA HELP ME FUCK MIDNA SO HORNY FOR IMP ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING WOLF LINK AND FEELING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR BACK I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT WOLF ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA

Osama Bin Laden finds a good bargain on Bad Dragon dildos

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I believe this requires us to chant:
YOU LOST MELINDA SCOTT,
YOU FAILED MELINDA SCOTT,
YOU'RE DUMB MELINDA SCOTT,
YOU'RE THE DUMBEST LITIGANT EVER MELINDA SCOTT,
YOU'RE A FAILURE MELINDA SCOTT!

The glow up

 

[Gentlebastard]

To be in a book vomited onto paper by one Patrick S Tomlinson. A fate worse than death.

Every single Kiwi should be thought of this way, autists with terrible fetishes. You're included (one of us! one of us!).

THIS IS A FUCKING SHERBET YOU STUPID STROKE BRAINED FAGGOT.

He'll be physically surrounded by the jail, sure, but not for realsies.

This nigga made the trout yogurt from Earthbound

What does he smell like? Please be as specific as you need.

The list of things you can collaterally attack in another court to avoid paying a judgment is short, and "I'm too fat and stupid to understand that I lost" isn't one of them.

Just a simple nigga tryin to post Reddit screen shots to their favorite stalker website while at the fish market.

They should just sentence him to a week. But a week in the electric chair.

He has an amazing talent to make anyone who may be sympathetic to him turn into someone that actively hates him with very little interaction. It borders on being a superpower

If he's smart

Ima stop you right there buddy.

Yeah in hindsight I can see there's likely to be an issue here.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Shut your fucking cake hole, nigger. No one wants to hear your retarded bullshit.

 

[MrJokerRager]

و قال الكافرون "اصبحت امراه", فقال النبي "انك لن تكون امراه فل تعلم ان الله و امة المؤمنين يسخرون منك

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I have no problem with people being racist online, but how fucking dumb do you need to be to use your real name and photos of yourself to do it.
If you are going to be racist at least prove you are smarter than the race you mock you fucking stupid coon.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Sorry, in addition to being a munchie, she's a totally unlikeable pretentious fuckstick lodged so deeply in her own vagina that she's wearing her cervix as a hat.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Redditors colonizing SA would be like giving herpes to someone with HIV

 

[Bass_Ackdwars]

We don't talk about the clussy.

 

[Blackhole]

It turned out that Ralph could, in fact, holler over you all day.

The first rule of gun safety is to have fun!

"It feels so invalid to be in a gay dickless relationship"

-sparkles, explosion, and the suspicious scent of baby powder appears-

HIII GUYS, I'm your Nigger Faggot Fairy TransBirthing Person. I've been summoned by three niggers in a post. Who wants my mouth, my front hole, and my back hole?

YOU WON JOSHUA MOON
YOU TRIUMPHED JOSHUA MOON
YOU'RE SMART JOSHUA MOON
YOU'RE THE SMARTEST LITIGANT EVER JOSHUA MOON
YOU'RE A WINNER JOSHUA MOON
HERE'S YOUR $44.40 JOSHUA MOON

 

[MrJokerRager]

Third world means a lot of niggers. Any country with a substantial amount of niggers is by definition third world. The US is the word capital of nigger and nigger worship. The USA is the CEO of niggers

 

[JethroTullamore]

When I was just a little girl, my daddy touched my penis.

 

[Poonocchio]

@777Flux
10:43:18
UNTIL I RUN OUT OF AMMO OR UNTIL I RUN OUT OF BLOOD I WILL FIGHT FOR HOMOSEXUALITY IN BOTSWANA

 

[Positron]

"Compared to ... having a bowel movement during my first anal herpes outbreak, the pain of an orchiectomy is really not that bad."
Story. Dude attempted to yeet his own balls and now he's looking for surgeons to make him a "nullo".

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Funny how all of this shit happened because one teen was spamming a vid of goonclown jerking off and fingering his asshole with fart-circus music playing.

If the FBI was monitoring my social media, I would do nothing but post goatse.

I mean, at least the child murderers here have better opsec

When Onionfarms get facebook-big the Nigeria subforum will be rightfully seen as a visionary move

 

[RACISM]

Could I delete the first post and all this whole trashfire thread could be undone? can you do that?