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[Aunt Carol]

If my time on Earth has taught me anything, it's that that things can always be worse.

 

[Hitman One]

This niglet really got a second chance at renaming themselves and chose "Sharkquise".

For the love of everything that's true and honest please spoiler shocker images like that, I almost had a heart attack

 

[Positron]

The fistula is being helpful here because it is the only place I can pee out of.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Black people are incapable of hate crimes because they actually love crime.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

wait i was just jacking off to this troon last week, i didn't know he was on KF. i feel guilty now knowing i rubbed one out for a pedo groomer lolcow

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

"i can't be racist, i love badlands chugs" - king cobra jfs

 

[Positron]

"Last week my parents gave me covid and I screamed at them that they ruined my life and hate me, or they wouldn't have given me covid."

 

[Useful_Mistake]

can't admit Anglos are the true Aryans against the hunnic (((Germs)))

 

[Judge Dredd]

User Banned: Dismissing concerns on nuclear warfare.

-ResetEra ban massage from page 2251.

 

[keytar]

Fat movie and and fat book man? All we need is a fat retard with a xylophone and we've covered all basis of media!

 

[Meat Target]

"WHEN WE WRITE ABOUT FUCKING ANIMALS IT'S HIGH ART".

 

[Gentlebastard]

lead based accountability

So... This Islam thing... Is the goat fucking compulsory or is there a way to avoid it, because if it's optional...

Upsetting your coworkers by expressing socially unpalatable opinions is the most fun you can have with your pants on, bro.

I never thought I would ever be jealous of a sand nigger country.

Thus sayeth the Lord, let my tomboys go

Gee, if you hate white culture so much maybe you should like... go live in a place without white people!

What, and be surrounded by murderous niggers?

Godspeed my niggas.

wait i was just jacking off to this troon last week, i didn't know he was on KF. i feel guilty now knowing i rubbed one out for a pedo groomer lolcow

these recent events made me MATI enough that I had to come back to try to suppress my glownigger urges

I thought I was jaded enough regarding the current state of everything but this was really eye-opening.

ANTIFA got ahold of the Death Note and used it to kill his rooster

Without any context, you see a man approaching his fetish.
With context, you see a tragedy approaching it's conclusion.

For the folks uninformed (god I wish I were you)

Probably more appropriate for the TERF thread but watching TERFs and Troons battle over who the rape fantasy book is for is funny as fuck to me.

Imagine having clothes that smell worse than London.

Make sure you address her as Cunt every time, because she worked her ass off to earn it.

I am torn between thanking God that this website exists to catalog the slow downfall of humanity and wishing I never found it because of how much of my innocence I have lost since joining.

I refuse to troon detection shame. Troons are creatures of deceit, and many normies aren’t attuned to their vocal contortions or parody mannerisms.
The main thing is that once someone discovers a troon, they abhor it.

Whether it is out of sheer contrarianism, or his desire to maintain absolute fence-sitting Nirvana, who can say.

Tbh I'm feeling pretty gypped. I have been promised, many hundreds and thousands of times, that I will be enjoying prison any day now, but here I am, completely not behind bars, years after these promises.

Why can't these faggot jack off to big titted wamen like a normal person :/

 

[Abowaffen]

"I Never Phkd A Watermelon, Ever!"

 

[MrJokerRager]

rip in peace @SIGSEGV

Secret police assassinating citizens is NOT a threat to our democracy, but literally everything else is.

I'm the one who shot him.

See it like this

A group of people walk deeper and deeper into a desert, led by a leader clearly past his prime, water is low but they are told to make "sacrifices" so everyone can make it because of their supposedly "low supply".

Then cue gallons and gallons of water being exported from the group towards another extremely far away in a situation that may not be even as bad as the leader past his prime and his associates say really is.

Wouldnt the people in the group eventually start questioning if all that water couldnt be used to aid them instead of a group of people they will never ever meet? That is also ignoring the leader's history of corruption and his son being a crackhead.

Excuse them for being upset and feeling like they are having their legs pulled.

 

[Jones McCann]

I can only say as a white guy, the only thing I enjoy more than genociding trannies is oppressing women. It's good to be white. I also plain don't like people with a darker skin color than me.

 

[RACISM]

I don’t want to, just because my name is out there doesn’t mean shit my account has been deleted so there’s no problem if your trying to dig up shit on me it’s kind of pointless I am honestly one of the most milquetoast and reserved people possible, your not gonna find a fucking furafinnity or Gaia online or porn accounts of mine anywhere. Good fucking luck lol.


How did you find out my name btw? I have never revealed that anywhere?

 

[Poonocchio]

@Bloitzhole :

@bird.up, osama had sex with a tard and had to stop because her butt was improperly sanitized

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

If the Taliban were women, they'd be a Teacher's Union.

All I see here is feminine verbosity and profound mental illness.

How the fuck do you get to the point where you think about being able to be liquid and turn into a pyramid or cube and that gets you hard

I have a host of mental illnesses and alters and dress like I’m trying to blend into someone’s acid trip

It's like your last words being a McDonald's order.

you're allowed to make kids swim through diffuse rotdog soup

TBH I feel sorry for the parasite. Imagine being forced to eat pooner.

Imagine being charged with a hate crime for flossing in the Fortnight holocaust musuem

tfw you after a long day of being your real self, you need to guide your testicals out of your inguinal canals

lmao the maggots ate her out for the last time.

The one on the left looks like a dildo with depression.

totally unlikeable pretentious fuckstick lodged so deeply in her own vagina that she's wearing her cervix as a hat

TFW you're hit with daily, nay, hourly dysphoria from never being able to experience clitoral nerve eating maggots.

Not all women can orgasm from anal it really just depends on the design of the strap-on and how much they enjoy you struggling and pleading with them to stop.

 

[scathefire]

WWIII is gonna be a bunch alices dilating and doods adjusting their heckin' packers as they are stormed by bydlos with limps falling apart from krokodyl and incel chinese leftover men.

 

[Meat Target]

Kiwi Farms users have murdered zero children