VERY important poll. FEMALE KIWIS ONLY!! - No men allowed!

[FinnSven]

Its called the prostate and you are a gay nigga.

Erm no.

What generation are you? I suspect zoomer.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Men fuck off while we discuss your sexual inadequacies!

 

[FinnSven]

Men fuck off while we discuss your sexual inadequacies!

I actually don’t really give a shit. I heard a hell of a lot worse irl.

 

[Dyn]

Just out of curiosity, what do you think of anal sex?

I have brought a couple of women to orgasm through anal, they all claimed that it hit a certain spot.

Not all women can orgasm from anal it really just depends on the design of the strap-on and how much they enjoy you struggling and pleading with them to stop.

 

[Madame Souza]

When you're 30 you want to have pleasant memories of your youthful, unwrinkled, joint pain free, athletic hours of sex, where you were in bed with your infatuation for the whole weekend and only bothered with eating and sleep.
If you wait you'll likely wait forever. Enjoy your life, and enjoy your body while young, cause things get worse and worse and you ain't gonna be 20 ever again

Friend, I agree with the sentiment, but if you’re sad and wrinkly and suffering from joint pain and unable to enjoy your body or someone else’s at fucking 30 you’re doing all of it wrong, unironically try yoga

Anyways, I’ve faked it precisely one time in my life and he fucking called me out on it right after and I wanted to die lol
Like it just wasn’t that good and it was dragging on and I wanted it to be done, typical reasons, but having never faked one before I guess I just did a really bad job at it. 2/10, would recommend honesty in this situation, if only because it’s real awkward when you know they know

Spoiler: Other times

…I’ve wanted to fake it because they take it so goddamn personally when they can’t make it happen for you, they try so hard and it’s really visible it’s stressing them out that it ain’t happening and that stresses me out so then it’s guaranteed to keep not happening, I largely get myself off during sex to avoid all that

 

[FinnSven]

Not all women can orgasm from anal it really just depends on the design of the strap-on and how much they enjoy you struggling and pleading with them to stop.

In your experience, I am sure it is the case.

How many pillows do you bite through before they stop?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Roasties can't even feel anything down there anymore lol

 

[Lidl Drip]

To any women reading this discussion, if a guy ever asks you for anal sex that is a MASSIVE red flag that he is a pornsick coomer and he should be dumped immediately because he is willing to risk your health and safety so he can live out his porno fantasy.

This is how being a pick-me ends:


And to any men who are not horribly pornsick already, listen to this wisdom and don't get your dick shit on:

 

[CoolFool]

Just out of curiosity, what do you think of anal sex?

I have brought a couple of women to orgasm through anal, they all claimed that it hit a certain spot.

Were these women or "women"?

 

[squemp]

Yeah, if it’s enough already and I just want to get some sleep

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Hi,

I’ve been with a few women in my life and one thing I’ve noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they’re barely an inch apart.

...

They’re just too close together, sorry, but its true.

Is this copy pasta? A bit? I swear I've heard it before. It was dumb then, too...even though I agree with it - but for different reasons, mainly that there are too many clumsy or "Oops, tee hee, sorry...but how bout it?*" men out there.

*or straight-up rapists

where I'm forced to go to bars orgies and the like.

Yeah, I hate those forced orgies. It's a damn pandemic and something must be done.

you're assuming that the woman is aware that she's being hate-fucked

or the man

It's a flaw and feature. Flaw cause they get infections if not being correctly hygienic, and feature cause they get accidental buttseks

See my first comment above, especially the *.

Men who have to "fake it" are truly embarrassing and I can't believe so many of you are willing to admit you broke your dick's with masturbation and porn consumption that you can not even ejaculate into a woman. That's like... A male's only biological purpose. Truly men have never been so useless, they can't even jizz now. The fucking state of modern men.


It's obviously different from women since our anatomy is a lot more complicated due to orgasm not being necessary for reproduction so don't even try to compare the two.

In my many decades of trannyism pick-me-ism and whoredom, I've experienced a man or two not being able to finish, usually after about the 7th round. Or they're just exhausted for other reasons and need an hour's nap then are good. Can't say I've experienced anyone who's death-gripped themselves into any sort of chronic situation, but I am also not bedding zoomers or coomers. Honestly, it's nbd either way, in the sense that if they're (the men) not bothered and things are otherwise good, I'm not bothered.

As for faking it, probably faked here or there, likely because I just wanted the effort to stop (see note above about the 7th round) and they were on some kind of personal mission to be Best Lover Ever of Dorothy, though in typical man fashion, that meant "gave her more orgasms in one night than any other man ever, past or future" even knowing nothing about what that would actually mean or what EYE would actually use as criteria for the title (there is no title). Men will be competitive with a pile of sand.

 

[Lidl Drip]

In my many decades of trannyism pick-me-ism and whoredom, I've experienced a man or two not being able to finish, usually after about the 7th round. Or they're just exhausted for other reasons and need an hour's nap then are good. Can't say I've experienced anyone who's death-gripped themselves into any sort of chronic situation, but I am also not bedding zoomers or coomers. Honestly, it's nbd either way, in the sense that if they're (the men) not bothered and things are otherwise good, I'm not bothered.

I've not personally experienced it either, just think it's an embarrassing thing for men to admit on the internet because it's definitely pornography and masturbation addiction related in most young men nowadays. Definitely a red flag.

 

[Dyn]

Were these women or "women"?

Ummm, not a good look, sweatie. It's totally valid for women to have HRT-G-spots that were assigned prostates at birth.

 

[suspended animation]

I think the poll should have an option for "No: never faked an orgasm and never had one." I thought it was pretty typical for women to not be able to climax. I know I could get there with the right partner, but I just couldn't fake it for the guy I was with. (I realized later that I resented him for lying to me.)

It's fun to tease men but there's no shame in not being able to cum. Maybe you're depressed or too distracted by some other issue, or like me you're late in realizing you're starting to dislike your partner and you're just going through the motions.

 

[Fruttasecca]

I am a guy and I voted, what are you gonna do about it

 

[CoolFool]

I think the poll should have an option for "No: never faked an orgasm and never had one." I thought it was pretty typical for women to not be able to climax. I know I could get there with the right partner, but I just couldn't fake it for the guy I was with. (I realized later that I resented him for lying to me.)

It's fun to tease men but there's no shame in not being able to cum. Maybe you're depressed or too distracted by some other issue, or like me you're late in realizing you're starting to dislike your partner and you're just going through the motions.

Are you saying you've never had an orgasm even by yourself? Or just never from sex?

 

[FinnSven]

Were these women or "women"?

Women.

Not everyone thinks like Lidl Drip or Dyn.

Plenty of assigned at birth, honest to biology women enjoy anal, but most probably don’t.

The main issue these days is porn and the acts are done by performers.
Loads of sexual acts in porn are not especially pleasurable for a lot of people, probably even the people who do it for porn.

Coomers forget that doing porn is basically work to most of these people. Sure they are good at the performance, but anyone who has had to do a public facing job knows that doing what looks like fun to “civilians” is often not remotely fun after the 20th time.

You still have to have the fixed grin and ting though, be you clapping to happy birthday in TGI or swallowing the 50th load of the week while a greasy man with a clapper board tells you to gargle more.

Anyway, digression.

To any women reading this discussion, if a guy ever asks you for anal sex that is a MASSIVE red flag that he is a pornsick coomer and he should be dumped immediately because he is willing to risk your health and safety so he can live out his porno fantasy.

This is how being a pick-me ends:
View attachment 5261129

And to any men who are not horribly pornsick already, listen to this wisdom and don't get your dick shit on:
View attachment 5261131

Your example here is basically a rapist and his long term groomed victim having no idea that she should dump his rapy arse, rather than cry on Reddit.

But zoomers gonna zoom.

You don’t sound as experienced and worldly wise as you think you do, Lidl Drip.

Sounds more like you have had some bad experiences and you are understandably pissed off at pornsick coomers, and that’s fair.

Just remember that there are still people who are not just pornsick and still do have understanding of relationships, sex, casual and long term.

That there are people who like some non vanilla stuff, but that just makes them mild perverts rather than sleazy degenerates.

Degenerates piss me off though to be fair. Especially swinger and fetish sort, they are another group of sleazebags who try to rope anyone into their weird creepy ways.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Your example here is basically a rapist and his long term groomed victim having no idea that she should dump his rapy arse, rather than cry on Reddit.

But zoomers gonna zoom.

You don’t sound as experienced and worldly wise as you think you do, Lidl Drip.

Sounds more like you have had some bad experiences and you are understandably pissed off at pornsick coomers, and that’s fair.

Just remember that there are still people who are not just pornsick and still do have understanding of relationships, sex, casual and long term.

That there are people who like some non vanilla stuff, but that just makes them mild perverts rather than sleazy degenerates.

Degenerates piss me off though to be fair. Especially swinger and fetish sort, they are another group of sleazebags who try to rope anyone into their weird creepy ways.

Lol I am not a zoomer, but keep condescendingly mansplaining to me anyways. You asked my opinion and you don't like it so you gotta act all indignant towards me now. Men who want to perform anal sex on women despite the anal cavity being a smooth tube with no nerve endings, knowing the potential damage they are doing to the woman's body are straight up sadists who just get off on making a woman do something "taboo" and that's because you are a pornsick coomer who likes shit on his dick.

 

[CoolFool]

Plenty of assigned at birth, honest to biology women enjoy anal, but most probably don’t.

I'm sure there are a small percentage of women in this world who can get off with anal but the vast, vast majority don't. Every woman I've talked to about it said it just feels like they're getting shit shoved in and out of their butt, and even if it doesn't hurt, it doesn't feel good either. Like, there's not even any feel good nerve endings in your booty hole lol. Retired porn stars claim that anal sex sucks and never feels good and that anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Any time I see a guy swear that women orgasm from anal, they neglect to mention that the woman was using a sex toy or something while getting booty blasted, so it wasn't even an orgasm from anal.

At least men have a reason to have anal sex (prostate), but there truly is no reason for women to have butt sex outside of just trying to make their man happy. Even if anal sex felt good, it's still a bad idea to do. There's a reason your butt is an exit only, putting stuff up there isn't good for your butt.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I'm sure there are a small percentage of women in this world who can get off with anal but the vast, vast majority don't. Every woman I've talked to about it said it just feels like they're getting shit shoved in and out of their butt, and even if it doesn't hurt, it doesn't feel good either. Like, there's not even any feel good nerve endings in your booty hole lol. Retired porn stars claim that anal sex sucks and never feels good and that anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Any time I see a guy swear that women orgasm from anal, they neglect to mention that the woman was using a sex toy or something while getting booty blasted, so it wasn't even an orgasm from anal.

At least men have a reason to have anal sex (prostate), but there truly is no reason for women to have butt sex outside of just trying to make their man happy. Even if anal sex felt good, it's still a bad idea to do. There's a reason your butt is an exit only, putting stuff up there isn't good for your butt.

It's straight up just pick-me's lying to men because they want to seem kinky and sexually adventurous to impress the man. It's just one of the many ways that porn is damaging people in very real ways. There is a reason adult gay bottoms all have anal seepage and need to wear diapers. The booty hole is supposed to be exit only.

But the biggest joke about all of it is that it's not even good for the men doing EITHER. I have talked to several men and they all agreed that it is nowhere as good as vaginal sex because duh, the colon is not ribbed for his pleasure, does not self-lubricate, does not contract and is only tight at the entrance. OH AND IT FUCKING STINKS! Faggots can cope about their bussies all they want but it will never ever compare to god's creation that is made perfectly for the act. The reason why men want to do anal sex is because it is degrading, straight up. They like to inflict pain and discomfort on women, they get off on the fact that the woman is doing this act to please them, they see it as another "virginity" they can take. That's why I tell all women to never do it and dump any man who asks for it.