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[Tablet County]

Obesity rates don't indicate anything except how many pacific islanders are living in your country.

Bible thumping Republican politician is probably the worst possible career choice for a slutty gay dude.

 

[Pedophobe]

Leave the Irish alone, you fat slob. They’ve suffered enough.

It's pretty bad when even the conspiracy theory guy thinks you're crazy.

They were just furious when she finally revealed that it wasn’t a metaphor for being Trans.

 

[Poonocchio]

He looks like his implants are made out of two magnets repelling each other.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Politispergs have always been the niggers of the Kiwi Farms.

 

[BirdUp]

This isn't just another online "slap fight", dude.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Sorry lil dood, misgendering only works on trans people. If you call a cis man a woman, you just look weird. But if you call a shrill-voiced pooner a woman, everyone secretly agrees.

calling a jew a jew or a nigger a nigger inflicts critical damage, yet calling a white person a white person has no effect whatsoever and is even a nice compliment.

I'm fucking dying that despite being 50+ and effectively just being a crossdresser with no hormones or surgery this bloke passed better than probably half of reddit troons despite being thirty years older.

That's so fucking funny man.

I wasn't prepared for his post history, review these while I go pour mouthwash in my eyes.

Wow, the legendary liberty ninja armor set . Only the chosen virgin would find the links to these items.

Context: poster lives in Saudi Arabia, where you can go to any local market and pick up bags of spices sold by weight, including any spice blends/mixes your heart desires...and then choosing to instead stock up on Lowery's.

This is a chef's kiss leopards ate my face moment

A Canadian and a pedophile. What an awful combo.

He's been on here. So he's maladjusted, he's just smoother about it.

As a brown man who's been condescended to by white liberals with saviour complexes for basically his entire life, that video of the Muslim women completely destroying those antifa lunatics with FACTS and LOGIC(tm) was oh so gratifying to watch.

Edit: upon further reading, this guy was a lunatic.

It would be like Mrs. Doubtfire but creepier and bleaker.

Me am want sugar because doctor tell me no.

 

[Pedophobe]

"Fuck kiwifarms and fuck the US laws enabling them."

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

You should post detailed instructions on how to cook meth here it would be funny I think

Grind up the sudafed, run it through a coffee filter in acetone or methanol or something, then dry it and solvent wash it in toluene or diethyl ether. One's a hydrophilic solvent and one's hydrophobic, I forget which is which, I'm not a chemist. Either way you want to fraction out the middle layer on the toluene wash. You're supposed to do this bit like 10+ times to get your fed all sparkling and clean but fuck who cares that I do it maybe twice. Once you've dried your ephedrine, put it in a saucepan over an ice bath and make up a mixture of about 3/3/1 of fed, iodine crystals and red phosphorous and add about 50ml distilled water per gram of mixture. You need clean iodine and RP and how you clean those depends where you're getting it from so I won't get into all that because cleaning that shit up is basically whole ass entire runs on their own especially if you're doing nigger shit like cooking out iodine-povidone washes or whatever. Anyways, you want to let that react over ice, and slowly, slowly raise the temperature, first to room temp and then start boiling it over an oil bath. Use a thermometer, you want to raise the temperature, let it sit for about an hour, then cool it down and go for a higher temperature. You should have good ventilation for this bit because the fumes that come off it are pretty bad, they're not like phosphine gas or anything I don't think but they're still pretty bad and I think they'll chemical burn your lungs and eyes and also they smell. End result is you want to have cooked that shit at over 200F for at least an hour, but you want to build up to this real slowly because the reaction is endothermic and it'll give off a lot of messed up gasses and maybe catch fire or explode if you're too fast. I take my time and go like 24-30 hours on this because being exploded isn't fun. Now cool it right down to ice bath temps and drop some sodium hydroxide in, I'm not sure how much you're supposed to use but just like a bottle capful or whatever seems to work. This part is also really endothermic so be ready with the fire extinguisher and like, lean your head away when you drop it in. If you can't get pure sodium hydroxide just use whatever you have. Sodium peroxide might work, I don't know. Once it stops spazzing out and frothing, acetone fraction it (yellow layer) and in a separate container put some table salt and add sulphuric acid to it (battery acid solution works fine). You want to collect up the gas that reaction lets off and bubble it through the oily yellow meth liquid. Taping a funnel and rubber hose to the top of a jar works fine for this. Bubble it through real thoroughly, get that gas all through your base and then just add more sodium hydroxide till you get the Ph up above like five or so. Then just put the liquid out in a baking dish and wait for it to crystalise and you're all done.

Nobody does that method anymore you absolute aus-nigger, especially not outside of big batches.

On a personal basis addicts all do shake and bake, in that case there's no drying or processing the pseudoephedrine, nothing, it's just a reduction using lye, ammonia nitrate, and lithium, which produces supercritical anhydrous ammonia under pressure and peels electrons off of the lithium, which reduces the pseudoephedrine to methamphetamine.
I think that's called a benckeser reduction, or that might be done specifically with sodium since that reduction process works for all alkali metals that have a single electron hanging off on their valence shell and is pretty common in organic chemistry.

It's this shit basically, but with tweakers in plastic bottles who start themselves on fire (since it involves lithium, which just like elemental sodium and potassium loves to start on fire in the presence of water, floating in a big pool of what amounts to lighter fluid)

We're talking about home brewing, no home meth cooks do red white and blue anymore. Don't be silly.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

we're all Baby Hitler.

 

[Skitarii]

Hey sis, you know that "stuff" we do? There's a game about it!

 

[Kerr Avon]

engorged red schnoz

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

After being called out for watching incest anime with his 14 year old sister:

@PoweraHuskCryon Oh, so you just hate anime.

Not linkable since it's a profile post

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

There's no way that poor kid isn't being molested.

 

[JesusIsTrans!]

"He literally posted his address on Google and said I threatened him and doxed him"

 

[Tablet County]

He is extremely committed. He single handedly convinced most of kiwifarms im a nigger

There are certain things I personally enjoy (extreme racism)

The Britbong must be taught to fear the automobile.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is not knowing how to drive Real Hahahaha Nigga Just push the pedal Like Nigga turn the wheel Haha

How come I can go to the park and like every group of girls there that isnt some mom is smoking pot and drinking and its totally cool, those are some fun girls having a good time, but when I show up at the park with a bottle in a brown paper bag and a pipe and start smoking, *I* get called a deadbeat, a degenerate, a bad role model, a bum, unambitious, a loser, all sorts of shit. That double standard always sucked.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Does she look like Emma Watson or Bugs Bunny in drag?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Not linkable since it's a profile post

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/542971/

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

watched gameplay of it, and I must say the cannibalism(especially in a survival context) and incest are relatively tame compared to what happen in the game.

 

[Pedophobe]

Your brain is rotted from anime and masturbation, you need help.

I'm rooting for Skynet.

"I don't know why I ever think trooning will solve anything. I can't change height, and height is LITERALLY THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS!!!!"

Reading that back, I guess I'm just an asshole LOL.

Misery, anger, lack of purpose, impotent rage. All part of the same shit bouquet.

 

[Hitman One]

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these women are victims of a society that has thought them that a woman MUST have a vagina, and a man a penis. That penis is something Lesbians should avoid. For what reason? No one can really seem to say.