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[Useful_Mistake]

Please consult the racist community before making statements like this.

https://archive.ph/kjSHf

I want to hear about men in dresses. Stay in lane.

https://archive.ph/smrIr

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Honestly the more you try to baby them the more they seem like delicate little faggots, use them hard and rough and they turn into men.

 

[internet friend]

(the shrubs aren't Jewish).

 

[Clotso Coof]

In the dark moments of my life i look to the night sky and with a shiver face the possibility that it is literally just full of niggers.

 

[Tablet County]

I wouldn't be surprised if the pilgrims were actually puritan in the streets and sodomites in the sheets.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

So the Pilgrims were simultaneously genocidal religious proto-Hitlers and fag champs.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hate that I'm defending the feet fuckers here but no fucking shit they don't want to see your man feet.

 

[Space Police]

I even know which M&M he would fuck and in what order

 

[Tablet County]

It's the proud tradition of OPs everywhere. As soon as you hit that post button the insatiable lust for male genitalia takes over.

AAAAAAAAA I'M SO SICK OF TAYLOR SWIFT AAAAAAAAA SHE'S LIVING IN MY WALLS SHE'S LIVING IN MY WALLS SHE'S LIVING IN MY WALLS

I'm a Commie, and this headline made me so buttmad on my phone I had to boot up the PC and defend capitalism.

To be fiar, you have to have an extremely IQ to understand Undertale.

Imagine filtering your entire worldview and politics through a lens of speculation and buttfucking.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

It would be nice if @FBI did something about this online terrorist website.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I love women
You can't stop me

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/543483/

 

[Gentlebastard]

Personal opinion: He kind of has a point, TBF, but he's going about this in the faggiest, most passive aggressive Reddit way imaginable.

It's impossible to not a-log this guy he is constantly one of the dumbest and most ignorant mother fuckers on the internet.

He wants people to believe he's into healthy foods but then we have him making cookies from cake mix that are rolled in powdered sugar. Kinda sending mixed messages here.

Thirty? Dude there's been HUNDREDS of them. Literally at last count there's been over 400 flavors of Kit Kat in Japan.

dont challenge me with a notice like that. i am a diabetes and i will kill myself on this wild kitkat hunt

I think he may have some kind of ptsd regarding blueberry muffins now.

The KF Geopolitical Classes I took taught me you'll only find 3 things in the Canadian wilderness:

1. Trannies
2. Politicians in blackface
3. Eric Hildeman having very progressive interracial relations with Boomia's shrubbery (the shrubs aren't Jewish).

Whatever way you read her post, she still has a nasty ass.

I hope they (redacted) to (redacted) by (redacted).

My favorite part was when the crab almost got out of the bucket, but then the others immediately yanked its ass back down.

Autists sometimes have difficulty relating to other people, and approximately 105% of troons are autistic.

I'm thankfull for all my idiot relatives, they keep me grounded.

Take an hour out of cult demanded Minecraft grooming sessions and shave and wash your nappy hair.

"Quit 'yer bitchin' and act like a grown-up country, for fuck's sake!"

He's probably going to submit his complaint to a food court instead of a real court

Media not displayed

No, stalker child it is you who is not displayed

The image has been removed in responce to a report by the copyright holder

No it is you who will be removed, enjoy prison

I've gone on a Tumblr porn rabbit hole and I can say for certain that men will fetishize any body part, straight or gay.

Salute our degeneracy spelunkers, they find our content.

when does she mention being part of the gay niggers association of america?

You can't fool Mother Nature with puberty blockers! She's a god damn TERF and proud of it.

He looks like he's about to head out to harass the fucking Ninja Turtles.

I'm assuming Mother Nature will punish him by giving him a bald spot in the back.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Much like how adults can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Autistic retards can't see God's divine light.

 

[Hitman One]

Роскомнадзор информирует/the Roscomnadzor is informing

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Per Pat's exquisitely intellectual heuristic analysis, Josh is OFFICIALLY a CHILD and not a STLAKER.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The day we find a bottom to human depravity is the day this site shuts down.

The Gods literally told them to get off the Internet and touch grass and they couldn't even do that. Why would Loki want to fuck you if you can't even follow simple directions?

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Autistic retards can't see God's divine light.

rightoids stop mentioning jews challenge: impossible

 

[RACISM]

I am a furry and I do like certain stenches

There is no way this guy is a real human being. He has to be some creature designed in a lab to be the most retarded, bullyable organism on planet earth

 

[Tablet County]

Despite her name, @Stan is not 'marge. She is dark, dark, vantablack 'brim from the deepest reaches of niggerhell

"Enjoy many Holidays in prison" is honestly a pretty festive take, tbh

 

[Aunt Carol]

I had a manchild roommate whose parents sent a nutritionist to the house to yell at him.
The part that bugged me is the nutritionist would always want to use the living room for their meetings, and after the fourth time getting kicked out of my living room I said "fuck that" and made her meet him in his room.
She stopped visiting.