Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tragi-Chan]

I love how trannies try to cheer up other people by essentially doing their version of troubleshooting your PC and seeing a comment that says "works on my machine".

1. Autists sometimes have difficulty relating to other people, and approximately 105% of troons are autistic.

2. It’s not good for the troon community if someone gets too real. Negative stories must be countered with “WELL ACTUALLY TURNING INTO A WOMAN WAS THE BEST THING EVER AND I TOTALLY PASS AND ALL TRANS WOMEN TOTALLY PASS JOOOOOOOOIN USSSSS!”

 

[deermeat]

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This just goes to show the "passing" trans girls you see online look different irl. People can tell, they know damn well they are a guy. Online, they get the luxury of angels and photo editing.
You can be yourself, but that doesn't make you a girl. And no, you won't get hatecrimed unless you be a creep lmao.

Spoiler: being cringe vs being a degenerate

Honest to God advice for anyone who wants to dress a certain way and express themselves regardless of whether its cringe or not.... The anxiety goes away as long as what you are doing isnt socially immoral! If you keep going out like that and adopt a mentality where you don't need others' validation, the initial anxiety you feel will go away. It doesn't get worse and worse, it will go away. This is another reason why trans idealogy sucks, you'll never feel comfortable and will always remain insecure because all it teaches you is that the whole world is out to get you and that the way others perceive you is important. Their anxiety could be solved if they dropped the girl persona and instead embrace the fact they're a gay man or something. Instead, they are stuck in a state where they are chasing an unobtainable reality thus needing constant reasurance. The nerdy cringy kid just wants to live life, while the degenerate wants strangers to be involved in their fantasies.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

I hate when kiwis are excessively contrarian but I don’t think he passes at all in those photos. And I’m more generous/autistic than a lot of people. He is a handsome gay man and should just embrace it. I understand the AGPs but the gay ones I do not. Is it really so hard to admit in 2023 usa/Canada that you’re a gay man? I guess they’re often delusional about having a “wider dating pool” of straight men whom they fetishize. Nevermind they only seem to date chasers who leave them when they get their dicks cut off…

 

[Twice Baked Turnip]

I never had to contend with arguments with family members around Thanksgiving, as everybody in my extended family becomes very chill and low key when we were all together on Thanksgiving in the past, even if opinions on things differed wildy...it was just never brought up.

However, in years past, around the late-1990's, to around the 2010's...it became increasingly popular for the woke malcontents in popular culture to shame people for celebrating Thanksgiving and to call for the holiday's cancelation because it is apparently a "celebration of native American genocide" and "colonialism".

The woke crowd still gets triggered by Thanksgiving from time to time, but you do not hear from them around this tine of year as much as you did a decade or so ago.

I think the only people who were calling for the cancellation of Thanksgiving were lonely online losers that never get invited to the family holiday parties. The native Americans probably don't love Thanksgiving either, but I think they have bigger issues then Thanksgiving. I don't believe that these people honestly believe that people still celebrate Thanksgiving because it's about how the white settlers and the native Americans became "besties". Thanksgiving is just an excuse to have the day off of work, eat a nice meal and spend time with your loved ones. They hate that they're left out and want everyone else to be just as miserable as they are. They're in the same category of people who try to cancel Halloween because it's Satanic. Ignore the fun Nazis and eat some turkey.

Regardless, I don't care if the holiday stories are woke or not as long as they're entertaining. Give me conspiracy Dad and how the local supermarket is conspiring to make the aisles narrower or Grandma who called her down syndrome Grandbaby cute, but odd!

 

[One-Eyed Willies Treasure]

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I hate my beard so much!!

I failed/gave up on school because of depression and now i'm still living at home so I can study online school so I can get education. I'm 22 and I'm so lazy and depressed I can't even shave and it makes me feel so fucking dysphoric everytime I touch my face and feel the hairy thickness of it, and to imagine myself from other's pov is just making me feel worse. I'm literally a 22 year old still live with his mother and father loser who looks 30 because he eats unhealthy stuff and can't take care of himself. I feel like a disgusting monster and freak. I can't even be nice to people because I'm scared to act too feminine so I'm always just a static monotone robot who don't ever show feelings. I have technically already come out to my family once (when I was around 16), but nothing happened. It was just awkward and I was too much of a coward to start buying female clothing and appear as female puplically so eventually I just gave up and none of us have mentioned it since which just makes everything even more weird and I feel weird and everything is shit. I have too much hair everywhere I hate it. Why was I born like this? Will I ever be who I am or will I forever be a coward and a loser forever?

This shit just makes me sad man. Every time I read something like this I just wanna fire off a dm to them that says "STOP BEING TRANS YOU ARE MAKING YOUR LIFE HARDER" but there's just no fuckin point. It's always the people in their early 20s that get to me the most. Theres something about wasting some of the best years of your life to be an inconvenience to yourself and everyone around you that just really depresses me. A lot of these problems could be fixed with some level of confidence, but if you're perceiving yourself as a "disgusting monster and freak" then there's just no hope.
Another thing I've noticed is that a lot of these people troon out when they're really young like 15-16. Your high school years are critical for developing social skills, and when these people decide to transition they recoil and become introverted and self loathing. I know this isn't necessarily the rule of course, but it's a fascinating little detail that got the ol noggin joggin.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

I think the only people who were calling for the cancellation of Thanksgiving were lonely online losers that never get invited to the family holiday parties. The native Americans probably don't love Thanksgiving either, but I think they have bigger issues then Thanksgiving. I don't believe that these people honestly believe that people still celebrate Thanksgiving because it's about how the white settlers and the native Americans became "besties". Thanksgiving is just an excuse to have the day off of work, eat a nice meal and spend time with your loved ones. They hate that they're left out and want everyone else to be just as miserable as they are. They're in the same category of people who try to cancel Halloween because it's Satanic. Ignore the fun Nazis and eat some turkey.

Regardless, I don't care if the holiday stories are woke or not as long as they're entertaining. Give me conspiracy Dad and how the local supermarket is conspiring to make the aisles narrower or Grandma who called her down syndrome Grandbaby cute, but odd!

I don't really get this holliday, because I'm a eurofag, (and my ethnicity got along quite well with the natives, because we are also quiet, drunk, forrest-people). But is it not supposed to be about "haha uncle Joe is such a racist and cousin Aiden is a commie, but we have things in common! "???
I'm thankfull for all my idiot relatives, they keep me grounded.

 

[Twice Baked Turnip]

I don't really get this holliday, because I'm a eurofag, (and my ethnicity got along quite well with the natives, because we are also quiet, drunk, forrest-people). But is it not supposed to be about "haha uncle Joe is such a racist and cousin Aiden is a commie, but we have things in common! "???
I'm thankfull for all my idiot relatives, they keep me grounded.

Essentially, yes or at least that's how I always interpreted it as. Your family may be a mess of clashing personalities and opinions, but you still have each other. As long as Uncle Joe and cousin Aiden are able to follow social rules and interact politely than everything is grand. It's when you have your trailer park trash BIL, Taylor who brings his loaded shotgun everywhere and keeps pointing it at people with his finger on the trigger that things go downhill and you should really consider not inviting him to future events.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

How dare fetishist have preferences!
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Imagine being so offended that gross men don’t want to jerk off to your gross man feet. At first I thought it was actuallesbians, but I was very surprised.

Hate that I'm defending the feet fuckers here but no fucking shit they don't want to see your man feet. Every single cell in your body is coded with the Y chromosome so every body part is sexed in some way. Humans aren't genderless globs aside from their chests and genitals. Male feet look different from female feet. Male hands look different from female hands. Male arms look different from female arms. And so on and so forth.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Essentially, yes or at least that's how I always interpreted it as. Your family may be a mess of clashing personalities and opinions, but you still have each other. As long as Uncle Joe and cousin Aiden are able to follow social rules and interact politely than everything is grand. It's when you have your trailer park trash BIL, Taylor who brings his loaded shotgun everywhere and keeps pointing it at people with his finger on the trigger that things go downhill and you should really consider not inviting him to future events.

So the Jews are telling cousin Aiden to start up shit because of uncle Joe? That sucks. Eat the big bird and be merry.

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

I hate my beard so much!!

I know it’s because these coomer-brained faggots think that all women are like their precious 2D waifu and wake up every day like a turtle shell but it’s just one of the laziest of all their issues. Take an hour out of cult demanded Minecraft grooming sessions and shave and wash your nappy hair.

 

[Susanna]

I don't really get this holliday, because I'm a eurofag, (and my ethnicity got along quite well with the natives, because we are also quiet, drunk, forrest-people). But is it not supposed to be about "haha uncle Joe is such a racist and cousin Aiden is a commie, but we have things in common! "???
I'm thankfull for all my idiot relatives, they keep me grounded.

I just assumed it's some weird super late harvest festival type thing.

Hate that I'm defending the feet fuckers here but no fucking shit they don't want to see your man feet. Every single cell in your body is coded with the Y chromosome so every body part is sexed in some way. Humans aren't genderless globs aside from their chests and genitals. Male feet look different from female feet. Male hands look different from female hands. Male arms look different from female arms. And so on and so forth.

Also many women take care of their feet, while all men stomp around with theirs horrifically calloused and with absolutely horrific looking toes never giving it a thought. Even among men who care about their appearance I've never heard of one who takes care of his feet.
Foot fetishists are usually straight, right? At least I've never heard of a gay foot chaser? I think I may know why.

 

[Hepativore]

I don't really get this holliday, because I'm a eurofag, (and my ethnicity got along quite well with the natives, because we are also quiet, drunk, forrest-people). But is it not supposed to be about "haha uncle Joe is such a racist and cousin Aiden is a commie, but we have things in common! "???
I'm thankfull for all my idiot relatives, they keep me grounded.

It is basically a glorified fall harvest celebration that many cultures had and still do around the world. While setting a day aside to celebrate a "Day of Thanks" was something that the British often did when things were going well, it was originally very sporadic in nature. It did not become an annual holiday until President Lincoln wanted the citizenry to stop its collective sperg-out during the US Civil War and to have a nice dinner at home as a means of fostering national unity.

Basically, Lincoln was all like:

"Quit 'yer bitchin' and act like a grown-up country, for fuck's sake!"

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Humans aren't genderless globs

Also many women take care of their feet

Considering the correlation between troons and porn I’d have thought they’d understand why nsfw content has specific categories too lol. If you want to wank to a 3-some with only women with hairy armpits and the video/picture just shows one perfectly shaved man you’re gonna get pissed off. I don’t watch porn, was my made up (but probably real) scene sexy enough?

Coomers have preferences, even the weird feet people. Man want lady toes. Man need lady toes only!
Pretty funny that he was outed with his dark low quality video; but people never clock ‘em lmao.

I wonder what happens when an actual man/woman posts a selfie in the trans selfie subs. Do the mods delete it? HOW CAN THEY TELL!? I’m not brave enough to try.

 

[Susanna]

I wonder what happens when an actual man/woman posts a selfie in the trans selfie subs. Do the mods delete it? HOW CAN THEY TELL!? I’m not brave enough to try.

They do delete it. Also ban your account from that board. And send you the suicide hotline thing. Why be afraid to try? At worst you have to register a new reddit account, but in my experience you just get banned from the tranny boards.
It used to be more fun to tease them that way, but now they've caught on and will just report you instead. It seems, strangely, that trannies are able to tell photos of real women apart from photos of trannies. I wonder how that works, and why it wouldn't be possible to do it in reverse to identify trannies from real women with equal effectiveness? But they're unclockable, so, evidently not.

 

[The Ugly One]

I don't really get this holliday, because I'm a eurofag, (and my ethnicity got along quite well with the natives, because we are also quiet, drunk, forrest-people). But is it not supposed to be about "haha uncle Joe is such a racist and cousin Aiden is a commie, but we have things in common! "???
I'm thankfull for all my idiot relatives, they keep me grounded.

It was, but a few years ago, the left had a religious revival, and now everyone has at least one lefty in their family who, full of religious zeal, is terrified that you won't go to Anti-Racist Heaven when you die, and feels morally obligated to take advantage of every possible opportunity to share a Knowing Poz Personally tract with you and try to get you to start a personal relationship with critical theory by asking the spirit of intersectional oppression into your heart.

But anyway, the holiday originates with the Pilgrim settlers surviving a really brutal winter, having a really good harvest, and thanking God for his bounty and care. There's more to how it became a national holiday, but that's the origin.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I know it’s because these coomer-brained faggots think that all women are like their precious 2D waifu and wake up every day like a turtle shell but it’s just one of the laziest of all their issues. Take an hour out of cult demanded Minecraft grooming sessions and shave and wash your nappy hair.

Also many women take care of their feet, while all men stomp around with theirs horrifically calloused and with absolutely horrific looking toes never giving it a thought.

Amen. The amount of maintenance required to keep yourself presentable is invisible to these men. That might account for the some of the magical thinking about HRT too.

And before anyone starts chimping about female vanity, yes that is a part of it. But part of it is the higher standards we’re held to. Why else do these men think their half-assed selfies look OK? Because they’re so used to skating by on lower standards. And another part of it is that women are often more sensible about taking care of their health (seriously guys, callouses on your feet reduce the shock absorption, so keeping them soft makes feet function better. Sort out your hobbit hooves).

 

[2 braincells]

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[IslamicContentental Belt]

Short follow-ups from a/the original director, 15 years later:

Kelly -

Jeff -

I absolutely love this movie. I saw it back in 2011 way before KF and Lolcows became a national past time and I constantly recommend it to people.

“Does that make me an orange meat turkey?”

Imagine what their threads would have been like if their stalking was contemporaneous with KF? I guess Jeff is like a lot more interesting Russell Greer

 

[One-Eyed Willies Treasure]

I know it’s because these coomer-brained faggots think that all women are like their precious 2D waifu and wake up every day like a turtle shell but it’s just one of the laziest of all their issues. Take an hour out of cult demanded Minecraft grooming sessions and shave and wash your nappy hair.

This very well could be the case, but I think a lot of these people are severely autistic/mentally ill, and a lot of parents just don't understand how to deal with that. Autistic people will always flock towards the Internet, and as long as trans people are as active as they are, transitioning is unfortunately a very viable option to gain a supportive network of friends. I really don't know whether some of these people legitimately feel like the opposite gender or are just trying to find a supportive group by any means necessary. I will always cite Null's story about Pad as an incredibly important point to discuss. Some people are just fucked from birth and can only feel comfy as the opposite sex, but there's absolutely no way that this many people feel the way Pad does. I'm sure jersh hates troons more now than he did when he did this stream, but I think that he does a great job of explaining how most people probably feel about trannies. It definitely helped me put some shit into perspective. It's a sad state of affairs truly, but I feel the tide is turning. Sorry for the soapbox. I just think it's really easy to begin hating a lot of these people due to how obnoxious they can be, but I've never really been able to hate somebody just because they're trans. I do think it's retarded and I know that it will almost always it will make your life worse in every way imaginable, but I think a lot of these spergs are genuinely scared and confused and simply have gone a route they feel would be more beneficial to them, regardless of whether it is or not.

 

[stupid frog]

I think the only people who were calling for the cancellation of Thanksgiving were lonely online losers that never get invited to the family holiday parties. The native Americans probably don't love Thanksgiving either, but I think they have bigger issues then Thanksgiving. I don't believe that these people honestly believe that people still celebrate Thanksgiving because it's about how the white settlers and the native Americans became "besties". Thanksgiving is just an excuse to have the day off of work, eat a nice meal and spend time with your loved ones. They hate that they're left out and want everyone else to be just as miserable as they are. They're in the same category of people who try to cancel Halloween because it's Satanic. Ignore the fun Nazis and eat some turkey.

Regardless, I don't care if the holiday stories are woke or not as long as they're entertaining. Give me conspiracy Dad and how the local supermarket is conspiring to make the aisles narrower or Grandma who called her down syndrome Grandbaby cute, but odd!

If you wanna see a "tranny" (aka "nonbinary" aka a fat bitch) complain endlessly about Thanksgiving even to this day while she's cooking it cause she's soooooooooooo tired and can't fight anymore, then I introduce you to Kelly Lenza