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[Gentlebastard]

it's the guy that talks about tranny fart porn and has a feeder fetish that has actually put things on the line

This isn't satire. This is real life. Why did God send us to this timeline? Are we cursed? Or are we blessed to have the opportunity to laugh at such insanity?

I still remember a song from Spanish class that was for colors and am just now realizing black was not in it.
Cowards.

Translation from retard: REEEEEEE PEOPLE ARE SAYING THINGS I DON'T LIKE THIS SITE SUCKS MAKE THEM STOP.

I suspect that he‘s been dead for a while, but is too fucking stupid and oblivious to stop eating long enough to notice. Either that or someone else is serving their time in hell by being made to live in that clown’s body as punishment; like the Violator from Spawn was.

He was doing research: just like Tariq Nasheed doing research for Buck Breaking by watching extensive amounts of gay porn.

total phoneposter death

That's the most fucking retarded thing I've read all year and it wasn't from Fat Tomlinson, Keffals OR Taylor. Congrats!

“Hello, I have bowel cancer and I’ve been told I need surgery on my bottom, I’m told this group is a good place to discuss it?”

I had to look this guy up and discovered he was a fat-fetishist brony gamedev. Shocking.

He looks like he has children chained up in his basement.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I've said this elsewhere several times, and it's worth repeating:

Sometimes, having a dick is the *only* good thing about life. You can be down on your luck, broke, living alone in a crap apartment and working shit jobs, you make it home to nothing more than a lousy meal and maybe a novel or a TV or some gaming (if you're lucky), you go to bed at the end of the night and it's just you alone with your thoughts. What do you do? You jerk off, pass out, sleep through the night, and wake up the next morning thinking "Yeah, this sucks right now, but maybe down the road things will improve; maybe life will get better."

Having a dick is a good thing. Maybe the best of things .

 

[JustSomeDong]

Besides I'm pressing X to Doubt if you've never put on a strap-on and pretended to be a futanari. If not, then I guess we have a very different idea of what a fun Saturday night is.

 

[Sillyclown]

Evergreen Keffals audio clip:
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[frozen_runner]

if blue cop bad then why no vote red ?

 

[KittyGremlin]

Anyone who has trouble telling the difference between fantasy and reality needs psychological help.

-Android Raptor, 2023

Can't use the proper quote function because joyless hags from man hate thread don't like my superior Mad Max knowledge.

 

[Titty Figurine]

Did you just post a pic of your own fridge? Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done, newfag

I get that autism spectrum disorder can make it difficult to parse satire, but you've managed to convince yourself that I'm an obese Cuban with down syndrome and a non-binary communist who dated Keffals.

not sure what it says about me that I'm really excited to watch another hour of a sex toy salesman screaming about a forum admin but it can't be anything good

Suicide via red meat sure isn't the quickest way to go, but it's probably the tastiest.

I am fine with her eating herself to death but her driving is a threat to public safety.

I DID
I DID YOU FUCKER
AND YOU DID NOT READ MY POST!

Did you know that you can literally get throat cancer from sucking dick?

He's tongue-kissing piss-stained bed sheets to prove a point while drunk on Jaeger, your guess is as good as anyone's.

 

[Faceless Whore]

That’s my saturday, i’m living in neon hell doing shit posts at 5000 miles an hour drinking monster and I feel GREAT.

Spoiler: the above screencap as text

I think josh and those group of people arnt comfortable in there own sex life perhaps he has some ed or they have never had or given a great fuck and bevause there expiernces are so simple and quick i bet theres no way thwy have had sex for a couple hrs straight hydrate and go again so its unimaginable to them they arnt comfortable hearing about something they see as weird or impossible but its just they need a good lay i think

 

[Tablet County]

She can't be fixed

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Ah yes, our little pony retard is quite the 20th century artistic mastermind. Maybe instead of bitching about living in the basement all day she can draw herself a new house

 

[Pedophobe]

We are immune to all sexually transmitted diseases, for obvious reasons.

TRANSGENDER RIGHTS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS!

>God's going to fuck you up and I get to watch

Sometimes, having a dick is the *only* good thing about life.

I kinda feel bad for him because depression is no joke. On the other hand he's a giant asshole, so fuck this guy.

 

[Gentlebastard]

what the English language really needed was a cutesy synonym for castration

Yes, believe it or not, "Mr 250 pound bench press" was lying once again.

How do these freaks not read their own posts and notice how insane they look

Can't use the proper quote function because joyless hags from man hate thread don't like my superior Mad Max knowledge.

Definitely a dude just grillin' out with the bros, a dude called "Cockslut".

I'm not even a fan of the GOP because it's full of RINO's and fake Conservatives but would love nothing more than a repeat of Reagans win against Mondale in '84 just to see the fucking howls of seething Alices and the lamentations of their Pooners

TIL: Cutting off your dick doesn't magically make you happy either, which really comes as a shock.

My lip curled in disgust reading that. It takes a lot to make my face do that involuntarily.

Having a thread for only troon L's is bigoted. ALL LETTERS DESERVE RIGHTS!

So I guess trooning out is my generation and younger's version of throwing it all away? Shouldn't they just bang the nanny and get busted for coke while driving a Miata?

 

[BirdUp]

The "Animal Abuse" in the story was the monkey in useless.avi being completely shaven

 

[Haloperidol]

Please write a book that's just describing the features of various programming languages through metaphors of descriptions of black people.

 

[BirdUp]

This story is extremely fucked up with it's religious themes and it's Lgbt phobia, if you do not like it then PLEASE click out of it.

 

[Tablet County]

The KF frontpage headline on this reads "Hunter Avalone, breadtuber..." but makes no mention of the 8 man interracial piss gangbang that his wife tried to arrange before their split. I feel there must be a way to get a mention of the 8 man interracial piss gangbang in there.

We are Dinks, Dougalath! Check out my new Macbook! It's worse than any other laptop in every way but it's hip! Very expensive.

 

[frozen_runner]

I'm drunk autistic asexual furry age regressor AMA

 

[frozen_runner]

I got 10 free pulls for my ching chong nihao game because of this shit.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I am not on anything BRO

"I am not on anything, I just had some Christmas Mushrooms"

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Wooooooooo…. Wooooooooo

“I love you, Josh” “This is embarrassing”