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[BirdUp]

Its clearly a joke you tard

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Here's the image because you can't crosslink attachments:

 

[BirdUp]

His weapons have been destroyed; his body has been or can be penetrated. In other words, he is rapable.

 

[glass_houses]

I am sure J herself could be marked as Spam, given her pork and sodium content.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Why can’t I die from something I actually get a dopamine kick from instead of the 20th string of the Covid shot?

Fuck menthol. Total menthol death.

This could’ve been avoided if the adults in the room were not asleep at the wheel and total buffoons.

Fact check: I did NOT threaten to kill you.

Fact check: I did NOT threaten to kill you.
[Attached image shows user saying "I'm going to rape you"]

This is why we need to bring back public shaming and ridicule where it is deserved.

The major red flag here is the toaster oven.

"My autocorrect is misgendering me"

This is one of those "I hope they kill each other" situations.

Making a fat man angry on twitter is integral to keeping the various world powers balanced and the entire economic system functioning.
Not sure how, but it’s best not to question it.

I had typed out a long response to this in which I outlined the various ways that excessive adipose tissue creates physiological turmoil, including significantly impacting cognitive processes, but I think it can be summed up as follows: because he's a very, very fat retard.

She's fat, brown, and they heard she used to be a gay nigger. That's a lot of checkboxes.

It sounds like you hung out with homosexuals.

Any amount of white people will always be 'deeply disturbing' to a jew

 

[CEO of Pickles]

streamer named Racerneem rejected playing FNAC, so 'teens sent 'za to xis dad, dad called xim, then xhe started seething
full stream
thread got slid after nonsensebot woke up I'm pretty sure

^after dad called xim

"60 PIZZAS! 60 FUCKING PIZZAS! 60! THERE AIN'T EVEN 60 NIGGAS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It was honestly pretty fun for me personally, but I came there to hang out with friends, explore the less ghetto parts of Chicago and get art advice from professionals, not rape unconscious popufurs at room parties.

HRT is doing to nerd communities in the 2020s what crack did to niggers in the 1980s.

Muslims finally getting in on the gender reveal parties.

JEB! finally had ENOUGH!

Gender affirmation surgery for men is voluntarily signing up to be kicked in the balls three times a day. Forever.

Yes, but it's worth it so that you can have under-whelming penetrative "sex" with some willing wedge-penised troon (because even proper chasers don't want to fuck amholes) in an awkward position (since wound sites don't have the elasticity of a vagina, or asshole for that matter), which has been described as feeling as a "deep belly button"* by penetrative partners.

* Might or might not include hair

I feel the need to process my feelings over nut loaf.

If I was black I'd be kind of pissed being constantly compared to sissy hypno trannies.

Im eating meat, be it from animals or bankers, politicians, journalists and experts.

Wham bam, glownigger-free ham.

I've seen his blueberry muffin spotted Smurf penis in a diaper, so if anything, I'm the one at a bigger risk of an unnatural death because of this thread.

 

[3MMA]

Only the paypigs of this Sektur will see some totally normal woman and a puppy, and immediately think about bestiality.

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

If the three get together and buy a long trenchcoat, they can stack on top of each other under it and form a manlet Voltron, thus significantly increasing their chance of attracting a female due to giving off the impression of being a single man of slightly above average height.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

pass around party bottom David Hogg reeeeing up everyone's asses.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Women are just mad I won’t let them eat my feces. Understandable.

 

[PhoBingas]

I wouldn't exactly be throwing stones from glass houses if you read the Talmud.

 

[Tablet County]

Look at this sinewy grandma shit

See, I haven't the foggiest idea what the fuck you're saying here, but at a minimum I want to know generally who these 20 people are and why Michael Savage is cooking them spaghetti.

the vinesauce dino looks like he's getting head while the guys around him are looking dramatic like "finally, he's not a virgin anymore! He's ascended."

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

hasbin hotels creator is a stupid nigger

 

[3MMA]

You can tell how much Drunkieta doesn't care by how many times he tells you he doesn't care. The more he tells you, the less he cares. He totally totally doesn't care about any of the things he says he doesn't care about, because that's the lolcow rule.

 

[Law]

his account was later hijacked because he probably has the same Pokémon/rape themed password for everything

 

[The Connected Nose]

Intellectuals ruin every society they get their hands on because they're autistic and retarded and can't handle being told they're wrong.

Good lord that was a beautiful melt down, I love you assholes. Remember kids, just because you're in the autistic thunderdome doesn't mean autism is a requirement

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A completely heterosexual man probably would find it harder to masturbate to someone like Broly.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

And based on cached pages in my first Android phone, at the time of 2018 I was A: 51% female, B: felt most akin to the bifauxnen female characters when it came to goals (Kikuchi Makoto from Idolmaster, and to indicate the uncertainty of that time, Samaka Suwaro, a rare non-female bifauxnen), C: never used she/her, D: read as transfem on COGIATI, BSRI, OSRI, and SAGE, E: desperately wanted to be intersex (definitely got my wish), F: didn't want to be cisfem, G: my fursona used neopronouns, H: I wasn't fully binary either way to begin with

 

[Chongqing]

"I will punch a tree. "

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