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[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

There's like an Autistic Nuclear Fission theory that happens here.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The only hentai I jack off to has women with unrealistically giant breasts, so I think I'm safe from these retarded laws

 

[Clovis]

Everyone else is a poseur who just wants to collect funko-pops and daydream about sodomy.

 

[Tablet County]

I want to go back in time and put Marija Gimbutas in a box in the middle of the Gobi Desert.

I am poised to author and disseminate a multitude of articles on the hypothetical subject of a ‘cheese conflict’, each exhibiting a unique literary style and encompassing a broad spectrum of situations. This endeavor is intended to monopolize the discourse on cheese conflicts, such that any subsequent discussion on the topic would inadvertently echo my original works. Aspiring to dominate this niche? Be prepared to compensate me appropriately. Mild cheddar, to be precise.

where can i buy the album "nigger" by famous singer/songwriter "RACISM" ?

No one watches this. It’s background noise to hide the sound our lives rotting

Is that it?

Is that why you're here?
Because he whipped out his dick when you were nine or whatever?

A nigger steals, a white man lists his references. You are a white man, aren't you?

I'll sit through a 3 hour Maddox documentary but I draw the line at listening to Digibro being faggot for 90 minutes.

Why are geese wearing jackets anyway. Is this what my tax dollars are for.

Jafar from Aladdin was used as a mascot by NAMBLA (this came to him in a dream)

 

[Solomon Bundy]

That sad, drooping, unclosable ladymeat was indeed the face of globalism, and it was coming for us all.

 

[Meat Target]

Asian supremacists who blow up their houses because they think their neighbors are spies have more decorum than your average journalist.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

WHICH STOOL EVERYTHING??? WHAT COUNTRY???

 

[Aunt Carol]

I am as pale as they come, but my dick could pass for a Frenchman, that is the reason I don't post it all over the Internet.

 

[Pedophobe]

You don't sound quirky, you don't sound cute, and you most certainly do not sound uwu.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I hope Plaintiff Greer's cheese fails and his 2rd most productive goat is stolen by gypsies.

I hope plaintiff Greer spends the rest of his life feeling itchy.

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Gentlebastard]

Well lookie here boys, we got a nigger who's done him some book learnin' and now he's trying to use whitey's hatred of government against him.

Nice try nigger, but I'm still not gonna wash my chicken.

And seeing as there's a flag for absolutely everything where's our kiwigender flag? Are we not faggot enough to have one?

The lesson here is to not bum dogs.

And unsurprisingly to people of normal intelligence, calling some fat fucker fat is protected by the First Amendment.

When he goes into Arby's and attacks the manager, does his face flare out like on a frill-necked lizard?

I genuinely and sincerely cannot comprehend how a father who is not struggling with addiction (xitter and Krispy Kreme addictions don't count) nor debilitating mental illness (autism, narcissism, and borderline clinical retardation also don't count) would choose to cut his child out of his life.

robbing myself of primal caveman "grug love family, grug love baby grugette" happiness feels about as natural and tempting and as voluntarily cutting one of my hands off, and I'm just the asshole uncle

(It's 2023 so there are probably a lot more types of plunger now, and your sink plunger can identify any way it wants.)

He has unironically spent more time talking about his daughter getting hypothetically raped or having hypothetical abortions than actually talking to her. Like the actual fuck does one say to that?

I love to learn about other cultures on the kiwifarms dot net.

"no stalker I'm not a virgin and I have the herpes to prove it"

His life is so great he's replying to a 4 day old tweet from behind a block to a women.

She was expecting Testosterone to be like those magical potions on her hentais that can make a dick sprout from her clit overnight or something

looks like you found nulls secret reddit account, and that cheese constipation story is what made him hate american cheddar so much

Spiders and I have a truce. They can hide or live in a corner and eat bugs to their hearts content.. but come out into the world and scare me and out the window you go!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Boys and girls, riddle me this: is Portland a fucking conspiracy theory?

While eating human flesh is no doubt cooler than going to therapy, this is beyond insane.

This is one of those things that's really useless in a lot of ways, but at the same time it's pretty damn cool. Plus like several other people here, I wanna eat one.

 

[Big Nasty]

Cock destroying mum of 4 with a cunt like a burnt out fireplace.

 

[Meat Target]

"That's one strike two more strikes and we'll have to put you on a no more molesting babies improvement plan"

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Bananas out white whitey every time, in a way oreos don't seem capable of for some reason.

blackness keeps the white in

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

some cop kneels for the national anthem on an overdosing fentanyl addict's neck

 

[Tablet County]

Two nights in a row I’ve dreamt that there’s a Kiwi Farms Antarctic research station and Im living on it to cook meals for the team. I’m still not sure what the Farms needs to research down there, but in my dreams I visit an Antartican Costco to purchase bulk food and booze.

Maybe my stash of Viper crack is hitting too hard

hbomberguy has the correct take, but the incorrect body type and sexuality

The idea of people making careers out of trying to say the Alien movies are actually metaphors for sucking cock is truly absurd

God how the fuck do men like him get laid? Do they run around handing out fines to women for not letting him sniff up their pussy lips?

 

[Dr. Butt]

CM Punk is a fucking faggot.

Have sex, dude. LOL.

 

[Meat Target]

now I cannot unsee Jared Fogle in a Nazi uniform