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[Gentlebastard]

The jury should judge the man innocent or guilty solely on the basis of how big cannonball splash was.

Hands up anyone who hasn't wanted to do a cannonball in a Bass Pro pool.

And if you're not holding your hands up, you're a lying bastard.

Much like Gamergate, Buck Breaking is relevant to all topics and will be until the end of time.

I'm not thinking of it as black on black theft, I'm thinking of it as comedian on comedian theft which is more egregious.

Of course as a pajeet the first thing he thinks of when discussing bathrooms is rape, as streets are for shitting so why else would that little slut be in there

can't be trusted with technological advances beyond putting a stick into a termite mound

Of course, when Africans and Fr*nch fight each other, is anything of value actually lost?

it's hard to ignore the comedic value of someone tackling a little old lady

I am a HUNDRED FUCKING PERCENT going to hell for this.

I hope niggers flying at judges becomes a national sport.

Do your part and only buy tuna if it doesn't have the "dolphin free" sticker.

There's no way I accidentally spiked my own drink, is there? What is this timeline bro.

Well, the joke's on you, researcher, I am most definitely kinda retarded.

Breasts versus butts is one of the greatest debates since the dawn of time.

I fully expect Jack to die midstream or doing a jack on the go at some gas station, trying to hork down gas station tacos.

I had no idea that Mexico was this deep in the tranny pipeline. Good to know that while cartels control, murder and rape the people of Mexico, at least they are not bigots.

It's a lot of work trying to be the most Oppressed and Marginalized(tm) folx on the Internet.

Neat, now we can track how assblasted he gets when people talk about his horrible blood pressure by day.

The military and rape go together like wine and cheese.

I don’t really think “gay”, “straight” or “bi” has anything to do with it.

There are certain guys who will fuck anything. Male, female, kids, animals, stoma bags on a cracked out whore.

lol at that definitely single troon autistically breaking down his dating prospects by percentages. That’s definitely an L.

You're overthinking a post the agp coomer has furiously fapped to while writing

 

[JustSomeDong]

I have a date in less than three hours. I've got a bunch of mushrooms in my bag, a shirt I don't like, and I palmed half a tube of surgical lube.

Daddy's coming home.

I feel great.

 

[Tablet County]

Is that why men watch or make CP, because they're into contact sports?

I mean contact is involved but I don't think it is a sport.

Yes, but there are teams, which include pubes vs no pubes.

True but just because it has teams doesn't mean it's a sport.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Cogent is a nigger. @RACISM can back me up on this one.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Self hating white people are a uniquely evil specimen. No other race has an equivalent to that outside of some far leftist in Japan and South Korea. If I had a single bullet and had to make a choice between a self hating white person or an invader. I will make the self hating white have it.

 

[Tablet County]

Must… resist… urge to self doxx with very specific technical knowledge… can’t powerlevel… with credentials…

youre playing a dangerous game tunnel tranny
nobody is more transphobic than the mole people

Forgive me if it's been said, but this dude is literally Dilating his property

I think you're a faggot and you need to dig some tunnels.

Mad because a man in high heels can dig better than you ever could.

Look man, if the Baptist church downtown was digging a secret tunnel I’d also have questions.

Tbf I have never heard a white supremacist or any antisemite claim the Jews are the Skaven

Tunnel Jews rule!

Mario is a baptized Catholic, like any good Italian-American blue collar greaseball. He says "Mama mia!" to explicitly avoid blaspheming Mary. His signature color is red, to represent the blood of Christ. He is a tradesman (plumber) as a nod to our savior's profession (carpenter). His nemesis, King Koopa, deliberately invokes Satanic motifs in appearance and style, associated with greed, excess, and hellfire while commanding an army of unholy minions.

He spread the word of the gospel to the godless Mushroom Kingdom, saving the Toadstools from their polytheistic heathenism. The Mushroom Kingdom, in its idealized form, represents the potential to be the Kingdom of Heaven in earthly form through faith and fidelity to the word of the Lord.

Despite these Christlike parallels and his status as a hero, Mario never forgets to give all glory to the Lord and Jesus Christ for his strengths and successes.

I couldn't select just one snippet from this post. It's all good.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

There's a zero percent chance this woman ever starts behaving with any kind of decency regardless of what anyone says or does, short of a padded cell, electroshock therapy, and a pimozide prescription.

 

[stupid frog]

She looks like Fred Durst without the gotee

"Now troon in, now troon out, hands up, now hands down​

Back up, back up, tell me what ya gonna do now​

Breathe in, now breathe out, hands up, now hands down​

Back up, back up, tell me what ya gonna do now (c'mon)​

Keep trooin', trollin', trollin', trollin' (uh)​

Keep trollin', trollin', trollin', trollin' (what?)​

Keep trollin', trollin', trollin', trollin' (uh)​

Keep trollin', trollin', trollin',trollin"​

​

 

[Meat Target]

There's nothing stealthy about this fat cuckold. He couldn't sneak up on Helen Keller.

 

[RACISM]

had a downie in my sunday school for years and got a firsthand education. she was very cute and i didn't trulyy understand for many years why she couldn't be my girlfriend

 

[Gog & Magog]

Haiku:

That is a stink ditch,
It won't make you a woman,
You won't ever be one.

 

[PhoBingas]

Freeze, you Chinese overflow parking lot

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Turbulence is a myth. What you're experiencing is the pilots yiffing each other and constantly knocking into the yokes

 

[soft breathing]

Thanks bro, now the sexual tension between my shotguns barrel and my mouth is getting more intense.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Imagine Chantal losing out to someone else in a God of Farts competition.

Fuckin laughed so hard I broke into a coughing fit

 

[Kookin]

Both of her husbands have tested positive for covid.

 

[Blasterisk]

Amogus in the circumcision blood

 

[Tablet County]

>Be a musical
>all of the songs are shit

Men will literally make up a whole cult philosophy rather than admit they're gay

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Lefties love to bang kids.

"Hello, I am Microsoft SAM, please show me your butthole"

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Because when you eat your girl's pussy full of your own cum, you have that girl completely.

Niggawut