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Please stop naming your ebay auctions "100 used tampons", its very misleading and next time I will be leaving negative feedback.

$1k for internet stickers is a smrt investment.

"SIXTEEN YEAR OLDS COULD BE HERE." he thought

A good idea wasted on the feckless, lazy and black.

Yet we get pussy, and for free, so we can give money to Null.
 
Sexually aggressive male perverts do not behave like extreme low self esteem females?

Watch at least the first segment featuring the ✨artisan ice cubes.✨

This is a strange turn of events and could not have been predicted.

I have tainted your fundraiser with money made from selling anime merchandise

"A lolcow forum where we misgender trannies and call each other niggers."

I don't know why but the image of a milk bottle locked with a padlock is extremely funny to me.

I have made zero effort to look after myself beyond not smoking tremendous amounts of either cock or crack, so I cannot fathom how she has become so wizened.

One of them still uses the phrase "yuck her yum," and for that he should be thrown into a meat grinder.

In the standard trolley problem I would never pull the lever because I'm not a psychopath but in this scenario I would pull the lever before they even finished explaining the problem.

In other words, your guitar friend is a normal human being, and you are a demonic servant of Slaanesh.

it’s just faggots all the way down now

A gay man wants a masculine man, not a cross-dresser who pretends to be a woman. A straight man wants a woman, and you are not one. So congratulations, trannies, you have put yourself into a state of limbo. Too feminine to be desirable as a man, too masculine to be perceived as a woman. You are both and also neither. You are a sexless eunuch, a freak to be gawked and pointed at, an object of ridicule and mockery. The best part is you put yourself into this situation. You were warned, and you proceeded anyway. You have nobody to blame but yourself.

It's impressive how he keeps coming up with new ways to make his wife cook outside in winter.
 
This gay porn is arguably historic.

Superchats, on an "I was raped" stream?

What's this "xe/xim" shit? How about "ye/yim" so it accurately represents the chromosomes involved?

Once a cheater, always- well except in my case I only did it that once.”

社会 = Society
窓 = Window
社会の窓 = Trousers fly

They made fun of his asscrack, how is he supposed to find his pure shrine maiden waifu now (:_(

why would you ever kill yourself when the world keeps giving us such ridiculous shit

I never did anything to any one of you guys besides get mad at the fact that my name is being slandered. the dude Saying sand nigger is clearly racists also.

Imagine getting alogged by the Cartels

Hhahahah who cares about this shit ass forum? keep crying its funny to me how pathetic you are, maybe touch some grass? oh wait you cant because you are in a wheelchair jerking off to bossmanjack, good luck with your shitty ass life, ps. ''>'' this doesn't work here, try again

>calling Josh fat
>accusing him of eating pizza
>feeder references
The dude sized you up like a crackhead Sherlock Holmes and knew exactly how to cut to the quick.

There's no law stating faggots can't buttfuck each other in the Senate chambers.

She has actually been saying weird shit about wanting to fuck aliens for a while but I didn't think she woul take it this far
 
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