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[barbie meat]

"Sorry for my grammar btw, I also have autism."

 

[MrJokerRager]

The Israeli government can suck cock.

 

[Tablet County]

I’m identifying with the owner of a vegan restaurant and that’s just as uncomfortable as it sounds.

>Buy fake bacon
>Throw it at pakis

I thought every straight guy had to do a Phantom of the Opera duet when they come of age, that was the tradition.

 

[stupid frog]

the iphone was a mistake and getting normies on the internet was the worst decision tech companies ever made

 

[MrJokerRager]

Hey buddy, what type of drugs are you taking? I want some.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Once more unto the sneech.

not sure how well the lawsuit will go in the end, but if anything actually gets done because of it i'm willing to cancel my multiple patreon subscriptions to hentai games and send that money to the litigation fund every month instead if Null keeps it open and just starts suing the shit out of everyone

seeing trannies get fucked over in court is even more arousing than the most delectable of naked anime girls

It's the best Sweet and Sour in the fast food trade. McDonald's nuggets may taste like vaguely chicken flavored plastic sponges wrapped in cardboard, but the Sweet and Sour has some kind of reaction with it that makes it cravable. You'll go months without eating nuggets, and then one day, at 7pm on a weekday, you'll feel an intense longing for a 20-pack of the things. After eating it with enough Sweet and Sour to sicken a horse, you'll lay down like a sack of garbage and wonder where your life went wrong. I could totally see where someone might kill for extra Sweet and Sour sauce, if they're in the middle of one of these nugget binges.

If it can't be found, that means it's lost even it it didn't fall off.

Be aware:
A real clitoris isn't just the bit that protrudes above the surface.
A seriously fat woman whose clit is not visible can stimulate it with thigh grinding.
A mutilated fragment of penis that gets absorbed is gone for good.

So sorry Jessica.

The political machine is fueled by blood and cum apparently.

They/them can't even teach shapes correctly.

We Regret to Inform You That Chips Ahoy! Is Tweeting Like a Trans Person

 

[stupid frog]

This is 100% panic, they're realizing they backed the wrong horse and they've created a monster, and it's not because the trans shit is horrific (though it is.) The entire progressive structure journalists have helped create is collapsing under them and screaming "death to Israel" right now, and they're fucking horrified watching the diverse inclusive horde in the streets burning flags and cheering over dead Jews. Add on tensions with Iran rising and they are shit scared that people (especially whites) if made to fight or die are more angry at their problems at home than an external enemy.

Never forget what these people did to you, the lies they told. They opened the borders to barbarians, they help the invaders while our people rot in the streets, they smiled when the police beat people for going on a walk during COVID, they supported stripping people of their livelihoods for refusing to be part of a glorified medical trial, they lied and called full scale violent rioting "mostly peaceful," they send endless aid to corrupt shitholes like Ukraine while our own military stockpiles deplete and our veterans suffer, they are why shelves are bare, they are why gas, food, and electricity are expensive, they push the propaganda that wants you living in a fucking pod with no privacy or dignity, they want cars and meat banned, they want your rights stripped, they were the ones that pushed for the mutilation and sterilization of confused kids and the mentally ill in the first place, they want complete ownership and control of your children, they want your daughters to be Internet whores for porn addicted men, they wanted you utterly humiliated and hopeless... and that's only changing now that they need you to save them.

They will write more articles like this. Never forget.

 

[MrJokerRager]

A mutt fighting off a white guy and a black guy in a robbery a truly diverse country and story

 

[Jason Wynn]

If being gay was a choice, I'd be slurpin' tadpoles all day and night. Unfortunately, only autism is a choice.

 

[Positron]

 

[Useful_Mistake]

No, child."
"No, child."
"Wrong again, child."
"No, child, I am not."
"No, stalker, I am not. And no, stalker, she doesn't. Enjoy prison."
"Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. Enjoy prison."
"YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL, STALKER. YOU HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED, MANY THOUSANDS OF TIMES..."

Then he smashes through the wall because he's fat

I would not've taken "OrangeJuliusEvola" to be the kind of poster who reads girly gossip mags.

Most women nowadays are at least a little bit gay. Protip

Protip: peach soju + white womens = a good time for you penis

 

[Pedophobe]

I know its real but just seeing this in action is still quite unbelievable.

Please remove my dox I apologize

"Instead of producing a new digital golden age, what the internet gave instead was a horde of millennials with Twitter accounts and unearned superiority complexes."

"So, as long as you're not 50% German-Irish, we should be good."

Yes I'm quoting myself but it's a classic Lucas Werner quote I found racist/funny out-of-context.

"My evidence has key-loggers" is a wild permutation of "my girlfriend goes to another school"

KiwiFaggots utterly and absolutely BTFO. They won't ever recover from this burn

"It's a long long history but I basically did nothing to these people"

If you don't want to avail yourself of Canada's free MAID healthcare program, you're free to fuck off to the Onion Farms.

I'm so proud of you niggas.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I might not have had the charisma of a cult leader but I was not the boat anchor this cunt would be.

Kiwi Farms just played their favorite game and beat the shit out of them at it, on the first shot.

I WILL keep making fun of all exceptional individuals I can find and YOU WILL LIKE IT.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I actually looked that up you bastard.

"It's not a fetish I swear!" says man with crippling self-professed "serious futa addiction"

Every now and then I find a they/them on Twitter who has so successfully used fatness as a sex-determination shield that I genuinely cannot tell if they are male or female

Kudos to them, I suppose.

I have no idea how someone so seemingly shy and self-conscious could do such a stunt. Was she so badly in need of a fix of Cheetos to throw out her whole personality for half an hour?
Some things are best left a mystery.

The closest thing reddit has to actual world news is r/anime_titties. I'm hazy on the details on how the hell that happened, but I think the story is buried in this thread somewhere.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Peak JUDEOchristianism

 

[Skitarii]

I should be applauded for every shit I take

This motherfucker is comparing capeshit to the horrors the Chinese had to suffer during their genocide

You've insulted my Romani ancestors

 

[ShooterOfCum]

I can't talk shit about this in the slightest. I found a local A.I model and made 254gb of Korra porn after I first watched Legend of Korra. I jacked it until my equilibrium was fucking ruined. I did it 8 times in one day.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Everything east of Poland and north of the Black Sea is just store-brand Russia, anyway.

Wanna learn to speak Ukrainian? It's easy. Just speak Russian while having a seizure.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Forget it, Jake, it's Silicon Valley.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I started reading this thread as a heterosexual white man and now, thanks to you, I am a gay nigger