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[Black Man Underwear]

@AStupidMonkey

Worst part about random.txt is you can never just look up the source, because the searches contain any possible random KF page. lol

@Mankirk

search the random.txt thread specifically?

@Freshly Baked Socks

when i write articles, they're technically farticles because i am shitposting.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2024-03-13-david-acerthorn-stebbins-dmca-takedown-request.186272/

Please do not get any ideas about posting this DMCA Takedown Notice on your website.

 

[Brain Power]

They can go to Hell.
The real one, not the city in Michigan.

 

[BirdUp]

I couldn't stop thinking about girls. And I mean that in every sense of the word. It got to the point where I couldn't take a shower without thinking about tits or pussy.

 

[Gog & Magog]

At this point...anyone who sympathizes with Ukraine is a traitor to America.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Rings are a scam just give that bitch an apple

How are you going to explain being covered in ectoplasm and smelling of spirits, you dumb hoe?

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

The only person melting down and crying in this thread is Hatsune Miku.

 

[Giguntopithecus]

"I'm sure men that fantasize about Godzilla's dick exist, but they're bound to be the exception and not the rule."

 

[rubytintedchix]

My day today started with a video where a guy was shitting on a diner plate and my day is ending with a video where a guy is eating bunny shit. Thanks Kiwi Farms.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

THE TENDIES MUST FLOW!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wow the horse has alopecia??? This completely changed my self worth!

 

[Pedophobe]

That man hired around 400 whores just to try and convert them to Islam.

I don't know when Current Year will ever end -- if it even can end anymore.

True gaming was about being called a nigger by a 12-year-old who brags about fucking my mom and I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[eatler]

Not even one reply later and this thread is already about troon tits.

There needs to be a mutt's law equivalent for kiwi farms

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"Not placing your keys for vehicularly deficient lunchtime youths has been ruled a hate offense, which can carry a life sentence"

 

[RACISM]

"Ooh, a free speech forum that focuses on ridiculous people and comedy!"
*many months later*
"FUCKING KILL YOURSELF xXxASSBLASTER420xXx, OR SHOULD I SAY DENNIS BUTTS, 1488 BULIMIA BLVD., STEUBENVILLE OH 43952"

 

[ShooterOfCum]

honestly, he's pretty thin, could afford to eat a bit more.

 

[Cougar Pump]

I swear these people think like they’re building Lego out of meat

imagine trying to transition into a fucking dork

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If I had to wear my own poop, I would stay home and stay silent about it, too.

 

[Shard]

Yes, as a faggot, I believe in Total Female Death. I don't want competition for my fat Aryan man. Stonetoss is hot and I would have sex with him

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Personally I'm edging

 

[doodoocaca]

The path to Total Kiwi Victory will be paved with the corpses of paedophiles and their associates.