random_text.txt

[Brain Power]

im actually convinced god has given up on most parts of the world with kiwifarms being a notable exception.

 

[karz]

Nigger, you are the most upset person here

There is an unreal amount of dick sucking in this thread, for a dick that admittedly doesn't work.

A tankie that lives in a 2.2 million dollar home. I am shocked, shocked I tell you! Well maybe not that shocked.

it's not about being afraid but doxing beautiful people seems wrong.

There are some natural rules of life: beautiful people deserve better treatment and respect. For all we know she could just have been fed information by the real doxers and being used as tool to gather attention to Stonetoss' dox.

sir this is the kiwifarms.

 

[Gentlebastard]

There is a completely perfect correlation between severe mental illness and that filter that smoothes out your skin so much you end up looking like a hunk of clay with a face drawn on it.

The sides remind me of botfly maggots burrowed in skin. Why the fuck do modern architects design this shit?

Political correctness has come full circle and is now hilariously sexist.

He didn't rape a woman, apparently. He merely bonered a bonus hole.

At the current rate of progressive mental retardation, I fully expect that by 2030, it will be considered appropriate to refer to women as unholy festering gashes in a court of law, and for a judge to quite literally make the argument that, "Pathetic holes should know what it feels like to be penetrated. It is their only purpose, after all."

Britain sent all their puritans to the later USA, their criminals to Australia and their gay retards to Canada.

That is retarded and baseless speculation so of course I must agree with you.

I can’t wait for someone to leak the video of Greta thrumburg sucking off the board of BP and getting railed by AOC in the ass with a biodegradable strap on while eating burgers. I’m sure it exists.

oh fuck it let’s just get it over with and call women vaginas from now on

I'm confused. Whenever I call them cunts it never goes well.

Is it fedposting to say I want to assemble a team to go Nord Stream on the tomboy-to-incel pipeline?

God, the impotent desperation. “Why doesn’t somebody do something?! She’s saying things I don’t like!”

yeah tbh the claim of "cia does cia things at the request of the president against the usa's enemies" makes me question everything about this story

My junior high band teacher had the roundest fupa I've ever seen. It wasn't the biggest, but in terms of projection, it was impressive. There was almost no overhang to it. She kept it stuffed into her late 1990s mom jeans.

The memories are flooding back.

Real men piss toiletward from the threshold of the cubicle, hands on hips.

Shit, you beat me to it, I was already firing up Paint to make a shittier version of this.

There are medical pamphlets for knobrot that are more arousing than this

You didn't do the Ritual of the Screaming Balls? Are you old enough to be here? Did you at least do the bullet ant thing?

In the Black could be a porno or an accounting guide.

Real men lean on the wall and feel as if they could pass out from the sheer ecstasy of finally squeezing out that piss.

Kidney stone enthusiasts are weird.

A whore robbed of her creampie

 

[Turkroach Couple]

Macron likes it up le poopoo.

If you have to ask this, then you're a massive flaming faggot

Unfortunately, Canadian children are extremely ugly, so you basically have to travel to the third world to find any sexy ones.

You vill eat ze poo poo

 

[SentinentCloud]

Trump will win HAHA another Trump sucker right here are you also believing this fake scam bullshit? You're just being controlled to hate against others hate against other races by hating you're getting controlled. Trump Putin and Hitler control the sheeps by making them hate one another it's just sooooo easy and you stupid fucks just fall for it over and over

 

[Tablet County]

I disapprove of those who uwu, but I will defend to the death their right to say it.

France: Starts war.
World war breaks out.
France: surrenders.
Everyone else dies while they wave white flag.

Total French victory.

Don't make your bosses break out the rat mask.

Incels don't need therapy, they need wives.

 

[Rotollo 2]

You're too high and mighty to concern yourself with the petty dealings of mundane matt

 

[Aunt Carol]

i also have quite a few mental issues, does that mean no one should fuck me?

 

[eatler]

Lime Jell-O is up there with grape Flavor-Aid if you're making a Potluck of Infamy.

I wonder if Jell-O Corporate plays down their involvement in the Rosenberg spy case?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@MarqueeIsAFunnyWord

*reads a porn* Wow *my penis boner*

Lady liberty is probably hung as fuck

Green copper schlong swinging around

@SandyHooker

*guy screaming for help while he is being murdered* Oh dayum guyth thith taki noodleth are tho spiyucy *sharts on camera and then starts crying*

Incel? Just get a 300 lb black woman. She will suck a watermelon through a kfc straw

@Toy Soldier

bread can't eat babies

silly boy

@Le Pew

crazy is in the eye of the beholder

Spoiler: long dm compilation

Wow keep TMIing all of us! What was your cheapest fuck?

The Quality Inn in West Chester, PA was easily the worst hotel I ever stayed in. Fucking place had bed bugs.

It was your dad, he loves cock so much he actually paid me for the privilege to suck mine.

Bye gonna go shoot my dad

Seriously you are a fucking degenerate

Your dad insisted on me wearing the fursuit too, I thought it was kind of odd for a normie to do that.

I’ll see you at Anthrocon in a couple years like all the other edgy teenagers who claim to hate furries.

Meet LaQwan, our new Boss Nigger in charge of rape. He will be starting Monday. Please give him a warm welcome.
View attachment 5819507

 

[frozen_runner]

I saw the title and hallucinated that she was a nigger before opening the thread.

That's not a hallucination, you're seeing into the matrix.

As a phoneposter, I can confirm that I am retarded

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I once went to the hospital to measure my hitler particle contamination (OSHA mandate).
I breathed on the nurse and the nazi overdose was so potent she killed my jewish doctor right then and there.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

 

[Brain Power]

Turns out depression isn't stored in the balls. . .

 

[Tablet County]

Two dozen camwhores bending over carefully staged kitchen sets pretending they made the cakes in front of them does not an international movement make.

He's the feeder of the third reich

His last whereabouts were in Argentina where he attempted to start The Fourth Course.

I once went to the hospital to measure my hitler particle contamination (OSHA mandate).
I breathed on the nurse and the nazi overdose was so potent she killed my jewish doctor right then and there.

i'm convinced you're all just like nine faggots in one discord group

He's probably the nicest guy I've encountered with a swastika in their pfp

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

raped his cat while yelling out my name

He still messages me every Christmas that he will come to my place of work and rape me

 

[eatler]

I thought we were supposed to make fun of the lolcows, not become them. What gives fellas?

 

[Rotollo 2]

It seems like autists that are only guilty of being obsessed with children's media are an upper tier of lolcows.

 

[Brain Power]

Trannies are the human equivalent of pitbulls. You can feed them, home them, treat them well. But without the sign or notice they'll snap and go after you or children.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I bought a box back in the 1990s and kept having horrible "boinging" incidents