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[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

FELONY SEMEN CRIMES

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

The entire JJBA series is a leftist meme

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I thought that the answer was screaming, schizophrenic niggers. Shucks.

@SandyHooker

Can you shit and sneed at the same time?

 

[Gog & Magog]

The other guy I want to look into is Oppenheimer the thespian diamond Jew, that guy is beyond fishy. His leadership of the Manhattan project is the reason I will not discount the idea that nukes are fake.
"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." the most fake and Talmudic thing ever said.

 

[barbie meat]

I feel extra sorry for schizophrenics with hallucinations these days. Imagine having barely-controllable visions of mutant Pennywise clowns in horrible technicolor outfits licking their lips in your peripheral vision. And then step on public transit in any major city, wondering in horror why the clown is walking into your sight cone. They've never done that bef- AAAAAAAAHHH!

Spoiler: late/gay

I know I'm posting this super late, but someone just reacted to my post in this thread a couple above this one, and I got reminded of this and how fucking funny it was.

 

[Aunt Carol]

All that rage and frustration, all the shouting, it stems from a surreptitious desire for cock.

 

[Law]

Trolling used to be an art, carried out with cunning and finesse. Now lazy fuckers can't even put in the effort to play the long game.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

if you had to jack off to csam to save the world from nuclear winter, would you let the earth die?

He needs to unplug the internet, go outside, go on a run, lift weights, and never look at cat porn again before this becomes a habit.

 

[Pissmaster]

You can't ungrow breasts.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I came here to make a joke. Instead, what little hope I have for humanity has diminished further. Thanks Kiwifarms!

How do you put “Christ is Lord” and “futa addict” in the same bio of your Twitter you use to like porn?

Feels like a classic halal thread in here

(Seriously, this is the second time within a MONTH, a user on the Farms has been outed as someone
that wanted to fuck cats, what the fuck)

 

[barbie meat]

if you stupid fucking faggots ruin this most holy of threads by making it into the 16th android raptor debate containment zone, im blasting you all with a curseyehameha and then bitching to null

 

[Pedophobe]

Give him time, I'm sure he'll come up with something else that's stupid/insane.

There are several better looking school shooters and mass murderers. Save your virginity for those instead.

All the stickers in the world won't make me incorrect on this point.

 

[Murun Buchstansangur]

My deposition is apparently over 300 pages long where I said nigger to a cop over 1000 times.

I've been struggling with an addiction to drawn bestiality porn for quite some time now. Although, I've been successfully detoxing on the heinous material.
Fellow Kiwis have been giving me shite about it (rightfully) for the past few weeks. Lambasting me with names such as "Dogfucker".

 

[Meat Target]

"Blacks are food. Not friends."
-Patrick Tomlinson

 

[Gentlebastard]

I hereby introduce the "read another fucking book act"

Any time someone over age 18 refers to real life events using Harry Potter metaphors they are no longer covered by legal protections against assault and murder for the next hour.

Women typically don't become furries, they just become, at worst, vegans. Still annoying, but not life destroying.

Bangalore is abject trash, it is exactly like California. No joke Im being serious.

Harry Potter is just British Naruto.

I bet they still would've passed on "Church Chili" C-rations though. The Japanese wouldn't even feed that to POWs in Burma, it's too sadistic.

Oh wow, I get to be the well akshually woman! Thanks lads!

I'm starting to think the "we brought partners into our home" might have involved clorophorm.

to be fair if these kids were working in coal mines they probably wouldnt be trooning out and acting retarded on the internet

Very masc and androgynous black lace lingerie you have there ma’am

Are you seriously claiming the Nazis were worse than stopping a man in a dress masturbating as teenage girls change?

#stoptransgenocide #transwomenarewomen #fuckterfs #suckmygirldick

OK Mr smartypants lawyer, so raping your mother is now worse than misgendering Chris Chan? No wonder people hate lawyers.

Why did you cut off your dick if you were still just going to fuck women with a dick-facsimile anyway?

It's like the women who shave off their eyebrows only to draw them back on again. Single-digit IQ behavior.

Turns out teenage girls don't like talking about sex with their felon trucker dads

You’ve been told many hundreds of times not to mention the Birthday Paradox. Enjoy the Law of Large Numbers, stalker

Between going full "All fucking niggers must fucking hang" everytime AI is left to its own devices and AI devs having to put in the brakes and/or feed it incorrect data i sadly don't think we will ever get anywhere near anything Skynet. Our cyberpunk future will blow

While it's true, I am a racist, she had no way of knowing that based on our communications.

dear lord of course this faggot arranges books by color

 

[Meat Target]

Dr. Fauci, I beg of you, please activate the 5G towers so the vaxx nanomachines can cull the herd

 

[Rotollo 2]

Niggerjewfaggot1488 donated $2 and says, "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER."

 

[often puzzled]

just ask for attention on your main account and not your dead cat's Twitter.

 

[Rotollo 2]

This is an insane thing to put in a script about your former found family. Kinda based tho.

Who am I: Charles Xavier? Am I beaming memories of the holocaust into your head?

 

[RACISM]

One of my uncles worked at a Detroit public school and he’s still not racist. I think there’s something seriously wrong with his brain.