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[Super Mario Brothers]

hopefully the cyberbullying trannies site can relate to what I'm dealing with.

sorry for being gay guys, im gonna go kill myself

 

[Potato Burrito]

If I stabbed myself in the thigh down to the bone and fucked myself with a dildo it'd hurt similarly, because you're trying to fuck a wound open.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

its not that you are gay, you are just stupid

 

[frozen_runner]

Britain is the land of second hand embarrassment.

Spoiler: about the Pragg Snarbo plot

The Indomitable Fire Of Allah! (not available near dogs and small ugly toys)

Pull out that gock bitch, lets get to the bottom of this.

Ellen Page vanished mysteriously years ago.

Evolution was a mistake and I long for the cold deep ocean.

Just here for the inevitable shit show tbh.

I'm a pretty retarded user on this site in general but I never thought someone would be more retarded than me.

RFK help us. RFK please. RFK please no more high fructose corn syrup for the ladies. RFK please save us. RFK please. RFK please save us.

(Inb4 I am told that is a man and I should have looked closer.)

Friendzoned on the farms. Can a bigger felting even happen?

So there is this thread about yaoi mpreg.

Women should have dog collars that holographically display the amount of abortions they have.

oh god no
please no
not my darling xenophobic narrow eyes

Well, that's one way to tell the entire Internet you were kept safe from the Jews...