Piss towels, or something, idk

The Ugly One said:
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"Men are weird creatures, the best of us will clean up after ourselves sure..but somehow even those kind of men will always somehow make messes that we inevitably have to clean up. You would think after thousands of years of evolution we would know to hold the food over the plate when we take a bite of something..not over where our shirt is."
 
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RNTard said:
What point do you think this proves??? This totally beyond any doubt an entirely different scenario, I put my tampons in the bin, not on the floor. Also throwing MY discharge back in MY face is more than enough to justify having that moid arrested for assault, piss is generally sterile. You really didn't think through Blood ≠ Piss. I've stood my ground and demanded charges against a patient who threw a bellovac at me and then had to deal with the subsequent haemorrhage all while he was being combative, just because this moid felt the drain should've been taken out in the PACU??? Even after all that I was hung out to dry by my NUM, heart of a nurse and all <3
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I'm not even joking, every nurse I ever banged was a card carrying member of the Cluster B personality disorder sorority. Either emotionally labile, or cold and emotionless robots.
Fake altruism, and virtue signaling are actually narcissistic traits.
It's the fairly easy career path a woman chooses when they lack the intelligence, and drive to become a doctor. Basically in the same category as teachers, flight attendants, social workers and secretaries. Nurses do work insanely long shifts sometimes, not saying they don't work their asses off. And then on their off days they just want to relax and fuck. But unfortunately most normal men have normal work schedules that don't align with nurse's long shifts. The last one I was with got up at 3am, worked out, showered and went to work. And I didn't see her until after dinner time. The one before that worked graveyard in the ER. Nurses can be great fuck buddies, but don't expect a normal routine. That's why the dating apps are chocked full of them. They want a stable man presence, but their career choice derailed the dream.
 
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Brap God said:
You expect us to believe that some dude who is otherwise a completely normal person uses the same towel to both wipe his foreskin and the pee splatter on the ground, doesn't bother washing it and instead sprays it with deodorant? Almost as unhinged as you going into the bathroom you were specifically instructed not to enter for the most inane reason imaginable: not wanting to walk down a hallway. The normal human reaction would be to think that the plumbing is fucked there and not bother, so I am therefore more inclined to believe you're just deranged and making shit up to "own the moids" with.
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Kofi Drinka said:
Although I do question this woman who claims to hate all men and how terrible they are. But some how hooked up with the instagram perfect man. He's got it together, good job, doing the social media hobbies and yet he can't use tissue to wipe up any splash? Piss towels aren't something any man who's able to wash would use. And you don't get piss on your foreskin in any way that would need wiping. So it sounds like an angry American woman with no understanding of penises
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He could have easily been ill and didn't want her to know. It was probably serious and that's why he left her. Unhinged behavior aside, she clearly made him feel like enough of a burden by her own admission. Some possible explanations are:

1: he didn't want to put up with her shit on top of whatever he was going through

2: he didn't want to burden her with his illness and thought she'd be better off without him.

3: she betrayed his trust and humiliated him and there's no taking that back.

But her ragemourning a sick or dead partner makes way more sense than anything she's said so far. I'm just wildly speculating.
 
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Gottahavemysips said:
What a ride, there were so many pages of gender war faggotry, but I gotta say, I'm glad I stuck through, the piss towel thing has redeemed this thread.
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The Official KiwiFarms Third Gender War will be remembered fondly. There are no winners. Nothing was learned. Nothing was gained. We just all laughed at a bunch of ugly dumb bitches and the people who tried to defend them. Hey, at least it was more fun than the First War over the Hate Thread and the Second War over the DM Leaks.
 
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Netizennameless said:
He could have easily been ill and didn't want her to know. It was probably serious and that's why he left her. Unhinged behavior aside, she clearly made him feel like enough of a burden by her own admission. Some possible explanations are:

1: he didn't want to put up with her shit on top of whatever he was going through

2: he didn't want to burden her with his illness and thought she'd be better off without him.

3: she betrayed his trust and humiliated him and there's no taking that back.

But her ragemourning a sick or dead partner makes way more sense than anything she's said so far. I'm just wildly speculating.
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what are you talking about? This has nothing to do with anything I said.

When men pee they naturally retract the foreskin around the back of the head. Think of an acorn. Pee then goes from the tip into the toilet. It may go in a random direction first off but once your pee hole is opened it goes straight. When you're done peeing you shake it once or twice to get the last drop off the tip. Then if you did catch the seat you wipe it off with tissue. Your foreskin never touches the pee, it's not how peeing with a foreskin works. This is something all intact men know because they've always peed the same way and always needed to retract if it's not naturally retracted (foreskin only covers the penis head fully when it's at it's smallest). It makes no sense to any one with a penis to need to wipe the foreskin. It only makes sense that a woman making up a story about how dirty a man is would take female's needing to wipe and applying it to men.
 
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I had to wonder who the fuck this angry freak is and then I see “RN” and it all of a sudden made sense.
RNTard said:
Seriously can we just be done with this?? Have you not had you perverted enjoyment yet? Yeah I fucked up even mentioning a piss towel as some off comment on disgusting moid behaviour and it would've just been left at that had you not begged me for the full story, so as far as I'm concerned this is over, the story has been said, there is nothing else to be gained from this endless circlejerk I hope your happy moids.
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Nice meltdown
 
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If you piss on a towel and no one is around to hear it did the towel get pissed on?

Jfc what even is this thread lol. Get a job and invest in some Charmin. Unless you're a furry, you might find the mascot distracting. It's sad that even needs to be said but it's been a furry filled few days.
 
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