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[Super Mario Brothers]

hopefully the cyberbullying trannies site can relate to what I'm dealing with.

sorry for being gay guys, im gonna go kill myself

 

[Potato Burrito]

If I stabbed myself in the thigh down to the bone and fucked myself with a dildo it'd hurt similarly, because you're trying to fuck a wound open.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

its not that you are gay, you are just stupid

 

[frozen_runner]

Britain is the land of second hand embarrassment.

Spoiler: about the Pragg Snarbo plot

The Indomitable Fire Of Allah! (not available near dogs and small ugly toys)

Pull out that gock bitch, lets get to the bottom of this.

Ellen Page vanished mysteriously years ago.

Evolution was a mistake and I long for the cold deep ocean.

Just here for the inevitable shit show tbh.

I'm a pretty retarded user on this site in general but I never thought someone would be more retarded than me.

RFK help us. RFK please. RFK please no more high fructose corn syrup for the ladies. RFK please save us. RFK please. RFK please save us.

(Inb4 I am told that is a man and I should have looked closer.)

Friendzoned on the farms. Can a bigger felting even happen?

So there is this thread about yaoi mpreg.

Women should have dog collars that holographically display the amount of abortions they have.

oh god no
please no
not my darling xenophobic narrow eyes

Well, that's one way to tell the entire Internet you were kept safe from the Jews...

 

[Oliver Onions]

u_m is actively stalking me and looking at my every move to try and silence the truth

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

I still want Bryan dead. He's a fucking nigger.

 

[Brap God]

no im never going to stop being a faggot

 

[Nothing Is Written]

ferret kill count spreadsheet from user @my penis is on fire

 

[Tablet County]

What are you even saying? Is the Protogen fuck bot supposed to protect him or some shit???

 

[Meat Target]

Jews put bitterant in the antifreeze so it's not tasty anymore.

 

[The best and greatest]

This man lusts after a tag along coke whore neglectful mother who shoves whisky bottles up her ass

 

[Arrival]

free speech is censored at kiwifarms and its all so disappointing...

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's called divine right or in secular terms: "I will do what I want, what are these weak faggots going to do about it, oh right, they can't do shit."

A couple of times he tweeted really disgusting fur porn and I was just like "I can't be looking at this, my immortal soul is in danger".

Greee would be the first man to have an AI commit sudoku to get away from him.

Ya know sometimes I start typing and have no fucking idea where the hell I am going or where this shit is coming from

"Electric dildo"?? He seriously didn't know the name for it was "vibrator"? I thought he was the whoremaster! You can't be the whore master if you don't know what a vibrator is!

he found the one true trick that all deadbeat fathers would love to know. How to legally rid yourself of all responsibility of your child(ren). Probably his greatest achievement considering how rare it is (especially under his known circumstances).

They'll scan his brain and be shocked when the MRI displays what the Doctors will describe as "shredded fucking brisket."

the man is spiritually whiter than an all vanilla banana split with nothing but whipped cream

I....think he was trying to make a badass sounding threat here but it sounded more like a fat homosexual offering to share his sex toy and egging him on to see how far he can get it up his shitfunnel

Why would he admit to have erectile dysfunction?

 

[Dr. Butt]

That's the face of someone who just caught his girlfriend fucking his dad.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

His current content is filming himself screaming in pain as he pours hydrogen peroxide into his meth sores:

 

[Law]

i LITERALLY CANNOT post in a SINGLE FUCKING THREAD I ACTUALLY ENJOY. like every goddamn time i TRY to engage like a normal fucking human being who just wants to talk or argue or whatever, out of nowhere some BAN HAPPY MOD WITH A MASSIVE FUCKING SUPERIORITY COMPLEX just swoops in and BANS ME FOR ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD FUCKING REASON WHATSOEVER.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

looks like a grotesque ballsack band missing its lead singer in the front

 

[Arrival]

Somehow his dog looks just as retarded as he does. Absolute retardation behind those eyes.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

My reading comprehension is fine. You're just an idiot.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Nigger I will crush your head so hard between my thighs that you will cum in hell