random_text.txt

[Dr. Butt]

I'm not sure I'm not a necromancer but I've heard stuff.

 

[Statix_Shark]

It's almost like he's wildly retarded or something.

But we're at page 85 thanks to a fucking piss towel.

 

[Tablet County]

Mold is just the chud's version of Lyme disease.

 

[Aunt Carol]

100,000 copies of the same person, too smart to be happy and too stupid to do anything about it.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I got a job as a Java programmer with zero credentials and zero skills, simply on the strength of my explanation why my cubic zirconium ring is objectively better than a diamond. It helped that the CEO had jewelers' lights installed in the ceiling and it blazed like a billion suns when I showed it off.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

So all of a sudden we're not allowed to threaten to have people killed by cartels? This place is getting worse than Something Awful with the random senseless bannings.

 

[George Lucas]

Listen you tub of lard, I asked what was up and you threw a little hiss fit. You MAGAs are God damn insufferable, where anyone with a differing view has to wait for a happening to discuss it in some other thread, rather than just fucking talking about general politics right here in the General Politics thread.

Like sit down and shut the fuck up. We get it, you have a persecution complex after decades of helping them offshore your own jobs by shopping at Walmart. But some of us are trying to keep up with things and understand what's happening in the world. Novel idea, right?

edit: legit, we don't give a fuck about your e-daddy. there are no sacred cows in politics, just the lolcow you worship.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

apparently a website that calls people fat is a bridge too far

 

[Arrival]

Dear representatives of Lolcow LLC,

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Why do you want a Southern accent?

To whisper sweet nothings to myself while I jerk off

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Me and my foreskin are friends I’m just more anal

SO WHAT DI BLOODY HELL MI FI DO? JUS’ KEEP REFRESHIN’ MI BAN MESSAGES FI ENTERTAINMENT? WATCH NULL’S SERVER GET BIGGER AN’ BIGGER ‘CAUSE TOJI KEEP POSTIN’ DEM ANIME GIRLS WEH LOOK LIKE DEM TWELVE?

 

[Dr. Butt]

meanwhile you find a man in love with a character from my little pony or something and hell go and shoot up a neighborhood

 

[Potato Burrito]

I'll suck all the dicks and be okay with that. Because I am a sad, broken person, and sad, broken people can be sex holes, too.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

plushies are cute dicks are not cute why would i post a fucking dick fucking faggot kill yourself im going to kill you in real life you stupid son of a bitch dont talk to me like that ever again
no its not a dick

 

[neger psykolog]

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So did the leak not get archived anywhere, or is the link to it visible to all but me? Was everyone so distracted by talking shit that it got deleted without anyone noticing? Don't tell me I went through highlights of 90 pages of arguing for fuckin nothin just because I wasn't here this weekend.

 

[Hitman One]

The dimensional merge must be at hand, I find myself in agreement with Safir.

 

[Doxmatix]

You can't write strings to a file opened in binary mode in Python 3, so you can only run this in Python 2. Never forget what they took from you.

WORK ON YOUR GAME FAGGOT

Active missile strikes from the IDF half an hour away while you live in a shithole? Meh. Having to find your own apartment in Canada and get a real job? Fate worse than death.

The modern brit is the direct descendant of the women the danes deemed too ugly to rape.

The “ride or die” for her “family” spin is really working out. Unless they won’t get her ICE CREAM IN A WAR ZONE.

I'm such retarded niggerfaggot that the very coding of the Farms wants me to fuck off.

I mean, she called him "Camel with AIDS" but I don't think that was a term of endearment.

If only someone that wasn't a total retard could confirm this.

 

[Mad_Dog]

its still technically euthanasia even if it is via gooning

 

[Oliver Onions]

We can all laugh at the "need to share your passport to have a wank" memes

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

How hard is it for homos to not rape kids?