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[Rotollo 2]

For the first time in a long while I'm starting to feel Kiwi Farms fatigue.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Mr Bean sex jackass

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

You will eat ze people
And you will be happy

Another article about her penis. Nobody ever talks about his vagina

I was cleaning under my bed today and found some vaginal depth! found some more in the cupboard over the stove!

yeah family is literally so bad it involves naming a kid after Atlas Shrugged

I got some bad news for you, sunshine. That whole societal collapse thing ain't gonna work out well for your kind.

A BRITISH colostomy bag.

Full of semen and communism and meth and fentanyl and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Not graphic but they are basically a cylinder on a bird fountain

 

[eatler]

In the words of the great French philosopher
“Fellatio”-Unknown

 

[stupid frog]

lol nigga how are wheelchair attacks real lol, nigga just walk up some stairs lol just tip them out the chair lol

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

We won

 

[buying gf]

Osama Bin Laden checked some websites and found a SoFurry & a FurAffinity account.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Rozzy mentions he's mostly hairless with a small ass. After seeing Rozzy rub his cock and asshole in a rubber suit, I can verify he does have a small ass.

Hobbies include firearms, video games, urban exploration, foreskin restoration, and as pathetic as it is to admit, porn collecting (I've got a lot )

source

i saw a hobo sniffing another hobo ass

For those that weren't there, it was when people were posting feet pics as a meme. I said I was very shy about my feet but as others had posted theirs I would, but I would take the picture from far away because I don't like my feet. The spoilered picture was taken far away enough to include, well, more of my anatomy than my feet.

Why are people so obsessed with sending dick picks on this platform?

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME BACK TO PENIS WITH YOU "PEOPLE"

AND I USE THAT TERM VERY MEGA SUPER EXTREMELY LOOSELY

cat hair keeps going up my nose

 

[Gentlebastard]

YOU ARE DUMB, SATAN. STUPID STUPID DUMB.

This is unacceptable- the us is too privileged to have drag on its soil while the poor people of Palestine go without drag. I insist that the entire show be relocated to northern Gaza to show the Palestinian people their support, through the wonderful medium of drag.

There is no greater expression of hell on earth then the Washington DC suburbs.

"Look, the only people who give a flying fuck about you are deranged satanic crossdressing faggots because you're as soulless as they are."

Both sides want to kill one another and I genuinely hope they both succeed

oh doomscroling and being angry at something all the time and looking for reasons to be upset is unhealthy? you dont say .

Whoever wins, both my faith in humanity and my ribs lose.

I wish I could unread this post

Imagine being such a non-threatening queer that even when aggressive towards police, they can't even be bothered by justified use of force.

He's just proof that you don't have to be a congenital retard to act like one.

 

[Hitman One]

How about you ping me before you livestream your suicide, faggot?

 

[eatler]

I don't know where this man is from but his accent and mannerisms scream "down syndrome" and his love of DISGUSTING condiments on pizza tells me that his birth certificate should be an apology letter from the condom factory.

I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about Null here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Null, on the Internet.

 

[ShooterOfCum]

 

[Gog & Magog]

"The truth is like a lion. You don’t have to defend it. Set it free and it will defend itself."
- St. Augustine.

 

[glass_houses]

"I ate my twin sister in the womb. I devoured her ovaries. She wanted you to know."

 

[NyQuilninja]

When I play Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga (which I almost never play) I sometimes like to become Darth Vader in the Mos Isley Cantina hub world and find random women and blacks to force choke repeatedly, making sure to avoid killing them until I'm bored. I can't remember if you can choke the wookies and ewoks but if so then I definitely do that as well.

@catphuckers

 

[Tablet County]

Just remember to make your posts that start with "it would be funny if someone" instead start with "it would be funny if someone from the OnA forums". Thank you

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

any appendage can become an erogenous zone if the developmental trauma is real enough.

 

[Harm]

well, me personally, since when i was a teen i came to the conclusion that if you jerk off the animal drawings you must be retard

its not that deep

 

[NyQuilninja]

When I play Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga (which I almost never play) I sometimes like to become Darth Vader in the Mos Isley Cantina hub world and find random women and blacks to force choke repeatedly, making sure to avoid killing them until I'm bored. I can't remember if you can choke the wookies and ewoks but if so then I definitely do that as well.

@Cat Phuckers

Child Gulags it is, then

 

[vomitusdeux]

I don't actually have a child. Made up the child and having a husband bit a while back so I wouldn't come off as pathetic for buying Amiibos.

Forgive my ignorance, but I better be getting selfies with Twilight Sparkle herself for those prices.

I knew you were part poof when you ordered that vegan sausage roll. Backs against the wall lads.

The Annoying Orange guy's forehead is a travesty.

a retarded-looking pickaninny named Flontavis Jamal at the school. giant fat black mom pronounces it, "Fluntavius"

Paul Smenis caught me on his property.
He saw me trespassing his real estate.
He reached in his pocket for a pistol.
He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind!

Paul Smenis beat me to a pulp!
He gave me a yell-down war hell ride!
He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off his real estate.
He gave me five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rocky road!

At 10 o'clock PM, I drove my Bronco back to Paul Smenis' real estate.
I jumped over his fence after dark.
I picked up a brick and shattered Paul Smenis' window pane.
Paul Smenis sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol!
Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O.J. Simpson!

I legit feel sorry for the poor misguided soul who gave Chris a jail Bible thinking it could get him to straighten up and abandon all his tranny goddess bullshit. Whoever did it most likely gave it to him along with saying. "Boy! You need Jesus!" All Chris heard in that warped little peanut brain he got was. "You need to become Jesus. "

You sound like a Democrat trying to legitimize a Trump-era poll.

Oh God that must be what's caked onto his penis.

"your post was so cringe hitler ordered you to the gas chambers"

Others think microwaving fish in an open office is perfectly fine.

"Is that horse reeeeally gonna rape me? His name is Rape Horse. Well I'm gonna let you in on a little secret: YES!"

Can they say "nigger" and "tranny"?

Taconiggers.

Fingers crossed they self immolate in front of the Israeli embasy, in their fur suits, maybe that'll get their point across.

Have you got anything without Spam?

Well, the Spam, eggs, sausage and Spam, that's not got much Spam in it.

I don't want any Spam!

One of those consequences is having countless people read my posts while visualizing her and Chris, permanently etching traumatizing morbidities into their memories.

Turns out we have both the most profligate neg-rater and the most sensitive neg-receiver in the very same thread, the one that exists because of your bullshit. Congrats all round.

What are we, 10? Stick a gold star on your head then go play in traffic kid

Complained about me negrating her once, so I decided to just negrate her autistic instead of calling her autistic.

Yes he posted feral hentai in my pm chain. The scat roleplay club has no place for such degeneracy.

Oh my fucking god is this monkey chode really impersonating the Tanzanian police now?

Oh no! There’s a furry in Animal Control! Whatever will they do!?

Excuse me? Bring me your mom then I’ll show you how much of a big dick I have when your mom leaves your dad after I fuck her. I’ll get your mom a new daughter.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who wants ethically sourced horse cock

"An antisemeric anti no-fap 19 year old crossdressing top"

It's like finding a very confused gay big foot in your closet, no crossdresser is anything but a bottom.

The fuck is fictopedophilia?

This has to be the most fucked up retarded shit, a site for torture porn about small stupid animals getting politically correct. These dumb faggots need to neck immediately.

Yeah, but being fair, Dr. Furter is a legit sex god from the stars with (debatable yet understandable) morals, not a mentaly ill 19 year old coomer.

Don't worry, you're fighting with the ((()))'s against the ((()))'s!!!

My feels are hurt when my porn about raping semi-sapient hamsters to death sadistically has slurs in it! Can't we just rape animals to death without mean words?

whats currently known about @PoweraHuskCryon
-real first name Alex
-19 years old
-born November 29th (given on multiple sites)
-wants to rape cats and his sister
-fat
-troon
-asukafag

Drawing contains a Jew and therefore belongs in the oven.

You appear to have suffered from Parkinsons while adding the monologue.

If you like "undies" then I've got just the obese transgender pedophile furry vtuber for you!

"and then i cut his balls off and he shat everywhere" for the millionth time is something to deeply think about.

You missed the part where I told him not to put it in his asshole (glorious Chinesium will give him ass cancer)

It took me a solid minute to understand what I'm looking at here, but I'm ~85% confident it's a depiction of a furry getting vored/unbirthed into another male furry's nipple, and pushing against the inside of his pecs.

I admit it, my Fursona is an underaged Tapir wearing a diaper.

do you think that maybe all caps large font freakouts at him are going to
a) scare him off with the impressive might of your rage, or
b) give this elderly homosexual with anal seepage a stiffy and keep him regging accounts forever?

First step is to kill yourself

Holding out for a big ol NIGGER

When you effectively wrangle a Tismo they can do great things, but their talents are being wasted on focusing where they're going to piss.

Imagine trooning out so hard you give yourself Down Syndrome.

Looks like you drank too much aspartame soda from the vending machine to be quite honest.

Who does Alan think he's kidding here, he's very open about being a bottom bitch for his Mistress Tiny Kong.

Your only purpose on Midgard is to ERP with me. You are fat, old, and lonely with no other purposes. How am I "generally unlikable and annoying" bitch‽ YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER IF I AM SUPPOSEDLY UNLIKABLE AND ANNOYING, YOU KNOW THIS FOR A FUCKING FACT, YOU GODDAMN CUNT.

YOU ARE ALSO A POOF, YOU LITERALLY HAVE UNREPENTANT ANAL SEX WITH OTHER MEN. WHEN THE DAY OF THE ROPE OCCURS YOU'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO GO, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS ANIMAL. YOU HAVE CREATED A SWORN ENEMY OF THE SHADOWS WHEN IN THE PAST THERE WAS NONE. YOU HAVE FUCKED UP. FUCK SLAUGHTER TOO, GODDAMN CUNT.

GOOD RIDDANCE.

me, myself, am glad i do not engane in unrepentant anal sex with other men.