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[Jonah Hill poster]

Countercountercounterpoint: Your account is less than 4 years old, and you have over 33 thousand messages, which is tremendously gay.

Gaze upon the majesty of my e-penis and despair.

 

[Cougar Pump]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-18000018

 

[Harm]

"I'm a fucking retard your honor! I'm so retarded I did not know how things work! Now here is me, the poor retard, filing a cited Rule 60 motion for excusable neglect! So retarded!"

 

[MongInTheMirror]

Cry Sneed, and let loose the slobbermutts of total retard war!

 

[Feline Supremacist]

One eye looks at you while the other eye searches for Jewish ass to eat

 

[Aunt Carol]

The universe provides cats. It's one of the only things it's good for.

Chocodiles are dead? FUCK!

 

[eatler]

“Question, did Lidl promise that you can snort adderall off her fat rolls or do you have to put on the dress first.”

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

what if im hungry to bang some monkey ass ATHEIST

What's the point of gambling if you can just go to pixiv and watich their cunnies getting pounded for free?

But deep down, they would be willing to murder their whole family with their own teeth and nails as sole weapon if that meant having any sort of interaction with a legit Human Girl ©

 

[macrodegenerate]

That isn’t answering the biggest question I have - how does a pooner bunny hybrid find themselves in the military???

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Actual gay anal sex is LESS gay than fucking a troon in a stinkditch.

 

[BirdUp]

God bless and Jesus loves everyone God is awesome and He makes beautiful and wonderful masterpieces He is a loving Father who is here for us. God loves us so much that He gave Jesus to save us from our sins by dying on a cross taking our punishment, putting His righteousness on us, and rising from the dead so we can go to Heaven when we repent, believe in and follow Jesus. Jesus is King of kings, does anyone want to know Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior?

 

[glass_houses]

Stephanie: "I'm so spooky. I'm a nasty satanic pervert who ought to be feared. Look at me with a troon flag up my ass. I like to publicly write and defend porn about fucking animals and kids. I have no money. I can't pay my rent. I brag about having multiple mental illnesses. I have sex all the time...for pretend, with ghost of a steroid porno version of Jeffrey Dahmer, a pedophile rapist cannibal. I demand the state recognize how disabled I am and support me. Here are my hairy testosterone boobs. I groom kids. I can't get a job. I'm a total outsider. LOOK AT ME"
Pet store: uh....yeah, no cat for you
Stephanie: *shockedpikachu.jpg*

 

[Meat Target]

As if ayyrab princes in Saudi Arabia aren't paying models to shit on their chest.

As if Indians aren't world renown for mildly sexually harassing women.

As if Japan isn't...Japan.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It’s a conservation area. We have one very near me and if you paint your door a non approved colour the council with send the spetznaz out to make you paint it something approved.

Hey there poly fam! When my husband fucks other women it's obviously super duper fulfilling and wonderful for me and great for our relationship. If I didn't enjoy this, I would be a total prude! But how do I get over my feelings of hurt, anger, revulsion, and disgust when my husband fucks other women?

Not even reddit jannies, the lowest form of life in the known universe, are retarded enough to invest in reddit. As a wise man once said; lol, lmao.

"I love my open relationship! It's so heckin wholesome sharing my partner with other people! But I have a question: when does the compulsion to slit my own wrists go away?"

The more I age the more I realize that kids should just not be allowed to access the internet. At all.

I got groomed over ICQ, so agree. Fucker made my teen self believe bestiality is ok, and only my innate homophobia saved me from whatever else shit he would have taught me.

I still tend to think bestiality is more widespread than it is...I thought that about all the degeneracies as I also got exposed to Clive Barker and de Sade before I saw any normal things.

Netflix has nothing on the Farms and its collection of spergs.

Remember, this all started because this idiot paid 5K for the privilege of ruining his life with this twitter addiction.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Bargain Bin Laden

how do you feel about being called a worthless nigger slut as I fuck you with my bwc?

you won’t be able to speak with my twelve foot albino snake down your throat

 

[Asian tech support]

I can confirm that asian girls bang furniture.

 

[Tablet County]

I knew she wanted to fuck serial killer ghosts, but I didn't know she also wanted to rape cats.

i wanted to post something but i got angry, here have a kitten instead

"woman gets put in charge, entire universe collapses in upon itself"

Yes. They irritate a cow for fun.

We fight against many cows just to survive.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

I dare you to try and open something in my name, my credit score SUCKS.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

What's the matter bitch tits? I thought you wanted everyone to know.

 

[vomitusdeux]

What does penis taste like, btw? I never had one in my mouth

Druids would have drowned you in a peat bog for being a faggot, not looked to you as an oracle.

A happy woman is clean and doesn't remove cum from its mouth. If your wife is removing and spitting out the cum from its mouth it means that it's stressed. In the case of this thread, you should give them a cum bath and put it in its cage.

Please explain to me why I as a straight man should favor a faggot over a woman.

Sir, you are the object of the thread derailment because you can't stop acting like an attention-seeking faggot. Have you not noticed that everyone here is getting along and staying on-message in the rare downtimes between you showing up to demand everyone stop what they're doing and look at you running around like a retarded faggot and dribbling all your dirty pozloads down your chin.

she wanted her face to be INVADED by the aforementioned phallus from Sonichu's Maker...to suck on Chris Chad Cock with her lips and tongue and gums and buccal mucosa and saliva...until the pleasant stimulation caused white warm Chris Chad Cum to ERUPT into her welcoming mouth

I can't read the other parts, it makes my eyes water but not because I'm sad.

I bet I could get the truth out of Flutters. WITH MY PENIS!

As a woman who had a crush on Chris, I am happy that he found love. Let’s hope it’s genuine. Everyone deserves love.

So Chris fucking Barb is inspirational now?

i require you to calm down and do not be mean to your gay friends

it is my plan to survive the changing tides of the Farms, i will pretend to be a catboy so i can keep posting

It's because @Just A Butt is a NIGGER

Well, she likes getting her ass eaten. That's one point in her favour.

Previously I would have settled for castration but trannies have clearly demonstrated that castration is ineffective.

Did your love for him end when you realized you can't blender his genitals because he's already done a fantastic job of doing that himself?

Quirkiness is one thing, but fucking your mother is a whole different level that is beyond just that.

I'd imagine living with pre-barbussy Chis would suck. He'd play video games all day, won't eat nothing but mcdonalds, his crooked penis would hurt you during sex, he doesn't work and can't cut off the umbilical cord. You'd have to live with him and sleep in the hoard while the bedbugs bite you at night. You would have to protect him all the time from trolls and I'd imagine that would be exhausting.

Some people are into feet and cake farting, there's bound to be someone attracted to any awful quality. There are no lines in love and degeneracy

You only engage on repentant anal sex with other man, right?

Says the guy that literally wants to fuck dead animals.

I wonder if he knows you can't date a cat

this guy is only 35 but looks like a 60 years old man with grandchildren. i'm assuming this is what zoophilia and goonery does to a man's appearance.

that's what I did when I was IP banned for vandalizing "the coffin of andy and leyley" wiki

THE MOID HIVEMIND DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION. PLEASE REPHRASE, CLARIFY OR NARROW DOWN YOUR QUERY.

My advice for girlies would be to give consent every time you get raped so it’s no longer rape but then I realized men have this problem too.

Wagie wagie
Get in cagie
All day long
You sweat and ragie

This sounds like something that you would find on one of those digital notepads while sneaking around a warehouse in Cyberpunk 2077.

Curiosity got the best of me so I played through this. Yes I do have an incest fetish.

i like bees, they are much nicer pollinators than flies or chinese people climbing trees with feather dusters

I don't know, I like mixing in "cunt" into my insult vocabulary because it's nice, it's meaty, it's punchy, but the issue starts when you like it so much you only use that one word. You start sounding like a kid that just figured out a swear word. Even in Snatch "cunt" was spoken only three times throughout the entire movie, while "fuck" and it's variations had 131 occurrences.

The sketch concludes with the mom pushing the kid into the shitty bathtub (off camera).

Yeah but Pedophiles don’t like to molest the chubby boys.

Aborting every single one of you whinging losers into the center of the sun is the correct answer and I am drawing closer to it all the time.

And I'm here because some nigger that had facial features of Josh but black and with puffy fish lips have stole my pfp!

There's no homosexual gangsters in the room.

Why do @ hate @

@ on @ violence is a scourge on de community, WE NEEDS MO STICKA POINTS FO DEM PROGRAMS

You’ll own bugs and you’ll be happy.

Bug ownership is White supremacist. You'll rent the bugs, goy.

NO NO you are doing it all wrong. start again the other way
else youll become Feminist Radical Excluded Tranny

fapping to drawings of animals truly messes with ones head

he's not going to furry heaven he's going to furry hell

There is no furry heaven because there is no furry God

!!OK GUY SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLAND!!
I´m not glowing and I´m cool, Guy´s & Girl´s cheer me up pls

The World's First Trans Clinic was founded by a Jew in Berlin!

There certainly is a lot of mexican and black Lego people.

Babe, wake up, a new racial slur just dropped.

Send these Leggers back to Legoland.

Legoland isn't sending their best. Build a wall and make Spyrius pay for it.

It's all ogre now.
-unnamed nigger arrested after decapitating the troon he was about to rape before noticing his erection

California state racism level improved!
New racial slur unlocked

Mini-figga
Mini-figure (with the hard r)

The next time I see a pooner in the locker room I'm going to stand really close to them with a semi chuband trim my pubes my maintaining eye contact just to assert my fucking dominance.

With seven kidneys, I'll be indestructible.

If I ever get arrested in California, who do I have to pay off to get the Shrek head?

And maybe don't be a grown ass man fiddling around a ladies' locker room.

When they start rounding up Kiwifarms posters will they replace their faces with the slobbermutt?

you maced a random troon in the face at a pharmacy?
based if true

Did AT&T also falsely claim that your old friend sexually assaulted you? Did AT&T force you to go after barely legal jailbail girls? Peak chibi morals