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[Tablet County]

I'm partial to a total craniotomy if only because I'm all but certain all we would find inside his skull is a solitary drawing of his 5 year old genshin waifu.

The Abyss do indeed stare back sometimes

Ana is NOT fat and i MIGHT have sex with her

"THIS IS BULLSHIT! OF COOOOOOURSE NO TRANNY IS GOING TO BE GREASIER THAN ME! OF COOOOOOOURSE!"

he began slathering himself with bacon grease and wouldn't stop writhing across the floors of the TYT studios like a petulant slug

Ben Bova's The Duelling Machine, 1969
>prediction: killing someone in VR will psychologically break them or even make them die IRL
>reality: killing someone in VR just makes them call you a nigger

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

No one out-greases the Chunky Yogurt, you fucking understand me? NO ONE!

 

[Meat Target]

There are not enough beatings in the world to cure such disorders.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I haven't thought about Lena Dunham since I found out she liked shoving rocks up her sister's pussy and googled her. Talk about an ugly woman who didn't age well.

One of my family members is a verified homo

"Why is that difference material?" It's literally your fucking job, you concrete eating retard.

you shouldn't turn off the ability for retards to give you free money

Ladies and Gentlemen and that jailbait discord twink I invited to the farms last week...

I don't think Hitler would be that good of a streamer or content creator.

Goebbels, on the other hand, would be a fucking powerhouse. Can you imagine what that guy could have done if he had access to AfterEffects and happy_merchant.png ?

Indian women might be mistaken for being quiet, but really they are just happy you are not raping them or cheating on them with a goat.

thats one of the few things i do like about her; that and her crazy eyes. she really does look like a woman that would chain a man up to a radiator because she thinks they're in love

She looks like an advocate for sensible cannibalism

Stop smiling, I don't want to see your war crime of a mouth.

I've come to accept that words simply don't have meaning anymore.

Please ask your wife to keep us updated on the downfall of her crazy friends.

Holy shit how have I just now discovered this thread is a thing

The stories I could tell

Don't cocktease.

Surprisingly self aware? Or so oblivious it circles back?
Horseshoe theory is real guys

If my first name was a variety of cheese, you bet your ass I would milk it for all it's worth.

yeah i'd bet you'd milk it. Skim all that profit. Really embody the cat with cream on it's face. Cheese everyone off as you rake in that cheddar.

She would look at someone on their deathbed from AIDS, literally wasting away in front of her eyes, and she would insist she's somehow still more immunocompromised than them.

Picture of Patrick Sean Tomlinson about to build Adirondack chairs using the corpses of school teachers, 1989 (Colorized)

 

[LurkTrawl]

There's nothing that unites humanity more than our ability to be complete ass holes to each other for no reason other than our own entertainment.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Many white women have beautiful faces, nice bodies, and lovely vaginas.

 

[BirdUp]

I've come to accept that words simply don't have meaning anymore.

 

[Just A Butt]

It even comes in different colors sometimes. (Yes men, it changes colors. Google it.)

 

[GunCar Gary]

>be German
>eat shit

 

[Aunt Carol]

They're God's perfect eating machines, capable of destroying any processed carbohydrate on sight.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Meanwhile famous kiwis were being “I can’t use Brave I can’t browse the web without the fat cock of Google Chrome deep in my ass!”

 

[Golden Bat]

My heart and cock are both rock solid. You can't damage me

 

[stupid frog]

"You're mentally unstable!" shrieked the tranny, as he severed his penis with a butchers knife.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Gog & Magog

WARNING: STRAY PENIS FLYING AT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILES AN HOUR

 

[Doxmatix]

Apologies, I will pay the local crackhead to film me while I disembowel myself. The video will be sent to you in 24 hours.

Because faggots rape and molest children, and adorning them with rainbows marks them as a sacrifice to moloch.

Maybe a breast milk drinker pride T-shirt or the words 'Rape' in rainbow colors over their logo?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Why do you have a personal favorite Amazing Atheist fetish video

 

[Aunt Carol]

I just don’t like that there’s… so many genitals…

 

[often puzzled]

I’m not a fat cripple and I don’t go on cruises so I can’t be sure on the fat cripple stateroom shower situation, so don’t quote me on that.

 

[Hitman One]

What is a vagina, some kind of a front hole?

 

[Spud]

Now my breakfast, as well as my respect for women, is utterly ruined.