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[Phoenix Connexion]

FYI I'm only half-homosexual

 

[Aunt Carol]

I keep waiting for her to come back to posting publicly about her health but every time I peek in it's ''donate to build bomb shelters in Israel" or war updates. Man I just wanna know if your head fell off yet.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

If sex isn't a game, then why do I constantly win at it? Sounds like you've got a loser mentality.

Most of them aren't really even conniving. They're just... kind of lost, but on the level of having no idea if they're supposed to be people or not.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

She was also reddit personified - obsessed with star wars and craft beer, had an elizabeth warren tattoo on her thigh, her dissertation was on microaggressions.

 

[Pedophobe]

Yet here you are, posting bullshit.

These are all horrible fucking people.

The kiwifags have lost... It's over bros.

Her housekeepers should be getting hazard pay.

 

[Oliver Onions]

My best guess is that he is misusing the power of a Subpoena so he can jerk off to a video of a woman talking to him.

 

[Phoenix Connexion]

Dale Earnhardt was a fucking lolcow and the concrete wall that killed him should be doxed for poop touching.

 

[Meat Target]

A year ago none of these people even knew each other and now they’re all destroying each other’s lives

This is why it's important to maintain a healthy understanding that there arent really good guys in this shit show and everyone is just varying levels of awful.

This whole saga is like watching two retarded hobos fighting each other to the death over who gets to be King Cuck of Cokewhore Mountain.

Of course making people see Kayla naked against their will should be illegal, fucking duh.

don't these people have kids?

I can't imagine having any one of these people as parents

 

[Asian tech support]

I fucked @Vingle's mom and he was so mad he turned gay

 

[PositiveMonk]

This is a site about learning how to operate a kiwi bird ranch, we just get a bit sidetracked sometimes.

 

[DootSkeleton]

Alright let's commit election fraud chat

- Null, 8/30/2024

 

[Xarpho's Return]

You can put 1.2 miles of kids in front of a freight train and it’ll pulp every single one of them but we all know how stupid that sounds

 

[Stock Footage]

Dale Earnhardt was a fucking lolcow and the concrete wall that killed him should be doxed for poop touching.

 

[Meat Target]

My condolensces to the worms who will get addicted to drugs feasting on your yeast infected remains.

 

[Tablet County]

All Blockland Forums users are obviously also on KF, Null is just hiding them from us in his super secret Blockland board, and they meet every week to decide the future of KF

 

[Aunt Carol]

In reality it would be more like wearing a weird secret hat on my crotch.

 

[Gentlebastard]

just like the word nazi, incel has lost all meaning to it.

Tim continues to doubt Ian's magic powers to control the weather, much to his peril

Quasimodo is a true friend; trannies ain't.

This is a full grown adult living at home, and sad mommy won't buy him a bra.

I am surrounded by miscreants, criminals, weirdos and idiots but it’s obviously all of them who are at fault.

Today's word is ultracrepidarian n. A presumptuous someone who has no special knowledge, or any particular knowledge, of a subject but who expresses an opinion, often a strong opinion, about it.

Call me heartless, but the very first things I noticed were the typos and lack of proper punctuation. You think you'd proofread a suicide note given it's your last impression on Earth, but what do I know.

People don't dislike people interested in history or ww2.

What they dislike is you blocking the condiments aisle dressed in thigh highs and a wermact helmet.

Look at this dysgenic freak.

Jesus tapdancing Christ in a pole, that is a fuckin lot of salad dressing, even by fat Murican standards.

Anything you say can and will be used to incessantly mock you on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

I came out to my parents. They are homophonic

 

[Laburnum]

Archive these bitches. I will crip walk right into court and take more money LOL.

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[Instant_Pot_User]

Starmer has blown through his honeymoon period like Russell Greer in a whorehouse

This is a site about learning how to operate a kiwi bird ranch, we just get a bit sidetracked sometimes.