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[MongInTheMirror]

"I cut my own dick off, I'm a drug addict, I'm drunk every waking minute, I'm unemployed, I have panic attacks and I'm a pedophile. Now let me explain to you why my ideas about society are better than yours."

I was extremely disappointed not to be asked "are you Jump Jet Fanny" by Surrey Police during their fol de rol.

I was ready and waiting with "My twat's not a Hawker Siddeley, officer"!

Are British people naturally this abhorrent or does a steady diet of alcohol, petty crime and cheddar mutate them? Would a British child raised in for example Spain or France grow into a normal-looking adult?

When your sleep paralysis demon misgenders you: this week on A Haunting

If some stomping butter toothed cyclops acted as embarrassingly in heat as Anna, flashing her labia with her locked knees spread eagle, asking my guy to zip her back tits into 500 SHEIN bikinis, I'd feel like I was letting a special needs person molest and drool on my husband.

People don't dislike people interested in history or ww2.

What they dislike is you blocking the condiments aisle dressed in thigh highs and a wermact helmet.

But when it's a crocheted penis, it's so manly that you forget all that shit.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I appreciate you googling that because I got as far as opening a new tab to do so before I stopped to reflect on the fact that actions have consequences and I already get enough bizarre targeted advertising because of this site.

 

[BirdUp]

Do you have fucking aspergers???

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

She'd look super cute butt ass naked with a spreader bar in my !!!!!ALL NEW!!!!! White Race Traitor Piece of Human Shit Public Spectacle Slave Market.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

for, as long as but a hundred of us remain online, never will we on any conditions be brought under globohomo rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom – for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I like boomers. They give me free candy when I'm nice to them. Maybe if you were nice to them, they'd give you free candy too.

He drives like a spoiled rich kid on the road and acts like the people he rams into are the stupid ween-defending assholes.

 

[Spud]

considering how often stuff like this happens I've been mulling creating an Indian rape mega thread. Would there be any interest in a thread like that?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Does anything scream down bad like having to pay to fuck a sex toy that is being shared between who knows how many potentially STD carrying Africans?

>tfw you get AIDS from a communal sex doll in an African brothel and you spent your family's monthly food budget for entry

Oh, it's this OnlyFans tranny! The same one who had a mental breakdown when his TikTok got banned, and will likely get an STD in his eye from all the cum loads he takes to the face

>Implying Kiwifarms users are people

I'd give you a dollar to go to New York to get a rat to gnaw off that fucking mole.

 

[Day of the Cope]

Wait are you a furry? Your pfp screams furry, and a small one, are you trying to lure kids with that pfp, yeah you totally are of course, I'll be on your ass.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Well that’s an ‘are you on glue?’ moment if ever I saw one.

Aren't autistics supposed to be obsessive and super-dedicated to their fixation? Why is this website so half-assed?

 

[Tablet County]

Save the loli pretty much said what I would have.

Awesome another Eddie Riggs thread this is the perfect place to post traditional Argonian recipes

I propose we make a thread on your mom and Bossmanjack's relations with her.

I like boomers. They give me free candy when I'm nice to them. Maybe if you were nice to them, they'd give you free candy too.

Imagine being so fucking retarded that you'll believe literally anything said by the fag globohomo media, that you yourself proclaim to not believe.

Hopefully we will not hear of him dying from silicone injections in to his balls.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I try to go on Reddit whenever I can't use the farms and theres always just a fucking horde of retarded political/cuck porn fanfiction for the first 3 pages of the front page.

 

[highly regarded 420]

One day I will be a sex torture demon in Hell. Ellen will touch my penis and I will rape the trolls in Hell.

 

[Doxmatix]

Much like he destroyed his marriage. However, much like his marriage, the evidence and how it will be used against him is still extant in the legal realm.

Her Mothers pergina must look like a thankgiving turkeys asshole

So why get all dolled up and risk Allah's wrath when you've got nowhere to go?

 

[Gog & Magog]

why the fuck are norwegians making commentary on our country? have any of these devolved vikings with no vitamin-D ever been here?

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

OnlyFans whores are ruining the entire fucking world. If you are on OnlyFans you are worth less than shit to me. Whores deserve nothing. I pray that God exists if only so whores will burn in hell.

Idk how to put the link in the quote, so here.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I'm busy, can we just say we had the pages long argument without having it? Much more efficient.

Be interesting, entertaining or autistic. Just don't be boring.

Good luck exiting with your wallet and your anal virginity.

a massive tunnel complex and a years old gardening grudge

So, are APA citations haram now?

also a situation involving a death in our family and a casserole dish.

Do not feed the kea.

I'll pray for your soul. And that you get better material.

The cosmos has made a lot of people very unhappy, and I think its creation may generally be considered a bad move.

I Am by the grace of his Hole enlightened to understand that true gender is current mood paired with a slur that really resonates.

Toaster is best waifu

The plan is Jonestown, not Dresden.

 

[Tablet County]

"ABLOOBLOOBLOO!!!! MY SON THINKS IM A THIN SKiNNED FAGGOT THAT GETS MY ASSHOLE BLOWN OUT!!!! ABLOOBLOOBLOO!!!"

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think I saw some Transformers fucking in a ditch by the side of the freeway the other day. The CHP and fire department were there watching. I drove by too fast to see if anyone was cranking it, but I assume they were.

 

[glass_houses]

I have the dubious distinction of being both a Dickhead and a Cockhead.