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[Pedophobe]

Autism! Probably 97-98% pure!

You want grammar sperging, I'll show you grammar sperging!

Innies are preferable but it's all good either way.

"The only thing he was wearing, as he ploughed my wife, was a yarmulke and his socks."

 

[LurkTrawl]

Can we fucking stop talking about Captain Planet? Jesus Christ, I get a post now and then, but it's been going on the whole weekend.

 

[Syzyg]

i find genuine belief of the abrihamic dety to be delusional on the same level as trannies beliving that castration is a sex change

 

[Giant Kozaky]

pls correct my drunk spelling first

 

[glass_houses]

pls correct my drunk spelling first

Just own your mistakes like a fucking adult, you edgelord tard.

 

[Pedophobe]

pls correct my drunk spelling first

But that's what makes it noteworthy.

 

[Giant Kozaky]

Just own your mistakes like a fucking adult, you edgelord tard.

i dont see my opinion as edgy, i just think belief in the metaphysical is delusiona;l

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Spotted a man dressed up as a Knights Templar. “To expose Scientology”

He has a gay porn doppelganger and gets extremely upset whenever people bring it up.

When people started to regularly post about MLP on /co/, I thought it was a goof. Then the spamming started and I thought it was a troll. Then they got their own board and I wasn't laughing anymore.

Asian women are good unless they are Japanese because of the crying thing(?).

I hate it. I also like it a lot.

 

[BirdUp]

I hope you enjoy Satisfactory, friends.

 

[Gentlebastard]

There isn’t a rainbow sticker big enough for this.

"So, I wonder aloud again, has he considered maybe not barging into conversations like some hypertensive Kool-Aid Man?"

"ABLOOBLOOBLOO!!!! MY SON THINKS IM A THIN SKiNNED FAGGOT THAT GETS MY ASSHOLE BLOWN OUT!!!! ABLOOBLOOBLOO!!!"

We're reaching lack of awareness levels that shouldn't even be possible.

I like microplastics!

nanoplastics are the new thing to consoom, honestly.

Buck-broken by soy, loneliness and the lack of a father, ally brainwashed by Globohomo, or just very fake and gay OMC as usual? You decide.

I wish I could go back in time to before I clicked on that link.

The way he sticks his tongue out before shovelling the beloved meat in to his gullet belies his phallic desires.

he's already failed the Turing test, and is possibly the only human being to do so

 

[TheRetardKing]

Please don't touch my Willy Chris

 

[highly regarded 420]

I will rape all of kiwi farms and OP's mom.

 

[Doxmatix]

The guy worked for the IRS. There is no justification for that, period. Anyone who ever thought this retard was anything other than a satanic goblin is delusional.

"They are united by an over weight, middle aged, failing, alien creator"

"This gave the Kiwi Farms users everything they needed, and soon the culprits were fully doxed, including their cat."

This may be the first documented photographic evidence of stink lines.

 

[tehpope]

remember that episode of captian planet supported an abortion by using raw mik?

 

[The Ugly One]

you can't use your asshole as a source.

 

[Spud]

a fellow gooner with Dunning-Kruger.

 

[Hitman One]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE A NEW SEASON ANNOUCNEMENT

https://briankeene.substack.com/p/letters-from-the-labyrinth-392

https://archive.ph/Fb3RF

Patrick alleges that he is being “targeted by a cyber criminal death cult”

 

[Pedophobe]

If you look at the source material that troon is linking, it all says the exact opposite of what the trannies are asserting.

(don't go to A&H).

Good. Suffah newfags

Let's just say 90% of them give the rest a bad name.

So for now we wait and speculate.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Thanks to @HamEnjoyer for reading Audrey Hale's manifesto so that I don't have to.

From page 10 of Audrey Hale's manifesto: "Love cannot be real if my autism is."

 

[Gentlebastard]

They never said the statue pfp was wrong.

Trains still have the soul of a predator. If they weren't restrained by the rails, they would be monsters.

Here, a predatory Pendolino train uses barriers to trap an unsuspecting truck on a crossing before going in for an incredibly brutal kill. The poor thing gets decapitated instantly.

DSP has an infinitely better grasp on reality and functional human relationships than Fat, which is a sentence that should inflict suicidal despair on anyone it applies to.

Please let him get caught keying a drug dealer's Escalade.

Female nerds don't exist anymore, cause they'll either jiggle their rolls on onlyfans under the alias thiccgamergf or have 95 viewers on twitch cause they got huge tits. AAAA TAKE ME BACK