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[CervixHammer]

"Someone was kind of rude to me today. The emotional damage I suffered amounts to about 0.3 suicides."

 

[LurkTrawl]

It's not even sexual at the time, it's just "haha let's put marbles up each other's ass!" Then someone figures out you can use fingers or a penis.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I must say, after binging through Snoot Game... Fang is so precious and I'd kill myself if anything happened to her!!!

 

[Throwaway Email Enjoyer]

I like this one:
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> It was a very special gift from my wife's boyfriend

 

[Throwaway Email Enjoyer]

I had my favorite meal - chicken nuggets + fries

no one gets me - everyone missunderstants Autism typical

NO LOVE NO BROWN GIRLS I HATE LIFE

Having a father in this life is gay

Can't buttsex a beautiful young grown girl, w/ a big ass and small asshole
If I had a penis, it be big + rock hard

 

[BirdUp]

im not even joking when i say seeing the horrors and abuse jeets put pajeetas through makes me feel bad for being a misogynist.

 

[CaddestSlown]

It's not even sexual at the time, it's just "haha let's put marbles up each other's ass!" Then someone figures out you can use fingers or a penis.

how many marbles could hitler fit up Captain Planet's ass?

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's almost fascinating in how it has nothing about it that stands out except for the fact that is has nothing that stands out. This isn't vanilla ice cream, this is just chugging vanilla extract.

This is the true route to healing, to a time when each side wasn't trying to purity spiral their own team into a fucking civil war. Disagree, vote differently, but at the end of the day what really matters is laughing at fat idiots.

His childing and pepperoni grinding has crossed the political divide and made us all remember something important: retards are funny.

It takes a special kind of man to turn natural allies into blood enemies.

"Comments are closed."​

Fucking cowards.

While you were busy hating minorities, she was studying the box cutter (this is actual in game lore.)

Yaoi is one hell of a drug.

It's hard to die on weird hills.

I can't imagine what horrible degenerate would bang that rotpocket while staring into those dead, autistic eyes.

2013-2016 were really bad years to be an autistic tomboy chick

I need a specific slur for tranny incest wanters

You didn't see the thread about fucking pooners, have you lol
They are among us, brother.

Jack ought to study his body language from the videos he records of himself. I think he will find that it is loaded with political agendas*


*According to Jack political agenda means homosexuality.

 

[Aunt Carol]

People cutting off their dicks after they stuck it up your snatch should worry you

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Gonna just ask for my KF account to be banned so I don't have to keep dealing with all this shit.

 

[Man In A Dress]

lol but is posing in my dna pretending it can harvest from my womb as an alien but had a nutsack he cut into a mangina doing fraud of the Annunaki dna genes I have in my dna n blood type but pretends it’s aliens n not a lineage lol .

 

[Markass the Worst]

this site is full of low functioning autistic dullards with skulls full of rusty nails and vaseline.

you are totally meritless room-dwelling insectoids with no real skills outside of your ability to tear down others.

I suppose I should have thought better than to put my research to a thread full of tranny obsessed male crack whores..

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Andrew Tate going on about his fetish for Hulk Hogan and stuff about him liking men and gay men and a dresser, whatever just so you know Andrew Tate got like a 4 inch penis and he’s really fucking gay.

 

[Cnidarian]

I will never forget the time I walked past to see a little black cat curled up right at the centre of an astraturf wasteland. Poor thing just wanted to touch grass.

 

[Tablet County]

A tranny stole your eggs at three years old? Please elaborate.

"THIS drop of piss will change everything!" the pissing man said pissing into an ocean of piss.

At this point I'm just assuming they hate black women and want everybody to think they're all ugly.

If you can choose 'Professor' as your pronoun, then I want to be called Supreme Master Emperor

David duke just saw that character design and said it was too racist.

 

[Law]

Tumblr is to socially awkward autistic women what crack cocaine was to inner city blacks in the 1980s.

 

[Syzyg]

One was a nigger, and the other appears to be a spic. The teachers definitely yeah.

Okay maybe the second kid was White.

Ah well three lives of value lost then.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

If I eat a couple pounds of pork chops and drink a fifth of vodka, I have a pretty good idea what's coming out.

 

[Meat Target]

It's Clown World, baby.

Whatever will make the Old Gods of Chaos laugh the hardest is what will happen.

If you presented a Boomer with a traitor and an enemy and handed them a pistol with two bullets they would turn around and shoot their child twice.

 

[highly regarded 420]

Just stick your dick in the food processor and get it over with.