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[Pendulous Dong]

Admittedly if you're planning to kill yourself to enter the Jesus dimension you're not too focused on Christian theology.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Ain't nobody going to come in with an avatar that says not a financial advisor and they're going to come in in all caps and yellow and red letters and start talking s*** to me.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Beavers are more industrious than niggers. They build dams and make houses out of wood.

 

[Gentlebastard]

There is no guilt in laughing at a man that not only always steps on rakes, but purposefully goes to Home Depot, buys their entire stock and happily spreads them in front of himself.

Did we not mock them then? We did.

No way she’s taking a break. Caring for manbaby is a 24/7 commitment.

 

[Drip Torch]

he wont stfu about you and urinals and he wont stop tagging me in it

 

[Tablet County]

The pedo is still taller than Ralph.

 

[JethroTullamore]

. If, for example, a young man and his attractive mother fall in love and choose to express their love physically, they should be allowed to do so.

 

[JustSomeDong]

you never forget all of downtown smelling of cum.

The clusters of flowers are pretty but only wear them in your hair if you want to smell like cum.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I let a gay black guy jerk off in front of me at the steam room at the Y last week. It is what it is.

 

[JethroTullamore]

its okay to play with mommies boobies.

 

[Tablet County]

Fine, you got me, I'm only an armchair racist. Happy?

First they came for the cringe, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a cringe loser.

Then they came for the Gamergaters, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a Gamergater.

Then they came for the pedos, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a pedo.

Then nothing happened to me-
because I was not a cringe gamergate pedo.

Incest is hot when it's other people.

I only learned this because of Milhouse from the Simpsons, but the "safest" incest gets is second cousins.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It comes down to jacking off to a video produced by a jewish billionaire made with the purpose of destroying the west and the white race or jacking off to the drawings of a mentally ill troon/japanese man. The choice is yours

 

[Tablet County]

Nothing pisses a Kiwi Farmer off more than implying he is some kind of crayon-eating retard.

Nothing straighter than licking the slightly salty sweat off a man’s brow,

You know you fucked up when the narrative shifts to was your project a giant money sink or a colossal money sink.

I don't think you know what the term 'cowtipping' means.

i do, it means being gay

why do I come to this site

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

this shit got hella gay in here what the fuck is up with that steam room story

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I AM TRANS YOU PURPLE TRIANGLED FUCK

 

[Drip Torch]

I AM NOT FAAAAATTTT!!!!!!

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Trying to use a "you are a puritan" talking point would work a lot better if you weren't a homosexual furry.

 

[Smokeski]

I AM A WOMAN!!!!

 

[Drip Torch]

It won't work with all the bullying and shit he is doing to me!!! haha fuck yooouuuu!!!

 

[thhrang]

gender euphoria is like a hard drug and I understand why trans people go so crazy off it. It's a good thing but too good. No excuse for Keffals and ava behavior tho. And it's not a fetish

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