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[Tablet County]

Is everyone here gay? What is happening?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"PEOPLE WHO LIKE HOT DOGS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. YOU CLOSE-MINDED DIMWITS DEMANDING YOUR MUSTARD AND YOUR RELISH. LITERALLY STFU AND WATCH A HOT DOG COMMERCIAL, YOU APES!"

 

[Axiom.]

I'M NOT FAT OR SMELLY!!!!!

Edit to avoid double post

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/amanda...-ghostguy15-saladfingy05.192186/post-19414518

 

[CEO of Gay]

Furry isn't a sexuality lol.

I AM NOT A "HIM". THE ONLY PUPPET HERE IS JOE BIDEN!!!!!

I AM NOT A MAN OR A NIGGER!!!! I AM WHITE!!!!

 

[Pedophobe]

I AM TRANS YOU PURPLE TRIANGLED FUCK

I AM NOT A PHYCHOPATH

QUIT USING PHOTOS!!!!

IT IS ESPUNGED!!!

I AM NOT FAT OR SMELLY AND I DO NOT HAVE A FAKED VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah hell just read the whole thing, it's great.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

FUCK BLACK PEOPLE!!! BRING BACK THE SLAVES!!!!

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

I know it’s your website, but could you stop derailing the thread?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Chef Red Pill]

"Just wanted to let you know that I'm gonna let myself turn into a lolcow" -Bowblax

 

[Mr Sister]

DO NOT CALL ME SWEETIE

FAGBITCH

GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF
I AM NOT YOUR LITTLE KITTY CAT, YOU HOMO FAGGOT ARTHURIAN DILDO-KING



GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/567043/

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I AM NOT MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

 

[Ass to Ass]

I bet your pussy looks like a truck tire with a sidewall blowout.

 

[RACISM]

It turns out the search phrase "balldo nick rekieta" has taken top spot on Google search suggestions after typing in the search term "balldo"

 

[Gentlebastard]

Thanks. Now I'm more depressed than I was before I read this story.

He types his catchphrases so many times in a day, I wonder if he ever gets all liquored up on an empty stomach and a fist full of adderall and practices his movie protag voice in the mirror.

I deeply apologise for the times I have compared monkeys to indians.

WARNING: his use of "Lidurly" is infuriating in this video

I bet gay porn is less gay than this shit.

Americans don't want any part of Canada. We don't like Canadians anymore. Not after They sent us Jim Carrey.

We can autistically argue about what perfection should be, and even work to fix things, but in the end you have to have responsibility for yourself and keep your head on a swivel no matter what the laws or designs say.

Did that retard literally assert that buying fucking groceries is a federal fucking crime?

 

[Law]

Can't say it's cum for sure, but we can't rule it out either.

 

[GumballFapper]

If you think Mickey Mouse is a boy and Minnie is a girl, then gender is a social construct.

 

[Tablet County]

HE HAS STYLE
HE HAS GRACE
THIS COOL KONG
TORE OFF A JEETS FACE

HE CAN HAND STAND
IF HE NEEDS TO
AND STOP A PAJEET FROM RAPING YOU

 

[LurkTrawl]

I mean obviously Haitian Divorce is about Nick Rekieta but I listen to that album constantly and I never knew what the title track was about, the album art makes more sense too.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Jesus, they're too lazy to even fake having a mental illness!

I also personally know of a person who claims to have DID, who in the past had edgy humor, said slurs, joked about minorities but the moment he starts dating a crazy pooner in a polycule he changed into this safe-edgy guy and blamed his past behavior in a DID alter he claims is dead now

Estrogen hasn't turned him into a woman any more than sticking an egg up his b-hole would turn him into a chicken.

Chapter 17: Dear Reader, I Had To Take Sabbatical To Heal Rape Hemorrhoids.

People don't dislike people interested in history or ww2.

What they dislike is you blocking the condiments aisle dressed in thigh highs and a wermact helmet.

How obnoxious do you have to be to be blackballed by the shit-eating community?

Troons make everything weird, even things you already thought were weird.

 

[Dr. Butt]

The fat fag is too lazy to kill himself.