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[Jonah Hill poster]

To be a fly on the wall watching Bowblax scrolling the lingerie section, wondering which color fits him the best

knowing his intrests it will be sonic the hedgehog blue

sonic blue because the CIA introduced sonic to autistics like how they introduced crack in black communities

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I made a concise, logical argument in favor of the "incest should be legal" standpoint.

 

[Tablet County]

QUIT THROWING SOUP NIGGA!

What kind of faggot is in a closet so hard he puts 5 kids in a woman.

 

[Syzyg]

During this project I studied many things.

I studied intelligence and belief systems.

I studied religion and war.

I studied various aspects of mathematics and science.

I also studied a few elective courses of study.

I studied bondage and slavery.

I studied sadism and masochism.

I studied dominance and submission.

And I studied dreams and love and God.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

One kid started asking if I knew whad "edging" was and then I heard an awful word. "gooning"

I know gooning from your talk about roblocks.

I told him to stay off roblockls.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Pull the righteous mask off and it’s all just butt lifts.

 

[Drip Torch]

we will walk into a bank digitally and grab the bank manager by the neck and shove his head into the wall, and I will very gently tell him that we can do this one of two ways, either my way or the hard way.

 

[Topaz Eyes]

Gotta go wish rape on someone as a palate cleanser.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

im nto driniung or doing anyghing other than wjat my foctor told me to take

 

[Anti Snigger]

i sm sobrr i ksut have bad hradacje adn im dozxy

 

[babadook]

Tonight I learned "When you're stoned in a drive in with your Bluetooth on don't play Kiwifarms attachments"

 

[Tablet County]

Sometimes shit is so fucking asinine that even the most jaded of cynics cannot help but feel just a little more disgusted.

If you aim your trebuchets a little higher and knock Tom Bombadil off the cliffs, do you think you could dam the river with him?

Ladies, please. This is a pro-incest thread.

if they're truly straight, they won't tolerate being told in graphic detail by Cervantes how he wants to sodomize them bareback in his studio apartment.

I miss the wholesome times when people would just suck dick for cock.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

The pizza is a front

The "hacker guy" would have to train a white puppy LoRA from that specific artist, and for that, you'd need A TON of white puppy images made from that artist, not just one.

It's funny that they only refer to kids becoming The Next Trump, Putin, or Hitler, but never say that they'll become The Next Stalin, Mao, Xi, Kim, Chavez, Maduro, Mugabe, Pol Pot, or Cesacsu.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Mate, what are you doing man

 

[AI generated waifu]

“Broooooooo.”

“I know, bro. Me too.”

[fellatio ensues]

 

[Nigger Cobson]

my girlfriend is getting out of the psych ward soon and I told her we could start a new career path of robbing gas stations and abducting children and perhaps we could dabble in cannibalism.

I told her when we're all done we can drive our car off into the Grand canyon lake Thelma and Louise.

The new lolcow on the finance board sure likes to powerlevel...

 

[Looney Troons]

GODVERDOMME DAT KUTJE NAT

 

[Gentlebastard]

How dare you speak ill of Bachelor Frog.

"So there's this FORUM who DARES to criticize me!"

This is why the aliens avoid Earth.

Funniest pat suicide attempt would be him trying to overdose, but getting the amount completely wrong because he's that in denial over his own weight.

That's why you don't argue with them. Just laugh at their ghoulish appearance and willful stupidity.

 

[Titty Figurine]

I leave my photo dimensions in the hands of Christ and the "auto" input.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

She's medically proven to be suffering from intense butthurt.

She already pisses her pants, don't tell me she shits them too...

shit your pants to own jim metokur, brilliant thinking.

Doxing your medical records to own someone on the Internet only to accidentally reveal you are an inbred bingbong with irritable bowels