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[S.C.U.D.]

Me coming to this forum was a mistake on my part.

 

[RACISM]

Interstate commerce is how you got nationwide gay marriage, after all.

 

[NoReturn]

the female of the species is in possession of some sort of telediuretic magic

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

If that fat sperg found out where my rock was, and came by, with sexual menace, to flap her boxy babblers in my direction, I might finally decide to, by hook or by crook, break my unbreakable chains too.

 

[Gog & Magog]

White people are cringe. I give up.

-Null

 

[Tablet County]

Gay is like a multiplier, it makes everything twice as bad.

the thing that infurated me most is that they said pasta was invented in BCE, not BC. This angered me so much that I proceeded to boil my head in pasta.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

This thread is for an open discussion on marijuana/pot/weed/dat sticky icky/loud/ or whatever the fuck you call it.

Try to keep the discussion civil.

Nigger weed

 

[grenouille crétine]

i don't know where the ghosts fit in my fanfic. i think they're her tard handlers appointed by god as a punishment.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Boy are their faces going to be red when they find his semen-soaked corpse.

Setting up a building where faggots rape each other is so extremely over-the-top gay its beyond anything in Sodom & Gomorrah, all these fag facilities (prisons) should be nuked from orbit.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

It’s understandable that you being overweight and not taking care of yourself repels potential love interests, but throwing all of your feelings onto two dead boys isn’t an acceptable coping mechanism

You’ve even gone as far as to say the ONLY reason you WASH YOUR FEET is for him

Even with an abundance of proof in front of you from two girls who are worlds better than you, you still fall asleep at night thinking you are undeniably the little princess of both of the Columbine shooters.

I hope you sleep well surrounded by the mimic spirits you’ve invited in that prey on your vulnerability. It’s like watching a naive young girl in her tankini trying to seduce the attractive, teenage lifeguard at a hotel pool.

 

[Syzyg]

please congratulate me on my very first post here. I need adoration and attention.

 

[stupid frog]

Not wanting to fuck every single person on planet earth is transphobic

 

[Pedophobe]

Gotta love all these handsome and well-adjusted normal individuals hanging with and laughing at all those other handsome and well-adjusted normal individuals, no projection or trauma going on in here, no sir.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Lick me once, shame on you. Lick me twice, shame on me. Lick me three times, we’re both probably into it at that point.

Kaju Trump is dancing over the skyline help me Kamala

Look, I'm just gonna cut the shit and flat-out ask:
Are we all gonna fuckin' die?

 

[Gog & Magog]

Conservatives definitely don't give a damn about the nuances of what constitutes acceptable loli anyways;

 

[EverybodyWalktheDinosaur]

her boyfriend’s spunk would leak out the holes and it still, to this day, makes me squirm a little

 

[Tablet County]

"pls be my fren thx" is pretty self-explanatory, you fucking idiots. I hate all of you stupid motherfuckers so much, I don't believe I lower myself by posting on here with you gaggle of detestable retards. Fuck everyone reading this, you can all burn in Hell for all I care.

Also pls be my fren thx am having a hard time making friends on here and dont get why

Your account is older, but it doesn't make you any smarter.

Well my name/pfp is based on Clint Eastwood's character in Pale Rider who just goes by Preacher.

His sect of Christianity is never specified but based on the style of his outfit and some context clues, like the two women who seem to think he could potentially be married, he's probably some kind of Anglican.

Since I am Catholic I wanted to make that distinction clear lest anyone get the wrong idea.

It still terrifies me how Tardski looks like the most inbred little Vegas strip mall usurer at the end of this video. He looks like what parents in both Israel and Palestine would describe to their children in an attempt to scare them for not doing their chores or brushing their teeth at night.

Chris Farley and John Belushi were fucking based for OD'ing before Hollywood could turn them into insufferable faggots.

you are annoying and unfathomable

 

[The Ugly One]

I remember it from alt.sex.bestiality.

 

[Gentlebastard]

not sure if loss or political compass

Pol Pot got his ideas from French intellectuals after his father sent him to prestigious French universities in the 50s. (An alternate explanation is that the poor man had to spend years listening to French intellectuals and came to the conclusion that anyone literate must be brutally murdered.)

Good God, he can't help but look like a faggot, can he?

Does anyone have that post from the troon absolutely consumed with jealousy and hatred towards some random woman in his life?

That doesn't really narrow it down.

I don't currently own any racist lawn gnomes myself

I am just a fan of the caricatured nigger eating a watermelon aesthetic how dare you art shame me

He's such an ignorant, entitled, and rude cunt. This minisaga is a good example of why people laugh at him slowly dying

This isn't the one I was thinking of but it's extremely funny anyways so I'm counting this as a win.

He's upset that Furaffinity is banning pedo content, and he's also worried that furry conventions might do the same.

At this point I think Blue's Clues is too high brow for him. He should just watch the static on tv, that's more his speed

Maybe I'm just naive to think that no one this stupid exists.

Look at all these retarded fags

This is a face of a man that will argue himself to prison that "age of consent" laws are unconstitutional.

The Virgin Stats vs the Chad "Source? I made it up"

I think wearing something that informs everyone around you how to precisely fuck with you is extremely funny.

At least his double chin can smile unlike his forever sad mouth.

printers are tools of the devil that can smell your fear

Wait a second, how the fuck does he still have a double chin while his head is tilted up?

The fact that Chris Chan, Lowtiergod and Darksydephil all are college graduates says a lot about what a college degree means in the modern day.

I feel really anxious because the Pigster had several not-entirely-dogshit opinions that I agreed with, which means that the end times must be nigh.

That's his normal pre-frozen freezer burnt garlic

"would Steve from Blues Clues suck me off if I made him chili?"

You can't do that, i'm wearing the Please No Superplexes UwU badge

 

[Aunt Carol]

You guys are gonna feel real stupid when Loki descends. I'm just saying.

Well, clearly the dead murderers' souls will choose whichever woman is less obese.