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[Cnidarian]

Obese Felines 225 deviations
Swastikas 92 deviations

 

[Overly Serious]

Very British, wanted biscuits and tea soon after

 

[Oliver Onions]

He talks about how God can be bound by magic words and blood sacrifice and other Jewish things.

He thinks this is crazy and probably part of Jewish culture we cannot escape.

(I thought they were funnier as separate quotes)

 

[Gentlebastard]

My pleasure at this news is immeasurable, and my day is prosperous.

Is Tailor Swift the new "this is just like a Marvel movie!" for retarded millenials?

My eyes were so drawn to his AGP smirk that I actually totally missed the hair. That's fucking dreadful, it looks like he just pulled some hair our of a drain and glued it to his forehead.

One time I met a guy whose fav artist was Kim Petras and it took all my self control not to call him a faggot.

Theres no way for a straight dude to suck a dick or get a stick shoved up his asshole heterosexually.

Come the fuck on.

WHY AREN'T THE POLITICIANS MY PERSONAL ARMY AAAAGH

"Sucking girldick to own the libs" isn't the win he thinks it is.

Pat is getting fucking pounded so hard on X right now, I almost feel gay for watching it

Took a lil break from the thread for my own personal sanity and BOY WAS THAT A FUCKING MISTAKE

The gonorrhea arc from the drag makeup artist and his ladyboy bf.

It's like Power Rangers but fat and gay

I figured this guy was that troon dev at first, but he's actually a different one!

How dare you! How dare you make my heart flutter with such hope!

playing hall of the mountain king while scrolling through the pages in this thread over the past couple of days

Bluesky is like shooting fish in a barrel for Insanity

These people are so fucking high on their own supply I'm amazed they haven't collapsed into catatonia from their own rectal methane.

 

[DickMain]

@Megatardingo (via chat)

 

[Thé au lait]

And after all of this, A-me rewarded her fat fuck of a diabetic self with chocolate covered raisins.

It's also been disputed as the word was mistranslated to Virginians.

So...

72 Chris Chans. Or, 71 Chris Chans and one Borb.

Not washing your rice every time before cooking it is like not washing your penis every day. There's no excuse for it, unless you're a disgusting subhuman.

Like eating a chocolate cookie and finding raisins inside, everyone will get mad at your shenanigans.

If you listen too much to the people who tell you what you want to hear, you end up going on HRT, cutting your dick off, and calling yourself Fifi Trixibelle.

 

[DickMain]

While I agree with you I'm also concerned that you aren't just pretending to be an unhinged retard.

 

[BirdUp]

close to nutting and the video buffers with a closeup of the dude's hairy ass. zoomers don't know the horrors of real media streams.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

"Nicky, your little spray is as weak as you are. I hate to tell you to invest in a new brand but I didn't even need eye wash." - woman who got pepper sprayed by Nick Fuentes (via @Osama Bin Laden)

 

[Aunt Carol]

You can fuck your own car you buy, but you can't fuck your neighbor's car or rentals.

 

[Tablet County]

Also, what kind of person needs 'personal defence items' like dude just dig a moat the ground is literally right there.

 

[DickMain]

Literally shaking, this looks like the cover of a Hallmark channel movie about an abusive gay spouse.

Out there somewhere, right now, a jewish person is laughing about how gay you all are and there’s nothing you can do about it.

 

[BirdUp]

A “LGBTQ black immigrant in a wheelchair” is what he’s jerking the faucet to now?

Wrong again, stalker. It is you who will enjoy prism.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Imagine if all Cthulhu did to you was make you more fuckable.

 

[Hitman One]

What is going on in this thread? It's like beauty parlor meets /pol/ in here

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It's nice to find a low-level autist that's not trooned out or is into some weird sex thing. He's just happy watching Dragon Tales and seething about Trump.

he's also locked in spiritual war with an anime character to save a religion he doesn't even believe in

 

[Bill Evans 45]

She fell off the boat on her own.

The Obama's threw her a rock that was labeled "I identify as a life preserver, bigot!"

 

[Gog & Magog]

Jewish coochie hit different​

shit got me runnin round the city wit tears in my eyes saying "maybe it really was 6 million "

me around a cute jewish girl: i actually think it was 7 million

 

[PhoBingas]

They will find you.

They will huff whippets.

 

[supremeautismo]

Modern rice is good, but if you boil it for too long it becomes post-modern rice. Regular rice gets mushy and loses structure, post-modern rice starts dismantling structure and questioning your authority.