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[Hitman One]

He should be in jail for simply being A NIGGER.

 

[BirdUp]

My wife was getting irritated that I wasn't coming to bed so we promised on an Xbox

 

[Spunt]

It's stupid to get married cuz a couples income becomes one. My buddy and his "wife" never wanted to marry either so they can have more money and he on disability too cuz he had a stroke in May so now she gets paid to him help, does doordash with him, does some college admin thing, then gonna pretend to be my personal support worker so I get my free bus passes again and I basically have her get paid for nothin to have her be paid to hang out with my buddy n help my buddy out and we can nerd the fuck out together watching movies n cartoons. If there a huge LEGO set I get, he will happily build it for me like the creator ecto-1, delorean time machine, the titanic.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

The truth is, there IS NO ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION its just the government creating Tesla owners

 

[JustSomeDong]

This is kiwifarms and we have a collective history and customs that new sisters like you might not be aware of. Off the top of my head, some of the cultural terms we have built up include: “us,” “she,” “nigger,” and “faggot.” You need to spend some time here and learn our culture before you can start trying to act as a janny. If you really want a crash course, I suggest dm’ing Dyn (tag removed because I didn’t receive consent before mentioning, just trying to protect my fellow sisters).

 

[Syzyg]

null this is your last chance i am giving you, okay???? i have sent multiple emails through different accounts but they’ve all been ignored so this is my last resort

null i am dead serious i have multiple means of dealing with you. i have two sets of grandparents one set retired cia agents. other set retired lawyers. i have my
moms husband too who is a highly trained green beret with a high kill count. DO NOT fuck with me joshua connor moon i have many ways of dealing with you

 

[Tablet County]

even the keyboard has a stutter.

I can't help but notice that you registered like 5 seconds ago just to post this and even seem to have misspelled your own attempted username.

I'm late but the ugly tablecloth joke could work if his name wasn't Patrick S. Tomlinson and he wasn't a fat faggot with bitch-tits. Maybe it could work if his name was like Geoffrey J. Cornelius and he was a flamboyant Bri'ish TV personality known for his sharp but good-natured wit.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

That's what happens when you shower regularly, moisturize with something other than McDonalds grease, and take care of your appearance.

This nigga is ZESTY

 

[Meat Target]

stop it stop it stop it stop it all pf you

 

[Tablet County]

STOP IT WITH THE LOW LIFE MOCKERY ALL OF YOU FUCKING WHORES NEED TO STOP

They never learn.

 

[CallmeCicada]

nonconsensual force of eating IS A CRIME.

 

[Meat Target]

Death to hunger, à la snack bar.
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Our diverse offerings of flavor explosions at Jihadi Bistro.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I can build lego just fine. I just find it boring and don't have the attention span and my fingers get sore.

Lego is also an adult collectible and not some toy. Even Redline Club Hot Wheels are adult collectibles.

I don't want to ever get married cuz there is less money involved.

 

[Drip Torch]

If there a huge LEGO set I get, he will happily build it for me like the creator ecto-1, delorean time machine, the titanic.

 

[JustSomeDong]

null i am dead serious i have multiple means of dealing with you. i have two sets of grandparents one set retired cia agents. other set retired lawyers. i have my
moms husband too who is a highly trained green beret with a high kill count. DO NOT fuck with me joshua connor moon i have many ways of dealing with you

 

[Rozzy]

If you gooned to real people and ate them you'd be called jeff dahmer.

 

[Axiom.]

STOP MOCKING ME WITH YOUR SARCASM

 

[Tablet County]

wait wait wait stop it dont fucking SIDETRACK ME again you golem

Maybe don't tsk tsk premarital paid hetero sex when you do man on man faggot bum sex

You will find people will bear the burden of your suicide with surprising ease. Like a gentle spring breeze.

Have to hand it to OP, he pulls off the 'I'm only pretending to be retarded' retardation really well.

I fight for all oppressed creatures except for trannies because they are gross.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

I’m a glowie and all we do is fart on this niggas lunch on the break room. Dudes cookies smell like a toilet.

 

[Syzyg]

a man doesn't need to use aromatic soap and several moisturizers to keep his hands clean. A man can splash some gasoline on his hands and then wipe them on his pants, that's clean enough.