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[Return of the Freaker]

I am sorry but that author of the negro article is so dry you could put his writing next to a candle and start a wildfire

 

[Gentlebastard]

There was a rumor that said famous rectum was in fact a vagina, but that was absolutely not true.

Even their attempts at schizo conspiracies are weak and gay.

a little Garlic and Sperg of Rosemary

A gift, if you will, from the great and all seeing balloon animal maker in the sky.

Personally I blame the Ninja Turtles.

Why for the love of God did I have to fucking click that. Fuck you.

Even the murder church told him to go fuck himself. I think he's hated wherever he goes for being such an obnoxious asshole. He's an asshole to everyone.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

A lot of people who used to like Blue's Clues now hate it because it became woke as fuck and now the host is s mexican which is a true tradegy in it's own rights. They even made the cringiest pride video showing top surgery scars.

 

[CallmeCicada]

It is a species. 2 species of gender

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I know I'm a woman, but I know I'm not female.

Tylor Starr, Potter fandom expert and co-author of “The Unofficial Harry Potter Vegan Cookbook,”

 

[CallmeCicada]

I can talk female just fine. Even the indian scam callers can tell I'm a girl

 

[Topaz Eyes]

but put them in a uniform or in authority and you will witness the innate dictatorial tendency of the african negro unleashed.

 

[DickMain]

This man is in for the childing of his life.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

@Temmie you're just jealous Ralph got to bang a horse while you can only daydream about your lust for animals.

 

[Tablet County]

If fatrick posts a video of himself climbing a free hanging rope ladder, I will believe him that his phone was lost in a magical cave

 

[Topaz Eyes]

she’s cool enough to be poly and woke enough to not erase black asexual transwomen albino Inuit Deaf intellectually disabled chronically disabled

 

[Syzyg]

is Chad Skibidicock an unsurmountable barrier for millenial groomers?

 

[CallmeCicada]

Everybody knows women are not people and are sex objects lol

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I put sperg instead of Sprig that funny.

 

[Tablet County]

I put sperg instead of Sprig that funny.

Realizing that these elbow chewing ear biters were using THIS to strengthen their claims gave me fucking retard fatigue.

 

[Meat Target]

you take home a girl and she immediately goes to the bathroom and spends hours applying makeup and lipstick and perfume and staring at herself in the mirror, odds are you will discover she has a dick later in the night.

Don't ask how I know this.

 

[Tablet County]

nigger are you actually just spreading raw garlic on your food like it's fucking butter??

I would want others to be racist against me.

Let me get us a nice tall glass of tardcum.

That dance is so gay it makes Trump's little dance where it looks like he's jacking off two men at once look to the tune of YMCA look incredibly heterosexual.

If her Frankenvagina held up to getting 75 cocks in 48 hours without disintegrating, the doctor that did the cockchop deserves Employee of the Year.

I would suspect we are much better at parsing who is bigger and stronger and more be-penised than us.

He also offered his son a line of cocaine, but his son replied “I’m f**ing 13, that’s ridiculous”.

Nigga you can't skip leg day if you're trying to be a woman.

A race of people so blown the fuck out by America they decided to become as cute and non-threatening as possible to appease the stronk anglo.

 

[DickMain]

Fucking free my nigga, Spingle Cat.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You're not even a proper elf, you're only half-elven! And you tried to kill Captain America! Fuck off, Hugo Weaving.

lm shitting and pissing, I have the power in the bathroom.

 

[Harm]

You let an IRL Chudjack to fuck your wife. An IRL Chudjack who ate your cum.