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[Not A Cat Person]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-20149036

"Moon's site attracts objectively crazy individuals"

"many of Moon's users are objectively unhinged"

-Russell Greer, 2024

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Look at this nigger quoting himself: nigger in question.

Yeah, I've thought about doing it, but I've never actually done it. Shameful. If someone other than the author doesn't find a quote worthy of this thread, it doesn't belong in here. Anyway:

I find it hard to believe that a redditor has ever earned anything good that happens to them

Mr Clinton doesn't deserve greenies after the Oreo epsteining attempt.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Who the fuck knows, but all I care about is that I am on top (gigety) because it is only gay if you receive it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I once harassed a guy off another corner of the internet because he had the Ikea shark in one of his pics of his setup.

I kept calling him a tranny until it came out that he was actually a tranny.

(Separated because they're funnier in isolation.)

 

[biggacracka]

It's literally Christmas Eve, spend time with your fucking family... Or wait you don't have anyone but Pedo Pete.

at best you're at the level of a fetus choking on a crayon.

go to your nearest store buy a rope and hang yourself and hope you don't become a wrecking ball.

(not in order)

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'm tired of trying to figure out which toilet seats had balls rubbed on them.

I think I've called like six different users faggots and niggers in the last two hours alone, and have probably been called the same by just as many in the same amount of time.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Homeless legally aren't allowed to kill you if you pretend they don't exist. That's why they're loud and do shit like set themselves on fire. It's all bait bystanders into looking at them.

So what if someone gets vivisected on the A-train? How does that affect you personally?

In fairness visiting shitholes can be fun just for the disaster voyeurism. Detroit is like a theme park if you have the right guide.

I have already decided that when I first brutefuck him like a freshly marinated rotisserie chicken I will be using a racist japanese accent just to add confusion to the trauma

Once I saw a troon's disgusting unwashed asshole and I still am pouring bleach in my eyes every morning under the naive hope that the afterimage goes away.

I feel I need to evaluate what the hell happened in my life that got me to a point where I'm reading sentences like that so often.

Disclaimer: everything I assume about this woman is due entirely to her status as a redditor.

I do see the theory someone posted of her being a fat diabetic whale that pisses caramel as the more likely one in this case however.

She gave daily updates on her crotch pain on a scale of 1-10 and I joined the site because I was tired of not being able to call her retarded on reddit

I'm tired of trying to figure out which toilet seats had balls rubbed on them.

He woke up extra fuckin early on Christmas Eve to furiously xeet empty threats in response to troll posts from up to a fucking week ago.

 

[Crex Crex]

I just realized that this woman’s worries about the Trump administration are fueled by a 20+ year old Harry Potter fanfiction event known as The Marriage Law challenge.

Having seen it, it’s amazing how boring it is for a movie that has James Bond tripping and fucking.

The next movie will just be called Butt Fuck and will pay you to go see it.....

Nobody wants to watch your faggot shit.

If it had been two hot women fucking I would have went to se it. I’m in no rush to watch two dudes swapping pozzloads.

 

[Skeleton Salami]

LITERAL NIGGERBRAIN. HE MARRIED A WOMAN LAST YEAR. 5 YEARS AGO HE FUCKED A TRAP. THE IMAGES ARE OF THE TRAP HE FUCKED 5 YEARS AGO, NOT THE WOMAN HE IS MARRIED TO

KAMI 5 YEARS AGO = SEX SEX SEX -> TRAP
KAMI AFTER SEX SEX SEX -> TRAP = LEAVE TRAP AND MOVE ON
KAMI NOW = MARRY + SEX SEX SEX -> REAL BIOLOGICAL WOMAN

 

[BrunoMattei]

he says a woman's nipples look like baby penises.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/adam-johnston-yourmoviesucks-yourmoviesucksdotorg-anunkindness.30003/post-20155158

 

[Makhnovshchina]

"I'm a violent misogynist" - Ian Foote

 

[Pedophobe]

Harriet Pooner and the Sudden Misgendering

Succumbing to the Tism.

Here we see OP's thinly veiled fetish in action.

Fucking German chancellors, man.

 

[Nancy]

Amho-ho-hole!

 

[Slideshow Bill]

it was just black lipstick, a boner and a dream.

 

[grenouille crétine]

I don't get how you've made this comment multiple times and never figured out how to spell "masturbate"

 

[frozen_runner]

No Raid: Shadow Legends? Hard pass.

Get the little retard a bionicle. Worst he can do is shove it up his ass.

Good on the appeals court for slapping that big fat Fani.

There is truly nothing more niggerly than fried watermelon.

You would get a million subscribers in no time and the klan would become popular again.

For instance, I am bigoted regarding pajeets. That means I'm racist regarding pajeets (which is a sensible position.)

Thoughts on Aileen Wuornos? Because so many people defend her.

That's all?

I was promised a genocide!!!!

Perfect families aren't gay.

"i fucking hate current year bark bark bark bark bark"
- Dog of Nothing

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Ain't no love in Oklahoma, just the whistle of a long black train.

Don't let the users here tell you otherwise, it's a running joke that we are a fringe site with the ability to post a lot of weird shit but yeah. It's just gay porn.

Some of you need to watch more pornography, you're just describing the fantasy he's trying to realize.

I want to puzzle piece myself after looking at that but fuck it, I’m hitting post.

FOOOOD FOOOOD FOOOD FOOD, SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX CUM CUM CUM FOOD FOOD FOOD NOW FOOD NOW FOOD FOOD SEX SEX SEX SEX KILL KILL KILL

PLAY PLAY FOOD PLAY TREAT SLEEP PLAY KILL SEX I NEED TO SHIT SLEEP REEEEEE PET ME NOW

I'm a thhhhnake, a thlippery, thlithery thhnake and I obey my trans wife

I just want to know how to fuck bees. Ain't that deep, man.

 

[Chao Garden]

Its times like this I'm proud to not know how to mastrabate.

 

[${Sandy}]

I don't trust anything with that much Null in it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

(If u give a joke answer to this I will block u. I'm extremely stressed)

Funny part quoted, original post here.