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[SlaanyChaser]

Stupid faggots. You whack egg with a spoon, food comes out. Faggots can't do anything right.

Because eyes are the windows to the soul and these demonic freaks don't have one.

>Wageslaving

>Wageslaving, Japan

She probably cocks her head all off to one side to read these posts, then begins to hug her knees as she begins to quietly weep.

It's Cama'amada.

I saw someone at Furpocalypse wearing a Sonichu medallion. Now which one of you speds was it?

While I appreciate everyone's concern about the quality of posts on this forum, the reported post is not actionable for "cringe."

An abo who can read? I have my doubts.

I'd rather subject a billion bulls to electro-cock and ball torture than entertain the notion of veganism

What’s your favorite nickname for Barb?
I have to say “Barbie chan” cause it sounds like a buff homosexual anime villain.

Gay time. No homo.

Honestly, I think we should kill Chris Chan at this point.

“Mother, present your pussy, I have come to collect my fanmail”

writing stories about how you sucked another man off and guzzled his load is another, very strong piece of evidence in favor of confirming your status as a fucking FAG.

Instead of bonito flakes do you think he just peels off his cosplay makeup and sprinkles it on top? Nice and fresh, just like glorious Nippon.

>KF has really lowered their standards if that's worth a feature
Uhmmm, kiwixisters?

BROS I JUST GOT BACK IN TIME

WHOEVER KICKED HER IN THE CUNT, IT WORKED. YOU SAVED HUMANITY!

God never existed for Barb. Everything about Barb represents the problem of evil.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO DIE HERE. DO SOMETHING DAMN IT

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Express President - 50G

Lose your office in 72 hours or less, any % completion​

Well then this is awkward because I'm in favor of shooting rioters and CEOs.

I AM IN MY HEALTHY SCHEDULE ARC
I AM SUCH A BEDPILLED SLEEPMAXER

It can take me hours to fall asleep. I wish I had Jews in my head so they could Shut It Down.

It’s NYC. Everyone is wearing like two jackets. I would beat that bitch with my jacket like she owed my money.

If we were to cut off India and China completely from our industries (both for supplies and employment) we would be a star faring civilization within 10 years.

LED on the other hand emits overly bright, unnatural, blue demon light. Its disgusting.

Sorry about blinding everybody but I'm gonna see those fucking deer.

 

[Gentlebastard]

LOL THIS NIGGER USED THE SAME WORD TO RHYME!

Not surprised this person failed at suicide but I encourage them to try again and really apply themselves this time.

I can see why the author tried to kill himself

If I were so mediocre I'd consider suicide too

RIP Burt, he was a real one. He pushed the envelope for croc representation in movies, and we won't forget that. I hope he's deathrolling aussies in the sky now

My favourite was the kamikaze pilot that was also a tail gunner apologized to him at the Pearl Harbor memorial. What a memory that must be for him.

Are you casting doubt on “trust me bro” levels of research? Rape apologist!

I always apologize after raping someone, it's the gentlemanly thing to do!

I have a confession. I, a capital W-hite man, have washed my chicken for the first time.

In all seriousness, how is somebody who claims to be vulnerable to just about everything microscopic about to get on a plane and fly to ... India?

Good to see that no matter the culture, OP is a always a fucking faggot

How is it possible for him to be so greasy, you have to actively try to get this greasy

It’s almost like he’s a retard who constantly tweets TMI and nonsense and lies.

If someone said this was the last known photo of a sex trafficking victim, I'd believe it.

Woman going to India?

She's gonna frolic in the shit and dead animal river and then get gang raped by 20 Indians on a bus, isn't she?

 

[Dr. Butt]

That said, any lingering interest I had in the Loch Ness Monster died forever a few years back,

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Its times like this I'm proud to not know how to mastrabate.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

The anus is unremarkable and the autism is strong.

Not to be an extremist, but women should start drowning their autistic children if they turn out to be male.

Kiwifarms traffic drops to 0%, dear feeder found dead in a ditch

Only WE can castrate ourselves.

"FUCKING NIGGER SHITTER SHIT NIGGER!"

Santa is amerislop
RETVRN TO SINTERKLAAS

Were these photos taken by their latest victim while they were tied to a chair?

Americans have grown tired of the School Shooter fad and are now going back to their roots: Politically motivated assassinations. America truly is healing.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

X user "holocaustrapegroyper" is cheering.

 

[LastStableVersion]

Potentially risky post here

It's a good thing you don't need consent from a corpse.

 

[Hitman One]

...How exactly do you end up browsing sites like this?

i found it in the reply section of a sam hyde tweet

 

[BirdUp]

Nice try, stalker. Unfortunately for you, I have a deep knowledge of Mexican, and I won't fall for your Romanian speaking bit again.

behead this nigga

Can we just do a Reconquista and Bring back the Glory days of this worthless Waste of URl. make . Sao Tome Proud.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The randomly generated genital/breast, sex, and skin tone of your avatar allows for novel experiences like getting your head smashed in with a rock while being mocked for being a nigger with a tiny dick.

 

[LurkTrawl]

The retardation in this thread needs to back down to normal, Captain Planet levels.

 

[Hamstirer]

I looked them up Reddit, as usually that’s a pretty good place to learn about porno

A bunch of dudes were like “fuck that, I’m just gonna goon to her old material” and the other dudes were like “yaaaay femboy clap clap clap”.

 

[macrodegenerate]

l;dr I hate CP so fucking much, it's unreal

 

[Dr. Butt]

The fuck is he trying to achieve at this point besides tomorrow morning?

I've thought about trying to get arrested for hate crimes by printing some of the "Woman: Adult Human Female" stickers and placing them around town

$100, 000 for FatPat.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

in between raping and beating me she would explain the nature of the platonic forms Goethe's philosophy the folk ways of English Rural Life and she's a very good cook

 

[Gentlebastard]

The anus is unremarkable and the autism is strong.

He is like a sausage that threatens to burst when looked at sideways

I’m celebrating Christmas this year by launching paint balloons at Russian tanks.

One man can't just always have bad takes naturally, this has to be intentional

He has literal brain damage from multiple strokes so he can't even make normal faces any more.

He has decided to solve this problem by refusing to do physical therapy and instead ingesting enormous amounts of pure fat.

As a poor foolish woman, I thought I walked with my legs.

Volume 2: Tiny Tim Fights Butt Sarcoma

I sure hope you all had some wholesome vibes and festive fun times, because I'm about to ruin em.

He's gone back to his regularly scheduled gayposting

"I'm glad your dog is blind." - Russell Greer, disability rights activist

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Jesus was a Jewish lawyer in the spirit world and actually sued in order to become a prophet, apparently.

 

[JustSomeDong]

KF is the clown from your nightmares. The scarecrow from the horror story you were told as a child. The man that looked at you funny while passing you on the street.

It does nothing, and in doing nothing, it terrifies you. It becomes a placeholders for all of your fears. It becomes a receptacle for the blame of all the things you did wrong.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

I'D RATHER NOT BE PRETTY BECAUSE NOT ONLY DO PRETTY GIRLS GET HARASSED FOR SEX ALL THE TIME,

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Take your pills grandpa, its over, we celebrate george floydmas now